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the it is merely a matter of hooking up your doorbell to the mains :D

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i'd love to put a pic of jules from pulp fiction with his infamous quote up there too. that would get my vote.

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/.../701/jules.gif

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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The doorbell don't work, anyway If I messed about with electrics I electrocute myself:D which would be counter productive:D

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A direct quote, taken from Logan's latest election leaflet, which was delivered yesterday, with a whole load of other unwanted flyers, for takeaways etc.

'Save our Children from schools that teach students they're MERELY hairless apes out of a Big Bang en route to a hopeless Black Hole and are then amazed when they behave like it.'

At the side of this text is a lovely photograph of Logan, with what looks suspicously like gel in his hair.

Hopefully are schools are teaching that punctuation sometimes makes sense of gibberish.

:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

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Think he'd even strugle then:rolleyes:

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He does use the pamphlet to plug his latest 'novel'.

That's my Christmas gift ideas sorted then.

:rolleyes::D

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Your so kind:D

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You can knock me off your Christmas list this year, I already have enough pamphlets to fill Whinney hill tip.

:cool:

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Oh i don't know about that.:D

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Shut it you:D

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I got the Rev Kev's pamphlet too, it's actually funnier than Viz, so thanks Kev, the child found it hilarious too and so much cheaper than Viz, though sadly yours omitted Fat Slags and and Paul Whicker the Tall Vicar.:rolleyes:

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Well we could always christen Rev Kev the Tall Vicar, or maybe not:rolleyes:

Oh by the way did you hear a chorus of onward christian soldiers during the deliverance of said pamphlet Lindsay:D

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After reading the Rev Kev's comic, I wondered about his views on creationism. This business of Christ being born to a virgin can be quite hard for children to understand, maybe he should focus his views on the old God's, the pagan ones?
I refer him to the 1973 film 'The Wicker Man' I am sure he will find it quite liberating.....

Also, returning the country to good honest Christian Values, does this mean I will no longer be able to listen to subversive music from The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd and Crowed House etc????
These are questions that must be asked.....

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I suppose music from Judas Priest would be out of the question the BG:D

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was down accy today .. and in giftprint .. and just across the road outside the pharmacy was a van .. parked up .. with the right reverends posters all over it .. if the driver of the van reads this .. can i ask why did you park there ... just across the road from giftprint .. because i thought on peel street it was unloading and loading and disabled parking only .. i was in giftprint bugging the owners for quite a while .. and no one was in the van or unloading or loading ..