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Forum: General Chat 19-05-2012, 21:17
Replies: 145
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Posted By Claytoner40
I wouldn't mind being hen pecked if she got off...

I wouldn't mind being hen pecked if she got off her derrière and made my life easier
Forum: General Chat 19-05-2012, 20:46
Replies: 145
Views: 4,621
Posted By Claytoner40
It's something the wife pushes round the carpet...

It's something the wife pushes round the carpet to wind me up. I couldn't tell you what it does apart from make a lot of noise
Forum: General Chat 19-05-2012, 20:41
Replies: 145
Views: 4,621
Posted By Claytoner40
I really hate it if she hoovers when I'm in the...

I really hate it if she hoovers when I'm in the house. I mean, after all only her needs to hear it. She should Hoover when I'm socialising with the lads in the pub.
Forum: General Chat 19-05-2012, 20:18
Replies: 145
Views: 4,621
Posted By Claytoner40
I'm pretty hungry now. You think the way my...

I'm pretty hungry now. You think the way my stomach was rumbling she would lift her carcass out of the chair and make me something
Forum: General Chat 19-05-2012, 19:01
Replies: 145
Views: 4,621
Posted By Claytoner40
So Anne would you say all women are as hard...

So Anne would you say all women are as hard working as yourself or do you think the majority of women are indeed lazier and it's the minority such as yourself who are hard working?

Since my last...
Forum: General Chat 19-05-2012, 17:56
Replies: 145
Views: 4,621
Posted By Claytoner40
I don't want to give the impression it's all...

I don't want to give the impression it's all negative. She has just brought me a beer from the fridge without me asking her to. She is a love. She didn't pour it for me though. I coughed whilst I...
Forum: General Chat 19-05-2012, 16:59
Replies: 145
Views: 4,621
Posted By Claytoner40
The telephone just rang. I thought I'll wait to...

The telephone just rang. I thought I'll wait to see how long it takes for her to answer it. Thirteen rings. Granted she had to come from upstairs but thirteen seems excessive to me
Forum: General Chat 19-05-2012, 16:37
Replies: 145
Views: 4,621
Posted By Claytoner40
Proof of point - she has just finished mowing the...

Proof of point - she has just finished mowing the lawn and the first thing she does is ask me to make her a brew. I mean she is already stood up. I'm led on settee watching the rugby. Case proved...
Forum: General Chat 19-05-2012, 16:25
Replies: 145
Views: 4,621
Posted By Claytoner40
That's my point Garinda. Most women are too idle...

That's my point Garinda. Most women are too idle to shiver
Forum: General Chat 19-05-2012, 16:14
Replies: 145
Views: 4,621
Posted By Claytoner40
Lazy women

Serious question - Do you think women are getting lazier? When I look back to the life my dad and grandad have I have to say without doubt they are

My wife irons my shirts and trousers but there...
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