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Forum: Anything Goes 01-03-2007, 16:17

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day There once were four older ladies who lived in Italy .... They always sat outside and chatted a lot when they were younger.... One day they pooled their money together and bought a laptop...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-01-2007, 22:22

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close miss at the weekend. I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me if I wanted...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-11-2006, 08:09

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day TICKLE ME ELMO There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-11-2006, 08:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Shaquille O'Neal, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly,...

Forum: Anything Goes 22-10-2006, 11:45

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day Subject: Fw: Satan People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-10-2006, 23:17

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day Odd I see it no problem. :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Forum: Anything Goes 02-10-2006, 12:14

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day Why the price of petrol is so dear. AN ENGINEERING MASTER PIECE During the construction phase...... Dubai ... ...

Forum: Anything Goes 20-05-2006, 11:21

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day Cortosey of an Auld Reekie Res. U R A GLASWEGIAN If: 1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. 2. Ye...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-10-2005, 19:16

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and thesilence...

Forum: Anything Goes 06-10-2005, 20:43

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day Bush and Rumsfeld having a conversation over Iraq. Rumsfeld tells Bush 3 Brazillians have died. Bush is aghast about this and this startles Rumsfeld. Why the concern? Rumsfeld asks; Bush replies "how...

Forum: Anything Goes 03-10-2005, 22:50

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day The political party confrences

Forum: Anything Goes 02-09-2005, 23:20

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By SPUGGIE J Re: Joke Of The Day A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find...

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