Originally Posted by steve2qec (Post 969005)

if it's true

Originally Posted by Benipete (Post 969010)

Got my knitting Needles and Crochet Hook at the ready.:D:D

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 969033)

It is official

Diamond Jubilee visits around the UK, 8 February 2012

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 969126)

Perhaps she'll be in the Market Hall, showing people how to cook sauerkraut, knödel, and wiener schitzel.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 969008)

I can be cruel, but I wouldn't get all you royalists giddily excited if it wasn't true.

My moles are very reliable, and dig about in the very highest circles...as well as the lowest.

;):D

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 969152)

I want this bloke as chief of security. Come to think of it he should be chief constable of Jonesy's socialist republic of Lancashire.

CCTV police officer 'chased himself' after being mistaken for burglar - Telegraph

Originally Posted by yerself (Post 969152)

I want this bloke as chief of security. Come to think of it he should be chief constable of Jonesy's socialist republic of Lancashire.

CCTV police officer 'chased himself' after being mistaken for burglar - Telegraph

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 969126)

A Wednesday.

Didn't Martin Platt, K9, and Silly Dildo, also come here on a Wednesday?

Perhaps she'll be in the Market Hall, showing people how to cook sauerkraut, knödel, and wiener schitzel.

http://happykidsforum.org/phpbb/imag...g_german_2.gif

Originally Posted by JCB (Post 969034)

Thanks . Many may not , but I look forward to that day in May .

Originally Posted by Alan Varrechia (Post 969225)

They will have to sweep away all the duggies and alkys from the town center that day, and God help us if she wants to sit down for 5 outside the Market Hall. :eek::eek::eek::D

Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 969454)

If she arrives along Blackburn Rd she could well think she is doing an overseas tour.
I do welcome the news and if possible will be somewhere on her route. I did take her shilling three times and the oaths I swore then still stand as far as I am concerned, and the anti-monarchists can always clear off to a Republic such as France and other such places.

Originally Posted by lettie (Post 969214)

Is she coming to open another charity shop???:o

Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 969476)

No don't be daft , its a pound shop:D

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 969486)

There's a lot of them about Dave:D

Originally Posted by walkinman221 (Post 969498)

Yes you are right john , if i had a pound for every..................:D

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 969461)

Why should they clear off? Her n Hubby aint true british, so they can clear off.

Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 969454)

If she arrives along Blackburn Rd she could well think she is doing an overseas tour.
I do welcome the news and if possible will be somewhere on her route. I did take her shilling three times and the oaths I swore then still stand as far as I am concerned, and the anti-monarchists can always clear off to a Republic such as France and other such places.

Originally Posted by steve2qec (Post 969530)

Gary, you'll never get a knighthood with an attitude like that...!!

Originally Posted by wallop79 (Post 969546)

So where's there to visit in Accrington, half the shops have or are shutting, we've charity, card & pound shops galore, not exactly a selling point to attract our monarch. Take her to the revamped train station, visit Accy Stanley, the new Tesco, im at a loss thinking of where/what she's going to be shown.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 969549)

Since the Queen thinks the world smells of new paint, due to spruce ups, before she ever goes anywhere.

I wonder how much her visit will cost Hyndburn?

No matter where she ends up going, you can bet your royal bunting, there'll still be cars illegally parked, on certain stretches of Blackburn Road.

:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by katex (Post 969228)

I'll join you, JCB..x

Originally Posted by steve2qec (Post 969569)

A few hundred years ago you guys would be hanged for treason....!!

Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 969571)

Anything looks well, when teamed up with a good quality shirt though...:D

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 969567)

One's Mummy went to Hyndburn,
& all she brought me back was
this lousy hoodie, & a crocheted gonk.
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...-----58666.jpg

;)

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 969528)

However, having the democratic right to choose means we have the option of not having a pillock like Prince Charles as head of state.

Or Lord help us, one of his brothers.

Long live the Republic!

http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/onhorse2.gif

:D

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 969574)

The t-shirt of that might just be on sale soon :D:D:D:D

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 969574)

The t-shirt of that might just be on sale soon :D:D:D:D

Originally Posted by steve2qec (Post 969569)

A few hundred years ago you guys would be hanged for treason....!!

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 969577)

Will yeh be coming up wi her Mancie?:D

Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 969575)

I'd have an unelected pillock such as Charles as "head" rather than some of the pillocks we could end up with...Thatcher Brown Blair Boris Cameron..maybe Katey Price? :)

Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 969575)

Thatcher Brown Blair Boris Cameron..maybe Katey Price? :)

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 969597)

Blimey.

The peoples' Class Warior's really a closet monarchist.

You can tug your forlock, and subserviently bend over for Prince Edward, or whichever person, there by their birthright, is visiting your hostel.

I'll stick with, at least the concept of, democracy.

;)

Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 969606)

Come on we already have a form of democracy.. defuncting the royals as "head" of state would not change much.. in fact we would have to elect some other moron as a president.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 969528)

Even though I'm a republican, and expect to see the end of this monarchist system within my lifetime, I've nothing personally against the Queen.

Met her a number of times. Pleasant enough little frau.

I agree, she hasn't done much wrong, in sixty years.

However that's down to luck.

Having a head of state, decided by the lottery of birth, is antiquated, and undemocratic.

If we had an elected head of state for life, and the majority of people voted it should be the Queen, fair enough. Not a muff out of me.

However, having the democratic right to choose means we have the option of not having a pillock like Prince Charles as head of state.

Or Lord help us, one of his brothers.

Even worse, if some attack happened whilst all the present Royal family were gathered together, all you monarchists could find yourselves bowing and scraping to another German, who incidentally lives in France, with Princess Caroline, one Prince Ernst of Hanover.

