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Tealeaf

12-08-2011 22:27

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Oh dear.

So Rindy wants to continue taxpayer funded IVF cycles at five grand a time.

No doubt to breed more of the little bleeders who want to run off with a pair of size 8 Nikes under one arm, a Bang & Oulsen under the other and a Rolex in their pocket while leaving burning mayhem in their wake.

MargaretR

12-08-2011 22:29

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How come the east end is populated with little tealeaves? - been busy?

Tealeaf

12-08-2011 22:32

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 926006)

How come the east end is populated with little tealeaves? - been busy?

Do you mind? I'm very partial as to where I leave my seed.

garinda

12-08-2011 22:37

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 926005)

'Twas what we call 'a joke', up here.

I consider your proposals much too liberal.

I'd have concentration camps, to keep the bald and poor sighted away from decent folk.

;)

Tealeaf

12-08-2011 22:49

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Problem is, they'd have to be pretty big 'uns because the likes of me wouldn't get in because they'd be packed out with the likes of you.

garinda

12-08-2011 22:57

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 926018)

Problem is, they'd have to be pretty big 'uns because the likes of me wouldn't get in because they'd be packed out with the likes of you.

Oh there's room.

You're on top of the list.

;)

garinda

12-08-2011 23:00

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Cruel really.

Keep kicking the underdog.

Still, karma wise, it certainly pays dividends.

:D

Tealeaf

12-08-2011 23:07

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If I was a prison commandant, I would allocate you a small hut, with one double bunk.

You would be on the bottom.

Councillor Britcliffe would be on top.

garinda

12-08-2011 23:12

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 926028)

If I was a prison commandant, I would allocate you a small hut, with one double bunk.

You would be on the bottom.

Councillor Britcliffe would be on top.

Jeez.

I suppose we all have our fantasies, but your's are more twisted than Max Mosley's.

Can't speak for Cllr. Britcliffe, but I'll tell you now, I'll be playing no part in your sick shenanigans.

Tealeaf

12-08-2011 23:20

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 926029)

Jeez.

I suppose we all have our fantasies, but your's are more twisted than Max Mosley's.

Can't speak for Cllr. Britcliffe, but I'll tell you now, I'll be playing no part in your sick shenanigans.

That's a shame. You'd look very nice in a pair of green and yellow flannel striped pyjamas..I'd even let you knit a little hat for youself, knowing that that's the sort of thing you like doing and have been given awards for.

garinda

12-08-2011 23:26

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 926030)

...and have been given awards for.

One of the things.

Most prizes were for making dopey people look even more foolish.

;)

Tealeaf

12-08-2011 23:37

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 926031)

One of the things.

Most prizes were for making dopey people look even more foolish.

;)

Presumably, you were awarded one for efforts on yourself.

Alan Varrechia

12-08-2011 23:41

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Do i detect a thread wander here. Seems to be developing into a ****ing contest. :D:D:D:D

garinda

12-08-2011 23:45

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Originally Posted by Alan Varrechia (Post 926034)

Do i detect a thread wander here. Seems to be developing into a ****ing contest. :D:D:D:D

Sadly not a very evenly matched competition.

:rolleyes:

Tealeaf

12-08-2011 23:45

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Originally Posted by Alan Varrechia (Post 926034)

Do i detect a thread wander here. Seems to be developing into a ****ing contest. :D:D:D:D

Nah. Not with Rindy. He's just jealous of my charm.

garinda

12-08-2011 23:48

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 926036)

He's just jealous of my charm.

Someone found it, and handed it in?

That's nice.

You were lost without that little rabbit's foot, weren't you?

:gooddog:

Tealeaf

12-08-2011 23:51

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 926037)

Someone found it, and handed it in?

That's nice.

:gooddog:

Yeah. Too hot to handle, so they handed it me back.

Just a shame you ain't got any.

garinda

12-08-2011 23:57

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 926038)

Yeah. Too hot to handle, so they handed it me back.

Just a shame you ain't got any.

You're charm personified.

Everyone says that.

I think that's the word they used about you.

It definitely began wirh a 'c'.

:rolleyes:

Tealeaf

12-08-2011 23:57

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Right then.

Rindy'd surrendered.

I'm off to bed.

garinda

13-08-2011 00:02

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 926041)

Right then.

Rindy'd surrendered.

I'm off to bed.

Sleep well, you charmless, speccy four eyed slap headed loser.

Sweet dreams. x

(But no fantasies about doing perverted things to me and Cllr. Britcliffe.)

:D

Margaret Pilkington

13-08-2011 07:53

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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 925982)

A simple solution- theres quite a few uninhabited islands off the british coastline, just dump em on them n let em fend fer thereselves, minimum cost n everybody decent is happy.

Cashy, I have suggested this a few times in the past.
Give 'em a bit of fishing line and a hunting knife and they can forage for food...if they decide to use the knife and the line for something else, then at least they will not be costing us very much.

jaysay

13-08-2011 08:04

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 925969)

Change Abortion for sterilization .

Ya your right WM but make it both male and female, I read in the press last weekend about a bloke about 30 year old had father 14 kids with another on the way and wasn't paying for the upkeep of any of um:mad:

jaysay

13-08-2011 08:07

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Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 925970)

To right cashy one lad i used to work with got birched in iom and said it was really painful very good deterrent he always said.

I've always said that if you birched one thug in the town centre on saturday afternoon you'd be punishing one thug and frightening the living daylights out of another 10,000

jaysay

13-08-2011 08:09

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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 925985)

..which reminds me about urinating money in the NHS. Did anyone read the papers this morning about the A level student who had her tongue lengthened in order for her to speak Korean? I am throughly peeved off with stories still about taxpayer-funded lifestyle jobs on the NHS...everything from IVF cycles, tattoo removal, sex changes and all the other nonsense. This has nowt to do with health - if you want to change your lifestyle, then do it but don't expect me to pay for it.

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