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Forum: General Chat 20-09-2012, 20:33
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

Safe journey...and be safe crossing that swing bridge. We'll see you soon:dancedog:
Forum: General Chat 20-09-2012, 20:12
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

I know the feeling. It's like reading 'Cat Owners Monthly'. It makes you vomit, big time. Still, it's character building.
Forum: General Chat 19-09-2012, 19:15
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

You stick to the lumberjack dance, Eric.
Forum: General Chat 09-09-2012, 07:12
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

Strip Club? But I have so far assumed that this establishment was a place to view the intricate delights of pole and lap dancing. I do recall attending various places several years ago where one...
Forum: General Chat 09-08-2012, 22:44
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

How much is a pint of bitter and a tater pie in yon?
Forum: General Chat 14-11-2011, 18:54
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

I've just heard there is now going to be a night of Kashmiri Lap Dancing. However, tickets are only available to elected members of HBC.
Forum: General Chat 12-11-2011, 23:38
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

Licky or lucky - it makes no difference in the context.
Forum: General Chat 11-11-2011, 18:53
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

If we've got all these 'pound stores' in Accy.....then maybe it's a 'pound' per lap dance?
Forum: General Chat 11-11-2011, 11:35
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

I think Accy should think itself licky that its going to have one lap dancing club. They're shutting 'em all down here:

BBC News - Could the East End become a strip-club free zone?...
Forum: General Chat 18-10-2011, 18:59
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

So they'll be having gay nights as well?
Forum: General Chat 18-10-2011, 18:35
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

The first lines from tonight's LT:

ACCRINGTON’S first lap-dancing club is to open after plans were given the green light.

I would have thought the term red light would have been more apt.
...
Forum: General Chat 24-09-2011, 16:29
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

Let's go back on thread.

Is there really a market in Accy for young men to spend £10pds a time to obtain a close-up view of a gyrating, naked (and no doubt tattooed) bottom of a young lady from...
Forum: General Chat 17-09-2011, 21:54
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

Very good..the hostess with the mostess...can you let me and t'lads have 20 VIP invites for the opening night...the usual trimmings..free shampoo..caviar..foie gras..a couple of private hours each...
Forum: General Chat 17-09-2011, 21:41
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

Flashy...I've told you once before to go to bed.

Why are you so defensive about this establishment?

Is it by any chance that you have signed up to be one of the 'artistes'?

If so, can you...
Forum: General Chat 17-09-2011, 21:31
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

Aye...god works in mysterious ways.
Forum: General Chat 17-09-2011, 21:22
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

Oh dear..the sacrifices one has to make in the line of one's work.
Forum: General Chat 17-09-2011, 21:18
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

It's now 10.18pm.

Please take your medication and go straight to bed.

Goodnight and sweet dreams.
Forum: General Chat 17-09-2011, 21:05
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

Superficially there may be; but the underlying theme is the same - it is the debasement of once accepted standards (be they ethical, moral, or even simple culinary). I am simply not going to sign up...
Forum: General Chat 17-09-2011, 20:34
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

Idiot.
Why don't you read my initial post? If you can't understand it, let me reiterate;

a) Wetherspoons opened a retail establishment in Accy a couple of months ago; this bar - no different...
Forum: General Chat 17-09-2011, 19:40
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

You silly woman...give us an argument, not an insult.
Forum: General Chat 17-09-2011, 19:27
Replies: 745
Views: 32,414
Posted By Tealeaf
Re: Lap Dance Club

The rot set in when Wetherspoons opened; some of us warned about this at the time, but were ignored. So next time, read carefully and learn from what Uncle Tealeaf writes.
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