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Forum: Anything Goes 19-03-2006, 13:52
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Posted By Len
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Chester Zoo

Chester Zoo has recently acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.Within weeks of its arrival it became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.

Upon examination it...
Forum: Anything Goes 01-10-2005, 14:03
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
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A Scottish soldier



A Scottish soldier in full dress uniform marches into a chemists.
The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton bandanna, and opens it to reveal a...
Forum: Anything Goes 05-06-2005, 00:14
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

Sex with a NUN

A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a Nun in the front seat.
The Hippie looks over and asks the Nun if she would have sex with him.
The Nun surprised by the...
Forum: Anything Goes 25-11-2004, 18:25
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

Three men die in a car accident.They all find themselves at the pearly
gates, waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they are told that they
must present something Christmassy.

The first man...
Forum: Anything Goes 23-06-2004, 20:06
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

Oh dear. :rofl38:
Forum: Anything Goes 23-06-2004, 19:51
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

Keep them coming. lol
Forum: Anything Goes 22-06-2004, 20:11
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

:rofl38: :rofl38:
Good one, lettie!

And they don't cost a lot.
Forum: Anything Goes 01-06-2004, 19:35
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
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Janet! Good one.http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=754
Forum: Anything Goes 25-05-2004, 20:14
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one lettie!

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=754
Forum: Anything Goes 25-05-2004, 18:48
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
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I'v just had this sent to me.

I know I will get probably get jailed for this. Hope I dont.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg?

THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF...
Forum: Anything Goes 06-05-2004, 21:17
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

I must try this one out!

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=893
Forum: Anything Goes 05-05-2004, 15:11
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
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I'm a perve.

You got me all hot and bothered reading that.

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=759
Forum: Anything Goes 01-05-2004, 00:43
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
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he he he he he Brill!


http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=804
Forum: Anything Goes 29-04-2004, 18:32
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In...
Forum: Anything Goes 26-04-2004, 21:19
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

They are getting better each day. lol

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=754
Forum: Anything Goes 22-04-2004, 21:57
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

Good one Janet!

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=755&stc=1
Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2004, 20:31
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

Whats a pearl necklace? is it rude. :o
Forum: Anything Goes 20-04-2004, 17:36
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Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

:lol:

Ya... nice one.
Forum: Anything Goes 19-04-2004, 18:34
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

Ha ha ha ha ha. brill
Forum: Anything Goes 19-04-2004, 18:28
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
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Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

A LESSON FROM FAIRIES


A Fairy told a married couple: "For being such an exemplary married
couple for 35 years, I will give you each a wish".

"I want to travel around the world with my...
Forum: Anything Goes 18-04-2004, 22:50
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

Brill, lettie. good onehttp://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=731
Forum: Anything Goes 18-04-2004, 14:17
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

:thefinger :rofl38: :thefinger
Nice one..
Forum: Anything Goes 13-04-2004, 19:45
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
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Nice one lettie.

:biggrin8:
Forum: Anything Goes 09-04-2004, 14:48
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one.... lol
Forum: Anything Goes 09-04-2004, 13:49
Replies: 2,285
Sticky: Joke Of The Day
Views: 163,837
Posted By Len
Re: Joke Of The Day

This one might get me in trouble.



A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting right outside of
the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come out.
While waiting the little boy...
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