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Forum: Anything Goes 24-02-2015, 23:30

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your...

Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2013, 13:35

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day OOPS.......wonder if that was racist........

Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2013, 13:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day The Missus decided to wear a burka for a week just to see what public reaction was like. The first morning she was sworn at, punched, kicked up the arse and received death threats. God only...

Forum: Anything Goes 01-03-2013, 07:03

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day He was in ecstasy, a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again...back and forth...back and forth...in and out...in and out. She...

Forum: Anything Goes 20-11-2011, 18:27

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day On a recent trip to the United States , Julia Gillard Prime Minister of Aust, addressed a major gathering of Native American Indians. She spoke for almost an hour on her plans for a Carbon Trading...

Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2008, 10:48

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day Hope PC Plod doesn,t see this one...............:D I wish it was that easy A bloke from the bush walked into a Sydney curio/antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-10-2006, 12:58

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP...

Forum: Anything Goes 19-09-2006, 09:28

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day My Dad,s a Father......... A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way....

Forum: Anything Goes 23-05-2006, 19:10

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day Home Early A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he...

Forum: Anything Goes 16-05-2006, 11:36

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day The Worst Day Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a...

Forum: Anything Goes 16-05-2006, 10:35

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By talentedbutslow Re: Joke Of The Day Vacuum Cleaner Salesman A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young...

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