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Forum: Anything Goes 06-04-2020, 20:16

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day Woke up this morning with a temperature and cough, later in the day I had an irresistible urge too sing frank sinatra songs so went to the docs, turns out I have crooner virus. Sent from my...

Forum: Anything Goes 06-04-2020, 20:14

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day Too soon Dave? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Forum: Anything Goes 03-04-2020, 21:05

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day Why are the Chinese no good at cricket? Because they eat all the bats Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Forum: Anything Goes 18-12-2015, 21:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day Got the Mrs a prosthetic leg for Christmas, it isn't her big pressie, just a stocking filler

Forum: Anything Goes 25-06-2015, 12:36

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day I`ve just had some bad news, after several trips to the docs and many tests I`ve just found out the wife is allergic to dogs. I know this isn`t a rehoming site but would prefer somewhere local so I...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-06-2015, 22:53

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an...

Forum: Anything Goes 19-08-2014, 19:53

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day This made me chuckle... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMJhOSdxQVg

Forum: Anything Goes 11-04-2014, 09:35

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day Thankfully, there won`t be a public hanging, people would just keep shouting out letters.

Forum: Anything Goes 12-12-2013, 08:57

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day Local Police hunting the "knitting needle nutter" who has stabbed six people in the bum in the last 48 hours, they believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

Forum: Anything Goes 06-12-2013, 22:32

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day So, Nelson Mandela has died at 95, that`s even faster than Paul Walker.

Forum: Anything Goes 09-09-2013, 23:06

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher, he worked it out with a pencil.

Forum: Anything Goes 24-04-2013, 21:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day A little boy says to his mother "mum, when I grow up I want to be like Roy Keane". She replies, "you`ll have to pick one, you can`t do both".

Forum: Anything Goes 02-04-2013, 21:44

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day You also need to watch out for the K.I.D.S virus, a serious resource hog.:D

Forum: Anything Goes 27-03-2013, 12:43

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day A Lancashireman's wife dies and the widower decides that as a dedicated churchgoer her headstone should have the words "She were thine" engraved on it. He calls the stone mason, who assures him...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-03-2013, 12:37

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day Oldie but goldie as they say.

Forum: Anything Goes 27-03-2013, 12:17

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in tall and 350lbs. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After 3 or 4...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-03-2013, 12:01

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day HaHa, haven`t been called a woolieback for years.:)

Forum: Anything Goes 27-03-2013, 10:36

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs

Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2013, 10:37

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By gpick24 Re: Joke Of The Day Scouse kid says to her mother: "Mam, why are your hands so soft?" Mother says: "coz am only 12!"

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