What's in an accent

[Acrylic-bob]

Yeah but yeah but yeah but no but What if Tyson was round the back of the school having a fag and never had nuffink to do with pitbulls?

Doesn't that really rather blow your thesis out of the water?

And another thing, everyone is not a winner. That is outdated new Labour dogma.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by garinda

They're not all arty-community-farty.

I swear, it said on Breakfast news this morning, that one of the dropped vocational diplomas was in 'counting'!

'If a pitbull bit one kiddy, and then another, how many kiddies did Tyson bite?'

'Three's near enough.'

'Congratulations, you've graduated, and here's your diploma in counting, which equates to a Masters in Advanced Mathematics.'

'Well done you.'



Everyone's a winner.

I think the one that made me smile most was Trout Husbandry

[garinda]

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob

Yeah but yeah but yeah but no but What if Tyson was round the back of the school having a fag and never had nuffink to do with pitbulls?

Doesn't that really rather blow your thesis out of the water?

And another thing, everyone is not a winner. That is outdated new Labour dogma.

You're right.

Not everyone's a winner.

Don't rock the boat.

(FAIL.)

[garinda]

Originally Posted by jaysay

I think the one that made me smile most was Trout Husbandry

Trout husbandry tickled me.

Which incidentally meant I'd actually passed it, and now have a diploma in it.

[Acrylic-bob]

Oh, well done. Go to the top of the class. You get to take the class Hamster home for the weekend. And before you ask, no, you may not take the sellotape home too - buy your own.