Re: 27 May 2012
 

Don't start coming all holier than thou.

I'm proud to be strange, and leader of the freak people.

:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Moi ??? I live in the land of the eternal sinners & dodgy doings ! :s_aim1:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

You're losin' it matey.

You left Liverpool years ago.

You live in Germany now.

Look out of the window of your Hansel and Gretel cottage.

It'll hopefully all come back to you la'.

:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

And you being a fashionista & all that !

Didn't you realise ? Germanys the new Scousland :D

As to looking out the window, bit awkward that as we've eaten the frame ! :eek:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

When I spent a summer working for a fashion magazine, they did all love the fact I was from Liverpool.

Suprise, suprise, it's not Cilla here.

Even more suprising, it's Gonorreah.

Here to sort out your appalling lack of style, at Führer's Quarterly.

:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Meine Crap ? :idunno: Big on the black & silver, with some field grey thrown in, in a military style was quite en vogue a few years back, since then nothing really.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Can it not end before we come bottom at Eurovision Song Contest?

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Think your wrong there Dave there would be no smoking in hell mate, thats where all the Elf and Safety protagonists end up:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Ya ain't been on this site long have ya Dave:rolleyes::rolleyes::D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Ol' Beelzebub didn't sign up to it, no smoking = no smoking pits of sulphur & brimstone & as to furnaces of Hell ? Naked flames, they'd be having kittens, nah, he used his veto. :D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

I always thought that Elf and safety were Beelzebub Dave:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Nope, you've got it all arse about face there Jay Nick & his boys do proper torment, plucking out eyeballs, red hot pokers up the jacksey & multitudinousness torments. The jobsworths on the other hand are pure annoying amateurs with no idea of causing torment just bluddy minded aggravating misery. :rolleyes:

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Never said they were experts, they're still learning the trade of misery making Dave, but they're getting there fasttttttttttttt:D

Re: 27 May 2012
 

Every year we're told this same rubbish, unless we get hit with a big meteor or there's mass nuclear war I think we're safe.

Re: 27 May 2012
 

If you are interested in 2012 prophecies, this is one which I find appealing.

Time Wave Zero - a graph depicting events in past and future.

How it originated -
Time Wave Zero - YouTube

....and the detailed graph for this year is in the thumbnail below.

The graph shows 'ever increasing novelty'(marked by descent of the line) until it descends to the baseline in December.
i.e. - more and more novel things are happening until 'ultimate novelty' is reached, and the graph ends (just as the Mayan calendar ends).

This is not doomsday prediction, any more than the mayan calendar doesn't predict the end of the world.

It is likely that how we chart 'time' will change, which could well be due to development of time travel - we won't know until we get there.