Who is currently on the line of succession, but some would claim has a stronger claim on the throne than the Queen, through the Stuart line.

Long live the Republic!

http://www.cool-smileys.com/images/onhorse2.gif

:D

Originally Posted by wallop79 (Post 969546)

So where's there to visit in Accrington, half the shops have or are shutting, we've charity, card & pound shops galore, not exactly a selling point to attract our monarch. Take her to the revamped train station, visit Accy Stanley, the new Tesco, im at a loss thinking of where/what she's going to be shown.

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 969574)

The t-shirt of that might just be on sale soon :D:D:D:D

Originally Posted by Michael1954 (Post 969647)

If you are lucky enough to speak to the Queen, don't forget to address her as ma'am as in ham, not ma'am as in farm.

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 969648)

Do our councillors need training in such sycophancy?

'Lizzie Battenburg' wont do then?:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 969648)

Do our councillors need training in such sycophancy?

'Lizzie Battenburg' wont do then?:rolleyes:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 969526)

Where did you decide to live until fairly recently?

Wasn't it that republic, just the otherside of the Channel?

:rolleyes::D

Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 969655)

Yes I did live in a republic, which is run by a small amphibian for a few years. I have also lived in a number of other places, both republics and monarchies, for the major part of my adult life - but I never gave up my citizenship of England.

Originally Posted by cashman (Post 969461)

Why should they clear off? Her n Hubby aint true british, so they can clear off.

Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 969655)

a small amphibian

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 969656)

Take it you didn't like Nick then Barrie:D

Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 969659)

The smallest frog in the world does not live in Madagascar but in the Elysee Palace

Originally Posted by steve2qec (Post 969569)

A few hundred years ago you guys would be hanged for treason....!!

Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 969659)

The smallest frog in the world does not live in Madagascar but in the Elysee Palace

Originally Posted by Eric (Post 969975)

Yeah ... but at least he lives with Carla Bruni:D

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 987564)

Thought I might elevate this thread as it's getting closer.

Does anybody know how much this is costing and who is paying for it all ? I hope the expense I've heard about or seen so far isn't coming out the council tax we all have to burden

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 987566)

Are you going to print her a T-shirt Dave saying Welcome to Accy Liz:D

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 987567)

No comment :D

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 969651)

I recommend wearing a garland of garlic
....and a crucifix if he is religiously inclined.:rolleyes:

PS she is descended from Vlad the Impaler ;)

Originally Posted by AccyChris (Post 987601)

NOTICE: MY OPINION:
I THINK our liz is a fraud THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A QUEEN UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A FAIRYTALE were born equal
I THINK she was crowned fraudulently and has been acting un-Lawfully ever since.
I THINK she had to sign a certain CONTRACT to become the "queen" of Britain
I THINK in said CONTRACT she promised NOT to legislate herself, or allow others to....and of course she has failed pretty miserably , having given royal assent to QUITE A FEW acts of parliament

and for that reason i'm out :)

Originally Posted by AccyChris (Post 987640)

ALSO Since miss battenberg has broken her contract with the British people, she is no longer the rightful queen of Britain (if she ever was that is) so she has absolutely no authority or power to bring legislated charges against ANYONE

Originally Posted by Neil (Post 987655)

Not more ranting, start a revolution if your that bothered, if the French can do it and win then anyone can. Then again the French were fighting against each other so it must have been a case who could surrender first.

Originally Posted by Bob Dobson (Post 987715)

I shall be travelling from Blackpool to Accrington to see her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the Duke of Lancaster. God Bless Her. It is because of her that Britain is great.Nowhere in the previous 84 threads does it mention the date she is coming. Will she be visiting The Crown ground?

Originally Posted by Bob Dobson (Post 987715)

I shall be travelling from Blackpool to Accrington to see her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the Duke of Lancaster. God Bless Her. It is because of her that Britain is great.Nowhere in the previous 84 threads does it mention the date she is coming. Will she be visiting The Crown ground?

Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 987718)

As they aren't spending a fortune tarting up the Crown Ground I'd say no. Think it's just market hall

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Originally Posted by Bob Dobson (Post 987715)

I shall be travelling from Blackpool to Accrington to see her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the Duke of Lancaster. God Bless Her. It is because of her that Britain is great.Nowhere in the previous 84 threads does it mention the date she is coming. Will she be visiting The Crown ground?

Originally Posted by AccyChris (Post 987858)

plus i'm sure ive read somewhere that she's a alien

Originally Posted by Alan Varrechia (Post 987917)

I was going to tidy up and get the best china out incase she and phill popped in for a cuppa, but on reflection i'll not bother carry on with my life and hope she and the onterage come no where near me.
In short could not give a flying f.......ig. :D:D:D:D:D

Originally Posted by Restless (Post 987900)

You've been reading david ickes books!?!

Originally Posted by AccyChris (Post 988076)

;)

Originally Posted by kestrelx (Post 988725)

Royal family don't interest me really!:rolleyes: Other than being a curiosity!

Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 988744)

Earlier in this thread I said "I recommend wearing a garland of garlic
....and a crucifix if he is religiously inclined"

A few days ago I was listening to -
The Unbelievable Truth - Episode 9.4. Episode Four - British Comedy Guide

when it was revealed that Lizzy loathes garlic.
(so a true word was spoken in jest)

Originally Posted by Bob Dobson (Post 987715)

I shall be travelling from Blackpool to Accrington to see her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the Duke of Lancaster. God Bless Her. It is because of her that Britain is great.Nowhere in the previous 84 threads does it mention the date she is coming. Will she be visiting The Crown ground?