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Forum: Anything Goes 27-09-2012, 23:40
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-12-2011, 13:15
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

For those who have flown RYANAIR:


"Spare a thought for Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.......


Arriving in a hotel in Dublin, he went to the bar and asked for a pint...
Forum: Anything Goes 09-09-2005, 16:04
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

Hey Up! I copied this the other day from my girlfriends diary (I'm sure she won't mind me bunging it on here)

Saturday 27th August 2005:

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really...
Forum: Anything Goes 24-06-2004, 08:04
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

[QUOTE=lettie]Why Cucumbers are better than men :D

Lettie, do you like Marrows by any chance?
Forum: Anything Goes 09-06-2004, 17:28
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

Where did the second cat come from?
Forum: Anything Goes 08-06-2004, 13:10
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

I don't get it.
Forum: Anything Goes 04-06-2004, 16:01
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

Numbers 18-25 would have to be read looking up at my enlarged 6-pack
Forum: Anything Goes 04-06-2004, 15:23
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

That's an awful lot for them to remember, Sparko....I suggest they write it down somewhere.
Forum: Anything Goes 03-06-2004, 14:33
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

John, that's wicked!
Forum: Anything Goes 02-06-2004, 16:28
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Letties unpostable joke (amended)

Today, we are free to discuss most matters quite openly (with the exception, of course, of anything in relation to our ethnic friends, upon which the slightest deviation from politically correct...
Forum: Anything Goes 28-05-2004, 23:15
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

Please note that I do not normally post jokes of this sort, but it is now well past the 9 O'Clock deadline hour allowing for material of an adult nature.
Forum: Anything Goes 28-05-2004, 23:11
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

Young wench goes t'Doctors:

"Doc", she says, "I've got an unusual discharge"

"Righto", says Doc, "Drop thee knickers & lets have a look"..........

"how's that feel?", he says, slowly...
Forum: Anything Goes 26-05-2004, 16:14
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

Yeah, he's gonna be in deep pooh.......
Forum: Anything Goes 26-05-2004, 13:32
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

You cruel B*stard!
Forum: Anything Goes 25-05-2004, 15:40
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

OK..I get it now.
Forum: Anything Goes 25-05-2004, 14:50
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

What are Honey Loops?...............I'm completely lost on this. I've figured out the joke is a "perv" joke of some sort, but I can't work out exactly why. These things are snacks of some sort, I...
Forum: Anything Goes 25-05-2004, 13:03
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

What are Cheerios?
Forum: Anything Goes 24-05-2004, 16:09
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

Oh dear...they must be bad, considering some of the stuff that has been on here....being a quiet, innocent boy i think I'll have to refrain from here for a while
Forum: Anything Goes 24-05-2004, 07:48
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

Lettie does'nt get these off a site, does she? This can't be true; Please, someone tell me this can't be true. I thought lettie made these jokes up at work, as she stands at the end of the bed...
Forum: Anything Goes 11-05-2004, 07:44
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

I don't get that one.
Forum: Anything Goes 10-05-2004, 13:15
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

I wonder if we could have that in English English, rather than American English.....
Forum: Anything Goes 05-05-2004, 12:31
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

Mine is dark green in colour but only measures 7".
Forum: Anything Goes 26-04-2004, 16:04
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

Sacrilage.....
Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2004, 13:16
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

...Oh dear...these are'nt going to go down well with our friends from the ethnic communities or the nutritionally challenged, are they? Some may even go so far as to say it is not quite politically...
Forum: Anything Goes 19-04-2004, 08:25
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Joke Of The Day

I read that 3 times before I found the bottom line.....
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