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Forum: Anything Goes 15-09-2004, 10:28

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, ...

Forum: Anything Goes 02-09-2004, 12:01

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. After he finished the beer, he sits the empty bottle in front of him and orders another beer. The takes that beer and pours it on his hand. He...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-08-2004, 11:32

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed. "Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches." "Why?" he asked. "'Cause I'm starting to grow...

Forum: Anything Goes 09-08-2004, 12:23

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him: "Do you love your wife?" ...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-08-2004, 19:02

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing some sort of tube top. She has never shaved her armpits in her entire life, so as a result, she has a thick black bush under each arm. Every 20 minutes, she...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-08-2004, 12:35

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day A man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing piece by piece and tossing them out the window. ...

Forum: Anything Goes 03-08-2004, 12:01

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. ...

Forum: Anything Goes 03-08-2004, 11:45

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there,...

Forum: Anything Goes 26-05-2004, 15:25

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day Thats well cruel wingy

Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2004, 15:04

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day Two old men wre sitting in the park watching the pretty girls go by. "You know Fred, ive been sat here that long, my bums fallen assleep" "Yes i know," said Fred. "I heard it snoring"

Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2004, 13:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day "What a miserable life i've had,"Thought Bob sadly, as he sipped his beer at the corner of the bar. "Here i am, my 25th birthday today, and i still havn't been out with a girl. If only i wernt so...

Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2004, 20:33

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day yes...........

Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2004, 20:06

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day Scrawled on a toilet wall: Always aim high.....then you won't splash your shoes

Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2004, 19:59

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day why dont women have hair on their chest? you don't get grass growing on a playground

Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2004, 19:54

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day "doctor doctor its the wife. Shes having trouble with her eyesight" Said the agitated husband. "Really?" replied the doctor, "in what way?" "She keeps having visions of a pearl necklace"

Forum: Anything Goes 13-04-2004, 21:13

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day haha good one Lettie

Forum: Anything Goes 09-04-2004, 14:37

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie Re: Joke Of The Day good joke Len, really made me giggle

Forum: Anything Goes 04-02-2004, 20:07

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By ellie what goes ahhh ahhhh? a sheep with no lips what goes ahhh ahhhh? a sheep with no lips

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