What do some people use for brains? - Page 2

Acrylic-bob · 01-02-2012, 17:16

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Originally Posted by Boeing Guy

Looking again at him, I have a question, luv.
Who would sleep with this fool? Luv

Well somebody must have, luv. The article says he has two kids!
As the sainted Ena Sharples was heard to comment; "Eeeh, It's a funny old life, and there's nowt as queer as folk"

jaysay · 01-02-2012, 17:39

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Are you suggesting that stealing metal and selling drugs are not considered as acceptable full time jobs today?
The man is self employed, for heavens sake!

That really slayed me Gordon

jaysay · 01-02-2012, 17:44

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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Well somebody must have, luv. The article says he has two kids!
As the sainted Ena Sharples was heard to comment; "Eeeh, It's a funny old life, and there's nowt as queer as folk"

To be honest Bob I think this obsession with tattoos has got out of hand, every time you see a football match I bet there will be half a dozen plays with their arms covered in tattoos, they look grotesk, I always think they need a good wash. I have never been tempted to have one myself, I just don't like them, but I suppose its each to his or her own

Acrylic-bob · 01-02-2012, 17:49

I can't say that it has ever appealed to me, either, luv. I have a fairly low pain threshold and besides I prefer my men Natural. I think what is even worse is seeing women plastered with the things. Euuurgh, how common.

Acrylic-bob · 01-02-2012, 17:52

Of course there is a business opportunity there for anyone with the money to invest - tattoo removal. I spotted a place in Blackpool that opened up the other week offering laser treatment. Apparently it is quite successful, luv.

annesingleton · 01-02-2012, 18:04

I remember seeing this man on the Jeremy Kyle Show at some point last year I think - his girlfriend was complaining about the state of him - apparently he'd had the tattoos done after they got together.
He didn't come across as the brightest lamp on the street!

Less · 01-02-2012, 18:06

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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

I can't say that it has ever appealed to me, either, luv. I have a fairly low pain threshold and besides I prefer my men Natural. I think what is even worse is seeing women plastered with the things. Euuurgh, how common.

Never been tempted until perhaps now, I think I may have Edinburgh tattood across my forehead, I believe that is a popular one, plenty of military interest.

Chuck.

Margaret Pilkington · 01-02-2012, 18:08

What do some people use for brains?
I'll give you a clue - it is in their pants pocket(front, not back and it isn't a wallet)

This guy would be no oil painting without the tattoos, but they haven't improved what nature gave him.
Scary, proper scary.

cashman · 01-02-2012, 18:14

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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Of course there is a business opportunity there for anyone with the money to invest - tattoo removal. I spotted a place in Blackpool that opened up the other week offering laser treatment. Apparently it is quite successful, luv.

Theres a good un in Blackburn,which i have used, tis very expensive though cos yeh can need 8-10 sessions fer complete removal, n they will only do 1 area at a time, its more painfull than havin em on, so best advice is "Don't" in the first place, Bit late fer this braindead creature though.

Acrylic-bob · 02-02-2012, 07:16

Ok, now you have broached the subject, you have to spill all the beans. Where was it, what did it look like, and why did you have it done in the first place, luv?

mobertol · 02-02-2012, 07:29

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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Ok, now you have broached the subject, you have to spill all the beans. Where was it, what did it look like, and why did you have it done in the first place, luv?

Instead of the usual Love and hate on his knuckles i bet it was Lovey-Dovey. He's such a luv is Cashy (either that or MUM in a heart - a classic!)

wallop79 · 02-02-2012, 20:41

my isn't he a looker, I think he's improved his face with the tattoo mask, cause looking past the tattoo he's such an ugly chav !

wallop79 · 02-02-2012, 20:50

here's another stunner ! zombie-boy.jpg he calls himself an artist & fashion model, and im claudia schiffer!!

garinda · 02-02-2012, 20:59

cashman · 02-02-2012, 21:29

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Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Ok, now you have broached the subject, you have to spill all the beans. Where was it, what did it look like, and why did you have it done in the first place, luv?

On the back of me hands Bob, They didn't look that bad,considering I'd had em on oer 35 yrs, n as fer why, seemed a good idea at the time. Thing is though, yeh can wear the best whistle in the world n never look dressed up.

As fer what they were, quite a few accywebbers may well remember,but you won't cos yeh never met me, or least doubt if yeh have.