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Forum: Anything Goes 22-02-2012, 18:11

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By jaysay Re: Joke Of The Day There was a major police operation at Ibrox, home of Glasgow Rangers after Saturdays defeat, somebody in the crowd through a pound coin onto the pitch, police are inquiring into the incident and its...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-12-2011, 11:07

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By jaysay Re: Joke Of The Day One tooth says to another tooth arn't I the lucky one, the dentist is taking me out tonight. Jokes in crackers don't get any better do they:D

Forum: Anything Goes 29-12-2010, 17:51

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By jaysay Re: Joke Of The Day The girls grammar school invited a polish world war 2 fighter pilot, wing commander Dabrowski to give a talk on his exploits during the battle of Britain and is introduced to the girls by the...

Forum: Anything Goes 06-12-2010, 18:47

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By jaysay Re: Joke Of The Day How very true that is Neil was once talking to an elderly woman in our company and her take on sex at her age was We don't Tell We don't Yell we done swell and we're grateful:D

Forum: Anything Goes 21-06-2008, 12:37

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By jaysay Re: Joke Of The Day The husband leans over and asks his wife,"do you remember the first time we had sex together over 50 years ago? We went behind the village tavrn where you leaned against the back fence and i made...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-03-2008, 17:56

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By jaysay Re: Joke Of The Day Two blonds are in bed and one says to the other, "I don't reckon much to this swaping lark, do you", no says the other, after ten second the first blond say "I wonder how the lads are getting on

Forum: Anything Goes 21-02-2008, 10:24

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By jaysay Re: Joke Of The Day double post sorry

Forum: Anything Goes 21-02-2008, 10:23

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By jaysay Re: Joke Of The Day An old lady is stopped for speeding, the officer asks her for her licence, she tells him she had it taken away 4 years ago for drink drivng. He then asks her for her other documents, she tells him...

Forum: Anything Goes 19-02-2008, 09:53

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By jaysay Re: Joke Of The Day Five tips for a man seeking a perfect relationship 1/ it's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job. 2/It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. ...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-02-2008, 09:50

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By jaysay Re: Joke Of The Day A bloke tells his mate that Psyciatrists are rubbish. I had a whole year of therapy and it was an utter failure. His mate says but aren't you cured now? the bloke says I guess so, but a year ago i...

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