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15-08-2005, 22:31
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Cricket Simply Explained
CRICKET............................READ SLOWLY...
....................................... You have two sides ,one out in the field and one in.... Each man thats in the side thats in, goes out and when he's out, he comes in and the next man goes in' until he's out ... When they are all out,the side thats out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out.. When both sides have been in and out ,including the not outs... THATS THE END OF THE GAME..... HOWZAT..  WRITTEN ON A TEA TOWEL BELONGING TO GRANNYCLARET..
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15-08-2005, 22:34
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
That very an appropriate description Granny, although you should be in washing up and not reading out……………….sorry. Nice one Granny C.
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16-08-2005, 14:13
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
i thought magic mushrooms had been made illegal gc ?...
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16-08-2005, 14:29
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
I also know nowt about cricket............... Now I know even less..
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16-08-2005, 14:32
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
Do they wear white because it's like watching paint dry?
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16-08-2005, 14:41
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
Granny gave a tea towel with that explanation to our next door neighbours who came from Canada,and they knew even less after reading it!!!!!
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16-08-2005, 14:50
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
The most stupis thing is that after five days of playing they call it a draw!!! HOW??? surley they could have something like a penatly shoot out with one bowl and bat each best out of five or sudden death
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16-08-2005, 15:27
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
its a great game for chilling out on a summer afternoon, i used to use it to to get boiled in the days when the pubs shut at 2-00 lol
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16-08-2005, 15:56
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
sat in the bath 10 mins ago relaxin listening to 97.4 rock fm and the sport came on they began talkin about cricket and somehow got round to the rules and low and behold what do i hear ???
grannyclarets tea towel....lol.....or the words that are wrote on it anyhow ......just wondering if they have seen it on here ?? hmmmmmm 
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16-08-2005, 16:42
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Rumour has it the England team has made it more popular. 5 day matches nope gimme 20/20 its more fun to watch. I like cricket but the fact that England are on top in a match and still only manage a draw makes me think people are not seeing the light.
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16-08-2005, 20:21
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
I used to have a similar Tea towel.......and another with the silly rules of golf on.......sadly now both worn out. No dishwasher at our house.
I'm not a fan of any kind of sport, but the last two test matches have been gripping. Hmmm! must get out more.
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
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16-08-2005, 22:48
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Re: Cricket Simply Explained
according to the news ,the next test at trent bridge next week as been a sell out allready ..
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17-08-2005, 14:47
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So what's the offside rule all about then?
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