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jaysay 25-05-2012 18:29

Re: 27 May 2012
 
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Originally Posted by annesingleton (Post 993903)
Damn!!! And it's such nice weather, and it's weekend, and I've just had my house decorated and I've made plans for the weekend - how very very inconvenient!!!! I'm not putting up with it!

Write to your MP anne, or on second thoughts don't bother;)

Eric 25-05-2012 18:37

Re: 27 May 2012
 
Ah ... the King of Kings is returning ... this will really pee off the anti-monarchists ... it would be so much better if He Who Will Rule Over the End of Times were elected by the people ... well, those of voting age anyway.:rolleyes:

Perhaps He's coming now in order to save England from being embarassed at the Euro 2012.;)

Maybe the Risen Christ will take a look at the EU regulations concerning how to end the world, get po'd at the bulk of material to go through, and return to Heaven with a copy (carried by a multitude of the Angelic Host) in order that he might end the world in the correct, and politically correct way.

There's a whole bunch of things that could derail the timetable.

If Christ comes, and he resembles Elvis, things might not be all that bad ... if he looks like Jimmy Hoffa, watch out:eek:

Retlaw 25-05-2012 18:41

Re: 27 May 2012
 
[quote=susie123;993855]Well folks if you have anything important to do looks like you had better do it tomorrow as it seems that the world is due to end on Sunday 27 May. Don't say you haven't been warned!

The Prophesied End-Time Revealed: 2008 - God's Final Witness

Doe's that mean tholympics is off then, Ooooray, ged on wi it.

Retlaw

DaveinGermany 25-05-2012 18:47

Re: 27 May 2012
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 993873)
As my previous post was written over two months ago, this may well prove to be my final one, since there are only four weeks remaining in this age.


Enjoy!! before the men in white coats come to take him away...

Considering he's sure it's going to happen, why the get out clause ? :rolleyes:

And anyways, it's a bank holiday here on Monday so I'm not playing his game & missing a day off. :D

Eric 25-05-2012 18:48

Re: 27 May 2012
 
[quote=Retlaw;993917]
Quote:

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 993855)
Well folks if you have anything important to do looks like you had better do it tomorrow as it seems that the world is due to end on Sunday 27 May. Don't say you haven't been warned!

The Prophesied End-Time Revealed: 2008 - God's Final Witness

Doe's that mean tholympics is off then, Ooooray, ged on wi it.

Retlaw

No, not at all, the Olympics will still go on; in fact, they will last an eternity ... this will be Hell;) Sinners will be forced to watch in 3D on immense tv screens for ever ... and ever ... and ever .............

garinda 25-05-2012 18:49

Re: 27 May 2012
 
'Hark the herald angels sing.

Another nutter thinks he's Emperor Ming.'

:rolleyes:

What happened to the last prophet of doom, Pastor Harold 'if at first you don't succeed, have another guess' Camping?

Is he still of this world?

Bless him.

http://th297.photobucket.com/albums/...ky/th_holy.gif

cashman 25-05-2012 18:50

Re: 27 May 2012
 
[QUOTE=Retlaw;993917]
Quote:

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 993855)
Well folks if you have anything important to do looks like you had better do it tomorrow as it seems that the world is due to end on Sunday 27 May. Don't say you haven't been warned!

The Prophesied End-Time Revealed: 2008 - God's Final Witness

Doe's that mean tholympics is off then, Ooooray, ged on wi it.

Retlaw

See every cloud has a silver lining.:theband:

annesingleton 25-05-2012 19:02

Re: 27 May 2012
 
Well I'm going to carry on regardless and not let anything as trivial as the end of the world as we know it interfere - the very idea!!! It won't get past me!

steve2qec 25-05-2012 19:06

Re: 27 May 2012
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 993882)
Now I know why you're good at pop music in the quiz! Does Anne let you have the remote control for the evening?

I might have had a look if it weren't for Graham Norton - he really makes me cringe.

I have Rach on my side for Eurovision so it's two against one.....the TV is ours!!

garinda 25-05-2012 19:10

Re: 27 May 2012
 
We'll all be laughing on the other side of our faces, if he's right.

Well we will, if laughing's allowed in the fiery furnaces of Hell.

:dflam:

DaveinGermany 25-05-2012 19:40

Re: 27 May 2012
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 993940)
We'll all be laughing on the other side of our faces, if he's right.

Well we will, if laughing's allowed in the fiery furnaces of Hell.

:dflam:

Only during Coffee/Smoke breaks, the rest of the time it's weeping, wailing & the gnashing of teeth, but there is a Sports afternoon Wednesdays, where you can chuckle as you push the boulder up & down the hill, or you're playing search for your eyeballs as the demons pluck 'em out ....... 'Ere sounds like a warm Butlins to me. :D

garinda 25-05-2012 19:54

Re: 27 May 2012
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 993953)
Only during Coffee/Smoke breaks

Smoking's still allowed down there?

Where do I sign up?

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/devil.gif

DaveinGermany 25-05-2012 20:07

Re: 27 May 2012
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 993961)
Smoking's still allowed down there?

Where do I sign up?

http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/devil.gif

Course it is mate, can't be doing with Elf & safedy in Hell, that'd be like going to France !!!! :eek:

garinda 25-05-2012 20:13

Re: 27 May 2012
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 993965)
Course it is mate, can't be doing with Elf & safedy in Hell, that'd be like going to France !!!! :eek:

I think I'm going to like it there.

Loads of naughty people, great tunes, music c/o the Devil.

Good night out.

Sounds like heaven to me.

:D

DaveinGermany 25-05-2012 20:15

Re: 27 May 2012
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 993967)
I think I'm going to like it there.

Loads of naughty people, great tunes, music c/o the Devil.

Good night out.

Sounds like heaven to me.

:D

Your proper strange you ! ;) :D


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