I Want To Be A Fat....Person But It's Me Glands!

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Unlike some, I would love to put on weight, so when I see an advert with an ultra slim woman telling all the couch potato's, that they can have slimming meals delivered to their door, it gets right up my nose.

If you want a slimming meal don't use the internet or a free 'phone number to control your calories, by having ready meals delivered to your door. Get off your backside, walk downtown to the market, buy you're basic ingredients, walk home, clean, peel & cook your own food, maybe that exercise will burn off the calories better than any expensive ready meal ever could.

Now I'm not getting at the 'natural', tubbies that are out there in the world, like me, nature made you your shape, but anyone stupid enough to waste money, thinking that going to your door to pick up a meal from a deliveryman is all the exercise you need to become slimmer, well, come on surely, you don't need me to tell you such adverts are a load of Bull, suck on a steak pudding and think about it.

[SPUGGIE J]

Could get you a body suit.

[garinda]

You need to try the lard and raw egg diet.

www.gainweightfast/lardeggdiet

You'll be so big they'll need at least ten pallbearers.

[jaysay]

Stop Smoking and bung plenty of steroids down your neck Less, worked for me mate