The spirit of Accrington. - Page 3

accyman · 22-01-2010, 01:53

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Originally Posted by webglynne

Threads in General alone.= 7,728. Posts = 216,826. Go read them then come back and report how long it took you.

i got to page 2 then got an itch in my left testicle , by page 3 the itch was so unbearable to i had to pause my reading while i looked for a appropiatly sized ferret to itch it with ,by page 4 the ferret had bitten off my left testicle and i was rushed to hospital where i tried my best to carry on reading on my PDA but due to the small text,watery eyes and the effect of morphine my reading ability was extreemly hampered and i gave up by page 6 but as a rough estimate i woudl say 6 pages took me 3 hours 22 mins but there were obvious interuptions to be taken into account.

yeah i know im talking bollocks but i didnt start it

jaysay · 22-01-2010, 09:51

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Originally Posted by Less

Of course now lot's of unscrupulous people will jump on the idea and turn this into this week's internet scam.

Just to show I consider accyman to be a very clever young man let me be the first to mimic him.

Anyone that is thinking of taking advantage of his policy please get a written quote and I guarantee that I will sell you a similar policy for half the price and ensure that the pay out is twice that, that he offers.

Please use the above to get recommendations from my many satisfied customers.

Don't mention the bloody Ouija board to me Less, once tried one out for a laugh in an all night restaurant in Blackburn after finishing work at the Cav, the thing kept flinging the glass of the table when I asked it a question, the guy that owned it said the spirits must like me

jaysay · 22-01-2010, 09:53

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Originally Posted by Less

That is why there is a search tool so you can, would you believe, search!

If you ask nicely we will tell you where it is, and also how to use the Advanced Search feature.

(Less walks away whistling the merry tune 'If I can help somebody as I pass along').

Thats you all over Less anything to please

even whistling

cashman · 22-01-2010, 09:57

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Originally Posted by jaysay

the guy that owned it said the spirits must like me

he was wrong it was the bitter.

webglynne · 22-01-2010, 11:58

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Originally Posted by Less

That is why there is a search tool so you can, would you believe, search!

If you ask nicely we will tell you where it is, and also how to use the Advanced Search feature.

(Less walks away whistling the merry tune 'If I can help somebody as I pass along').

Do please and also explain how one searches for something one does not know exists?

jaysay · 22-01-2010, 15:19

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Originally Posted by cashman

he was wrong it was the bitter.

I drank Lager in them days

Less · 22-01-2010, 16:04

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Originally Posted by webglynne

Do please and also explain how one searches for something one does not know exists?

Now there you are again, thinking I'm against you, well I'm not, all that can be explained, but, until you stop acting high and mighty, why?

Should I help you?

So far you aren't acting as someone that needs friends, but friends are the whole idea about sites like this.

DaveinGermany · 22-01-2010, 16:52

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Originally Posted by accyman

i got to page 2 then got an itch in my left testicle , by page 3 the itch was so unbearable to i had to pause my reading while i looked for a appropiatly sized ferret to itch it with ,by page 4 the ferret had bitten off my left testicle and i was rushed to hospital where i tried my best to carry on reading on my PDA but due to the small text,watery eyes and the effect of morphine my reading ability was extreemly hampered and i gave up by page 6 but as a rough estimate i woudl say 6 pages took me 3 hours 22 mins but there were obvious interuptions to be taken into account.

yeah i know im talking bollocks but i didnt start it

Well done Accyman, you did make me chuckle

accyman · 22-01-2010, 17:32

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany

Well done Accyman, you did make me chuckle

someone had to say somthing constructive

so if anyone can think of somthing please feel free to add coz i cant

Taggy · 23-01-2010, 07:23

I see that the well known Medium Gordon Smith is coming to Ossy next month, so if there's any spirits around i'm sure he'll find em!!

Best Regards - Taggy

accyman · 23-01-2010, 07:40

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Originally Posted by Taggy

I see that the well known Medium Gordon Smith is coming to Ossy next month, so if there's any spirits around i'm sure he'll find em!!

Best Regards - Taggy

preferably dead ones a friend of mine went to a show liek this with his partner and was passed on a messge from his grandfather.My mate was amazed as it was only a few hours earlier he had visited his grandfather and he seemed in pretty good health and was relieved to find him still alive after teh show so unless his grandfather had an out of body experience he had no buisness talking to the psychic

MargaretR · 23-01-2010, 09:30

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Originally Posted by accyman

preferably dead ones a friend of mine went to a show liek this with his partner and was passed on a messge from his grandfather.My mate was amazed as it was only a few hours earlier he had visited his grandfather and he seemed in pretty good health and was relieved to find him still alive after teh show so unless his grandfather had an out of body experience he had no buisness talking to the psychic

Everyone has two grandfathers and only your grandmothers have a chance of saying correctly who they are