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I had two preachers on my doorstep yesterday-I always am quite abrupt with them, which isn't like me at all-whatever they believe I don't think trying to shove that down other people's throats is right -it's not as if non-believers are doing them any harm so being disturbed from whatever I am doing so they can try to convert me is annoying.

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I used to hate it when they dragged me to the door, they still knock even though I had a sign on the door saying my Alsatian loves Jehovah's Witnesses, but he can't eat a full one. These days I don't have to bother going to the door, I've an intercom system and I can tell um to sod off from the comfort of my chair:rolleyes:

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Can't see it happening any-time soon if at all, it's this whole "Virgin" thing. Their timetable is shocking & as to the prices! Ol' Beardy Branson has got some explaining to do! :s_aim1:

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I needs me one of those! :D
I do too, I think it's really rude to disturb someone in their home to try to inflict your beliefs.
Love the sign lol- I should have invited them in-we're doing the house up at the moment and there's so much junk and rubble hanging around it looks like a crackden-and himself likes 'Gothic Memorabilia' should I say swords and knives would probably give them a good impression :D

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Mrs P tells me the AA have been knocking on doors up here in Clayton trying to sell breakdown cover. (true) For a moment when she mentioned it I thought the men in white coats had come about my drinking ;)

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When they come a knocking it's quite simple you say,

"Oh hello are you the Morons or the other lot ? Never mind, the agency did tell you to bring old clothes & aprons didn't they, these sacrificial slaughters can get pretty messy & you wouldn't believe the problems we have trying to find virgins round here so we usually have to make do with one of the old dears from the home instead." ;)

Funny they don't want to hang about.

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Was n old Priest at St Josephs when i was in me teens n older (Father Rimmer) He told me this when i went fer wedding instruction, He said, i was talking to these Jehovas Witnesses this afternoon fer oer 1 hour, n after they had just left, a elderly woman approached me going nuts cos i was listening too em, I said listen i woulda talked fer even longer,if they hadn't give up, Whilst they were talking to me, They converted no-one.:D:D:D:D:D Cracked me up big time.:alright:

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Last time I had bible thumpers at my door,

I said 'You can't sell religion here'

She said 'We're not selling anything'

I said 'You can't give it away here either'

...and shut the door.

I sleep a lot in the daytime, and got really peed off by hawkers etc so I got a custom made type of Do not Disturb sign made for me on Ebay. It says 'I NEED TO BE ALONE BUT WILL TAKE IN PARCELS'.

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Lol morons I like that one. My cousin is a Mormon. I was upset when he converted, if I'm honest.

Good one-I might invite them in next time and just pretend to listen for a couple of hours whilst going about whatever I was doing before.

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I'm often asleep or resting during the day too so unless I've invited someone or am expecting a delivery it's especially irritating to have people knocking on the door, disturbing me and winding the dog up lol
When I answered the door they said 'Oh sorry is it not convenient'..
I'm not sure why they said that-maybe they say it to everybody.

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fantastic- What every home needs

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The wolf was sniffing about behind me when I opened the door lol I should have told them she's not a fan of their god so they have to go

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Project Bluebeam has plans to project the image of the 'second coming' in the sky.

Project Bluebeam - A Holographic Rapture and the Prophet Hologram 1/2 - YouTube

Project Blue Beam

Now you are aware that such deception is possible - you won't be duped.

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Bet that had the lace curtains twitching! ;)