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Just thought of something...are Baptists teatotal? I was rather hoping to treat Kaz to a Babycham when she comes into the Oak Lea for a pre-match drink. If they are, I suppose she'll just have to make do with that alcohol-free stuff that Cashy drinks. It'll probably go down just as well with a bag of cheese & onion crisps. I know how to treat these posh birds...oops, sorry, Andrew, well brought up ladies! ;)

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I don't know much about Cameron's attitude to the Gays...but his Mrs reminds me of an older version of those actresses who used to appear in those 1980's teen flick horror movies...you know, Friday the 13th (part 29) and Chuckie Bites Back. I wonder if she was and that's how Dave now gets his thrills, by her leaping out of the bedroom wardrobe at 3 in the morning with a chopper in her hand and attacking him with it. Still, thats all mild stuff, compared to other tory politician's bedroom antics.

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How old is this bird, anyway? Old enough to have been to Blackburn Mecca or the Cav in the golden years? If so, she'd probably appreciate a few of the old double brandy and babycham....aye, that was a proper ladies drink, not like the alcopop rubbish this lot drink now.

If she can smack half a dozen of those down, then open her gob and utter a sentance containing more than three words, each with at least two sylables, she might make an MP yet.

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Would've thought the Highland Room at Blackpool Mecca would've been more her home territory...but perhaps she led a quieter, more contemplative existence in her younger days...who knows?

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I bet she was on the shampoo in Yate's Wine Lodge.

Dam shame that place burnt down.

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Wrong, wrong, wrong, have some respect, that is the sort of place she would have allowed her upstairs maid to go to on her monthly Evening off, (make sure your back by 7.30 or the door will be locked).

She will have been off with the Huntin', Fishin' & forkrying out loud I've forgotten what the third bit would be, crowd.
:rolleyes:

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Oh yes Henry I said to Charles, there is nothing like an evening in the rough!
:D

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I'm still not convinced that she's the upper-class 'gel' of our collective imaginations. It says on her website that she attended this 'ere posh school under the "assisted places scheme", so maybe she just comes from an ordinary background and she was given a chance.

About time she started posting on here, then we'd know more about her!

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She's probably shy.

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Not knowing her, I've only ever mentioned the poshness of her school, and the three classmates of her's, who I'm close friends with.

;)

Her house looks quite posh though, when you use Google street view. Big detached jobbie, that will have cost a pretty penny.

If she sells up and moves here, she'll be able to buy most of west Accy with the equity.

:D

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...but there's nowt left:confused::confused::confused:

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Why she's standing in Hyndburn not Cheshire:D

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Grazing.

You could fit a frightful amount of polo ponies on that land.

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They should turn it into allotments. Still, that is probably beyond the imagination of the present council.

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Perhaps she caught the wrong charabanc?

Or Daddy wouldn't buy her a Bow, Wow?

So her best mate Paris, has shunned her.:confused: