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When is the 2nd Coming of Christ coming? I thought it was supposed to be year 2000? But it hasn't happened - is it going to happen if so when? If not will once and for all Christians stop believing in the Bible?
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Give me a couple of minutes then we can perhaps try again, you got me over-excited at the first time I came! :rolleyes: |
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Muslims for an example also believe that he will return |
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All he wants is reaction. :) |
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I thought he was already here....working in the Kebab Shop with Elvis, you know the place, it's next to the Mini Cab firm that employ Lord Lucan
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Idiot :jimbo: it's not about being drawn in this is a genuine question! Surely if Jesus doesn't come back by a specific time then it's proof that the bible is baloney and the guarantee is proven - null and void - except God won't be giving out refunds! |
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Then again he can only comeback, if he was here in first place.:confused:
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Not being a church goer myself. You could class me as agnostic, I don't remember there being a exact date in the Bible stating thesecond coming. Of course you and others may have a specificdate, but thats all heresay. |
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I would say I am around the 6. Perhaps a 5.8 |
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Restlessamte, 4.5 to 5, i think
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I had two preachers on my doorstep yesterday-I always am quite abrupt with them, which isn't like me at all-whatever they believe I don't think trying to shove that down other people's throats is right -it's not as if non-believers are doing them any harm so being disturbed from whatever I am doing so they can try to convert me is annoying.
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Can't see it happening any-time soon if at all, it's this whole "Virgin" thing. Their timetable is shocking & as to the prices! Ol' Beardy Branson has got some explaining to do! :s_aim1:
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I do too, I think it's really rude to disturb someone in their home to try to inflict your beliefs. Love the sign lol- I should have invited them in-we're doing the house up at the moment and there's so much junk and rubble hanging around it looks like a crackden-and himself likes 'Gothic Memorabilia' should I say swords and knives would probably give them a good impression :D |
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When they come a knocking it's quite simple you say,
"Oh hello are you the Morons or the other lot ? Never mind, the agency did tell you to bring old clothes & aprons didn't they, these sacrificial slaughters can get pretty messy & you wouldn't believe the problems we have trying to find virgins round here so we usually have to make do with one of the old dears from the home instead." ;) Funny they don't want to hang about. |
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Last time I had bible thumpers at my door,
I said 'You can't sell religion here' She said 'We're not selling anything' I said 'You can't give it away here either' ...and shut the door. I sleep a lot in the daytime, and got really peed off by hawkers etc so I got a custom made type of Do not Disturb sign made for me on Ebay. It says 'I NEED TO BE ALONE BUT WILL TAKE IN PARCELS'. |
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When I answered the door they said 'Oh sorry is it not convenient'.. I'm not sure why they said that-maybe they say it to everybody. |
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The wolf was sniffing about behind me when I opened the door lol I should have told them she's not a fan of their god so they have to go
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Project Bluebeam has plans to project the image of the 'second coming' in the sky.
Project Bluebeam - A Holographic Rapture and the Prophet Hologram 1/2 - YouTube Project Blue Beam Now you are aware that such deception is possible - you won't be duped. |
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Nailing my colours to the mast here and saying that I'm a believer. I'm not a door knocker and hate it when the Jovies or LDS knock on my door too. The stuff they believe makes some of the Old Testament tales seem positively mundane. There's quite a lot of historical evidence for a Jesus figure living sometime between 9BC and 30ish AD and probably even more circumstantial evidence. Whether he was the Christ is less easy to prove and everyone must make up their own minds on that one. The problem with resenting people trying to convert others to Christianity is that it's part of the faith. I don't think that anyone ever got converted by being screamed or shouted at in the street (people do this in Leeds every blinkin Saturday) but the folk doing the screaming really do believe that they are doing it for the good of those in earshot. I'm a very poor Christian in this respect and will offer my opinion but will not go out of my way to persuade others that I'm right. I look upon it as being like having found a really good restaurant where the food is free, the wine is great and the waitresses are gorgeous. I recommend it but am not going to drag people out of KFC if that's really what they prefer.
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Just wondering. Since this is a Question that cannot be Answered should it really be in the Q&A section ? :p
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There are some that worship the sun... try telling them that the sun is really jesus.....
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hope this answers your question :D the only second coming that i know to be true is the one after a 5 min rest and a fag break or these days a e-cig break |
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Just a slight interjection with regard to the bible. At the start of the thread the bible was held up to be the word of god, it is far from that, it is in fact comprised of contributions from 40 authors.
The bible came into existence when the council of Nicaea set about compiling gospels to unite the Christians with a single book. Emperor Constantine (274-337) (emperor from 306-337) ordered it to search out and include all the gospels that supported and professed to be the word of god. Its interesting that the gospel according to Judas wasn't included. So the bible is 66 gospels by 40 authors, compiled and turned into one book in the year 325 ad, that is 325 years after the man called Jesus was walking the earth. So it is not the word of god, but the word of 40 people who wrote gospels over a period of 1500 years, hence the old and new testaments. I write this not to say definitively whether god exists or not, just to correct the statement that the bible is the word of god, and if people knock on your door saying it is, then they are starting with a lie. Right thats all I can manage for now, all this serious stuff gives me a bout of giddiness |
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Was Bob Dobson one of those 40?:D
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A question they wont or can't answer, when they say, in the beginning there was nothing, and god made the heaven and the earth. Well who made god ? |
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Print the thread out and stick it on the back of the front door. |
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Or heresy You never know :) |
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And just in case Michelle Keegan comes available, put me down for her as well.:)
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The stuff we were taught about the bible, when you look into it, turns out not to be true, or the subject of the many translation errors from Hebrew, Aramaic, ancient Greek, Greek new testament and King James translation.
Just a few things to ponder over as I am going off line shortly. Jesus was not actually called Jesus, he was called Yeshua (Hebrew) which translated to Joshua in English. Jesus was probably not a carpenter, he was described as being a "Tekton", this was the name given to trades in general, and if you think about it wood was a scarce commodity. We all have a mental visual image of Jesus, yet his description is not stated in the bible. So how have we got the image of a young man with long hair a beard and a kindly face. my comments are not to disprove the almighty, just to make you think that religious teachings down the years have been massaged to present an image that never existed. |
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So it came to be that the first homunculus set foot on solid ground, going forth & meeting other like minded homunculi & thereby forming loose social groups to better advance their cause, proliferate the species, exchange ideas & just generally evolve (all the while staying dry & far from the cess pool that spawned them) . As with any gathering tales are told & myths exchanged & when asked about origin rather that admit to being the result of pond life getting a life so to speak, an omnipresent & omnipotent super being was credited as being the source of all creation. Thereby early man was learning to pass the buck & inaugurate the rise of the political classes, leaving behind those less inclined to lies & perfidy to become the common folk (which by the way are further sub divided into other groups, but that is a lecture for another day.) ;) Did this answer help you? :) |
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I have questioned the religious things that are taught and people have accepted without thinking if they are true, or just indoctrinated into. Religion has had over 2000 years to get its story right, but still bases its foundations on information that is not correct, I think lies is not the right word, as a lie is saying something that is not true, whereas repeating what you have been told is true is not directly a lie. Emperor Constantine, who was Roman, started the foundation for religion and its teachings that are present today, and it is no surprise that the Roman empire did not cease to exist, it merely morphed into the Catholic Church. But I like the thoery that I started my journey as glob of goo. |
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a dog walked past a mirror and thats how god was created :) |
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Yeah, me too, there's something inherently basic, honest & earthy about being a dollop of something unidentifiable. :) |
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I seem to have read/seen a documentary, his mum was keen on the idea as well, let's get everything under one roof it will be easier to rule that way. |
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The search for the Higgs Boson particle was supposed to answer the questions not yet answered. this remains to be seen. |
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But according to the Sprout Master (Brownaler or whatever he was called) it would result in hairy palms & bad eyes! :eek: :D Shaving helps, but I can't be doing with the contact lenses, so gegs it is then! ;) |
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Jesus Was a Mushroom - YouTube |
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One thing that Charles Darwin said swayed him to the theory of evolution as he too was of Christian faith, that why if there was a God would he create such a waste of life and so much life is wasted - but eventually decays and goes back into the system. We are basically just complex animals and when we die - like animals decay and rot - why should we be any different - when it's proven we are made of the same basic substances in DNA - surely we are then are under the same rules as any other forms of life and there is no Afterlife for us and not animals. |
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So remember book early to get the best seats on the spaceship. |
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I can't afford them but by then I won't be worrying about bailiffs. :D |
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Well to say the Thread Starter don't believe in god he certainly knows a lot about the subject, maybe he's just a disgruntled monk who was kicked out for filching the communion wine:rolleyes:
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Very interesting history programme's showing for example how closely linked each of the Christian religions are, and take a fair part of their ceremonies from the Jewish faith. As I say interesting, yes, believable? Throw another bucket of coal on the fire mother, my bath waters going cold. Sorry got carried away, I meant primitive. :) |
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'If after a lifetime of searching you finally discover and therefore recognise a woman's clitoris, when you've finished, will she at last be satisfied?' :eek: |
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