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[MargaretR]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

So why do Scots in kilts go commando?

That's more bravado than commando

[garinda]

Originally Posted by MargaretR

That's more bravado than commando

Perhaps it doesn't matter if the withering wind whistles through the Cairgorms, as the Scots get their oats orally.

[DaveinGermany]

Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

So why do Scots in kilts go commando?

Because you're deviants with strange ways up there ! Deep fried Mars Bars & Ock, there's a wee nip aroond the swallocks ! Or are they Haggis lures ?

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Because you're deviants with strange ways up there ! Deep fried Mars Bars & Ock, there's a wee nip aroond the swallocks ! Or are they Haggis lures ?

Hey Dave they even throw your meat pie in the fat fryer to warm it up in the chippy, Philistines

[DaveinGermany]

Like I said Jay..... strange ways !

[Gordon Booth]

I didn't know what 'going commando' meant until-
It was a very hot day and thinking no-one would notice I decided to manage without underpants and just wear slacks and shirt. A friend said 'I didn't know you liked going commando'.' I don't,' I said, 'I just like browns and kharki'.He laughed that much he couldn't explain for ages, by which time everyone else had checked me out. I suffer the heat now!