Originally Posted by accyman (Post 807972)

wish i had a pet lion but it looks like an abrupt sod off is going to have to do if they come knocking at my door.

mind you it could be worse they could be Born again christians and jesus do they spout a load of sheet

oh god i used jesus's name in vein

heaven help me

Originally Posted by Less (Post 808318)

How Stupid of me? Why didn't I realise by the smell?

It'sssss

















Our Alex, he Whose Father has many rooms, each one with a private business!

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...ics-50092.html

Oh, come on Rindy, you remember Alex The one that want's us to vote for Christian.

:D

(Only the glasses have been changed, thanks to 'specsavers').

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808432)

Yes I realised it was one of our own flock, an Accy Webber, in post 24 Brother Less.

:mosher:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808441)

Composer : Alexander Ross
Trade4Gain is seeking products to import and export to China. We are presently researching which Chinese companies specialise in marketing and selling alcoholic drinks from Scotland and imported to China.
However we are keen to build up a network of such contacts that we can call upon to increase our operational efficency.
We will seek to identify customers in the UK who would like to import these vehicles from China and would be pleased to hear from such, if for example, finacing is needed.
Mr Alexander Ross BSc(Hons) AMIMA Dip. Int. Trd.
Tianjin Henglida Construction Machinery Import and Export Co., Ltd. - Guest Book

For the love of money is the root of all evil, which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
-1 Timothy 6:10.

:dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam:: :dflam::dflam::dflam:

Take heed brother Alex.

:angel:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808437)

Hello God,
I have copyright over my theories on Complex Prayer & Sacrifice. I would consider letting you use the basis of my theoretical work for your book but I would like a % of your profits.
Complex Prayer & Sacrifice does not work but if you want to use it as a fanciful excuse it will probably do. For hard sci fi it is rubbish.
This is an open offer to any other omnipresent being who should sing to me from the burning bush outside my Business Premises
Yours sincerely,
Mrs A Lax Endorser, Guru, Prophet, profiteer and all-round bother-er of all things Metaphysical & Mortal.
Address, The Tardis, (like a bus it's not very large on the outside but we have room for plenty more on top).
Complex Prayer & Sacrifice - Page 2 - Science Forums, The Original



:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 808441)

Composer : Alexander Ross


Trade4Gain is seeking products to import and export to China. We are presently researching which Chinese companies specialise in marketing and selling alcoholic drinks from Scotland and imported to China.
However we are keen to build up a network of such contacts that we can call upon to increase our operational efficency.
We will seek to identify customers in the UK who would like to import these vehicles from China and would be pleased to hear from such, if for example, finacing is needed.
Mr Alexander Ross BSc(Hons) AMIMA Dip. Int. Trd.
Tianjin Henglida Construction Machinery Import and Export Co., Ltd. - Guest Book

For the love of money is the root of all evil, which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
-1 Timothy 6:10.

:dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam::dflam:: :dflam::dflam::dflam:

Take heed brother Alex.

:angel:

Originally Posted by Stumped (Post 808410)

I haven't been afforded the chance to present the contents of my saved-up waste bucket to any canvassers as yet. Maybe this lot will provide me with the opportunity, though I'd much rather dunk it onto any prospective labour candidate.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 808477)

Please log in and leave your message um, was very tempted but resisted, done really know how you spell two fingers in language his type understands:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by pipinfort

I remember the previous threads also ..............Religious nutters who make no sense whatsoever....

Originally Posted by accyman (Post 808526)

just politely tell them that jesus didnt die for our sins he died for his own unless sleeping with prostitutes wasnt a sin back then.

that usually does the trick :)