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Forum: Anything Goes 19-12-2015, 10:26

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day A woman was depressed at the fact she had not had a date, nor any sex for quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist....

Forum: Anything Goes 27-06-2015, 15:26

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to Sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful...

Forum: Anything Goes 23-08-2014, 13:01

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day Our works email system must be behind yours.:)

Forum: Anything Goes 23-08-2014, 11:35

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be...

Forum: Anything Goes 04-03-2014, 17:11

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Toronto Police Force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So you all want to be...

Forum: Anything Goes 24-01-2009, 21:25

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said "I notice you buy a lot of candles,...

Forum: Anything Goes 15-01-2009, 19:22

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, and the food exceptional. "Y'ken," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home....

Forum: Anything Goes 09-06-2008, 10:09

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day How many children?" asks the council worker of the chavette 10" replies the girl 10?" says the council worker, "What are their names?" Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne,...

Forum: Anything Goes 19-06-2007, 09:03

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day Wales An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: "G'day...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-03-2005, 18:07

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "look at the size of that Son of A...

Forum: Anything Goes 17-12-2004, 18:38

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day Job Description http://www.dodgy-scouser.com/jokes/safsepa.gif Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer...

Forum: Anything Goes 11-12-2004, 14:07

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day Paddy Vs Saddam http://www.dodgy-scouser.com/jokes/safsepa.gif Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade when his telephone rang. "Hallo! Mr. Hussein," a heavily...

Forum: Anything Goes 07-12-2004, 04:40

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day The real 3 bears story This should put an end to the Three Bears conflict.... Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is...

Forum: Anything Goes 12-10-2004, 17:15

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day No Milk Today Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one. Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk. Cancel one pint after the day after today. Please don't leave...

Forum: Anything Goes 10-10-2004, 16:08

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly medical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-10-2004, 15:33

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day A scouser was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Indian sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on,...

Forum: Anything Goes 03-09-2004, 15:03

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in. "Carrie's not...

Forum: Anything Goes 01-09-2004, 15:39

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day The Affair A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-08-2004, 20:22

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day Land Lord Letters The following are real examples of letters that have been sent into Landlords. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole...

Forum: Anything Goes 13-08-2004, 20:19

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is...

Forum: Anything Goes 12-08-2004, 17:43

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day A Holy Story - 2 Nuns One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. ...

Forum: Anything Goes 05-08-2004, 20:01

Replies: 2,285 Sticky: Joke Of The Day Views: 163,837 Posted By yerself Re: Joke Of The Day Here are some classic Court transcripts, all recorded by the keepers of the word in various parts of the world... LAWYER: What did the tissue samples taken from the victim's vagina show? ...

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