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Forum: Anything Goes 23-09-2016, 12:30

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day Two nice old ladies were walking down the street when a man walking towards them opened his coat and flashed them. One of the ladies had a stroke but the other one couldn't reach.

Forum: Anything Goes 10-07-2015, 20:23

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day VINCENT VAN GOGH'S FAMILY TREE... His dizzy aunt ------------Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes------------ Gotta Gogh ... The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh ...

Forum: Anything Goes 29-01-2015, 23:52

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day Hello, is this the Police Office? Yes. What can I do for you?' I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy… He's hidin' marijuana inside his...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-10-2014, 13:17

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day Gun Control has already started at Bass Pro Shops Sporting Goods. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets at my local Bass Pro Shop, the cashier said, "Strip down,...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-10-2014, 13:05

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-04-2014, 19:40

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day A Scotsman, an Italian and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, tis a nice bar, but where I come from, ...

Forum: Anything Goes 15-04-2014, 12:06

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying full wages to his help so sent an auditor to investigate. AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner:...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-01-2014, 13:43

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day I'm confused cos I don't have any posts at this link

Forum: Anything Goes 13-01-2014, 01:06

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day An older couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-09-2013, 14:36

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day A little boy asked his Dad: What’s between mom’s legs? The father answers: Paradise, my son. The kid asks again: What’s between your legs? The father replies: The key to the...

Forum: Anything Goes 06-09-2013, 00:00

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day Three Hillbillies are sittin on a porch shootin' the breeze.... 1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. ' 2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?' ...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-09-2013, 23:09

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day A man and woman bump into each other at a bar. The man asks, "what's your name"? The woman replies "Carmen - I'm named after two of my favorite things, cars and men". The woman asks the guy,...

Forum: Anything Goes 12-07-2013, 17:12

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day The middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-06-2013, 13:24

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 14-year-old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-05-2013, 15:16

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The...

Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2013, 00:42

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "'I am so ashamed, Doctor," she...

Forum: Anything Goes 11-04-2013, 00:31

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured ...

Forum: Anything Goes 09-04-2013, 15:12

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day Russ and Sam, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-12-2012, 23:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day Some US states recently legalised gay marriage and marijuana on the same day. Leviticus 20:13 – “if a man lays with another man, as with a woman, he should be stoned.” It all makes sense now. We’ve...

Forum: Anything Goes 16-07-2012, 19:20

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day I don't know why someone didn't figure this out sooner. I use shampoo in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-04-2012, 12:27

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6." A short time...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-03-2012, 20:34

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day THE TOILET SEAT Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to...

Forum: Anything Goes 15-12-2011, 22:52

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day HYMN 365 A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis...

Forum: Anything Goes 06-12-2011, 01:01

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day The History of the Middle Finger Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-12-2011, 23:35

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By flashman Re: Joke Of The Day Here in Canada the Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene on Parliament Hill this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able...

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