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shiny gem 06-03-2005 20:05

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lmao!!!!!!

fireman 06-03-2005 20:07

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SHINY GEM WHAT DOES lmao!!!! mean? and will it lead to a better understanding.

rockrabbit 06-03-2005 20:08

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Originally Posted by fireman
.......................thats she wants to hear!!!!!!!!

how many times have you have told her theres two 6 foot well hung black men waiting for her then lol

shiny gem 06-03-2005 20:08

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Originally Posted by fireman
SHINY GEM WHAT DOES lmao!!!! mean? and will it lead to a better understanding.

sorry it means laugh my ar*e off!!! that was very witty!!! i nearly fell off my chair!!!

fireman 06-03-2005 20:10

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No rockrabbit I have not. She likes her men big you see..........

fireman 06-03-2005 21:46

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Years ago when we were courting my wife to be went away on holiday with her friend. An old man I used to work with must have noticed I was a bit down. "Whats Up" he said. I told him my girlfriend was away on holiday and his reply was "I bet you feel like you could eat her dont you" "Yes " I replied. He then said "Another ten years lad and you will wish you had done". Maybe I should have spared the wild atlantic salmon and taken his advice. !!!!!!!!!!!1

park381 06-03-2005 21:55

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Originally Posted by Lampman
The next time a woman comes out of the Kitchen complaining.......................
Shorten her chain!
Emigrating now!

Oh dear !!!!:uzi: may have thought that, but would'nt have dared to say it

janet 06-03-2005 22:33

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Originally Posted by fireman
Years ago when we were courting my wife to be went away on holiday with her friend. An old man I used to work with must have noticed I was a bit down. "Whats Up" he said. I told him my girlfriend was away on holiday and his reply was "I bet you feel like you could eat her dont you" "Yes " I replied. He then said "Another ten years lad and you will wish you had done". Maybe I should have spared the wild atlantic salmon and taken his advice. !!!!!!!!!!!1

Well! all i can say is you sexist pig, she say's with tonuge in cheek. lol

fireman 06-03-2005 22:39

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Why I am not a sexist pig at all I believe in equal rites and treat women like women. I think you reallymissed the comedic side of what I said...... Or I did.

Gobsmacked 06-03-2005 22:51

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Don't try to understand women. I've been trying for years and all I can tell you is that it's totally impossible.

If there are two possible ways of doing something whichever one you choose will be the wrong one. :rolleyes:

janet 06-03-2005 22:54

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Yes! don't forget we women have the upper hand at most times.

rockrabbit 07-03-2005 02:46

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Originally Posted by janet
Yes! don't forget we women have the upper hand at most times.

you mean us men let you women think you do lol

fireman 07-03-2005 07:58

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Wish I'd washed that bl--dy grill pan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shiny gem 07-03-2005 12:53

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hows it going today fireman????

is the house a happy home today??? or are me and tinks coming round for tea????

fireman 07-03-2005 17:19

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its always happy here and your welcome anytime, just got a chicken chilli with roasted peppers and mushrooms bubbling away and the wine is cooling. I'M NOT USING THE GRILL PAN TONIGHT THOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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