Bedside Table - Page 4

lindsay ormerod · 27-07-2006, 19:22

Mobile phone,layer of dust,8 old Viz comics,an empty wineglass,a clock that is way too loud and a tubigrip.The "other " side as used by the fella has a lamp,an empty wineglass,an aerosol of Arrid XXX and a pile of nonsense books like Midge Ure's autobiography! Torrid stuff eh readers? I do however have a naughty drawer that is somewhat more exciting!

Margaret Pilkington · 27-07-2006, 20:18

Well, Lindsay....don't tell us you have a naughty drawer and then not tell us what you have in it!........let me guess, a whip....oh yeah and the nice wooden top that goes with it....some chalk to put pretty patterns on the top.......breath mints in case you should fancy to kiss someone and not have been up to clean your teeth (no-one wants to be kissed with 'zackly' breath)........and my guesses run out there.

Doug · 27-07-2006, 20:22

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Originally Posted by cashman

i havent got one, but cannot believe nobody admitted to FALSE TEETH.

How strange! you take them out at night?

I have had mine of twenty four years and they have never seen my bedside table, bottom of the bowl a few times, maybe

other than that they stay put until cleaning.

Margaret Pilkington · 27-07-2006, 20:26

I don't have any false teeth....i don't have many real teeth either, but that's another story!

Doug · 27-07-2006, 20:29

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

I don't have any false teeth....i don't have many real teeth either, but that's another story!

You don't need them Margaret, your a Becon of Light and we'll love you no matter what you have in your gob.....

West Ender · 27-07-2006, 21:10

Forget the table-top, what about the bedside drawer? I had a look in mine (the top one that doesn't contain underwear etc.) and making an inventory is a bit embarrassing.

My prescription medications
5 tubes and 2 pots of face creams
Nail file
Foot file
Packet of corn plasters
2 tubes of Ibulieve, half full, 1 without a lid
Receipt for vet's bill, dated 2003
Optician's prescription from 1999
A to Z of Merseyside, 25 years old
Spare light-bulb for wall lights
3 large torch batteries
2 pencils
Horrible orange-coloured nail polish (now solid)
2 unidentified yale keys
4 safety pins (1 rusty)
Assortment of little coloured plastic rings for electric toothbrush
Small Stanley knife (?)
3 brass screws
Photograph of long-deceased rabbit in garden (out of focus)

I really must get round to sorting it all out.