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flashy · 23-07-2013, 06:43

i'm happy that the future king was born on my nephews 2nd birthday

DtheP47 · 23-07-2013, 14:31

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Originally Posted by flashy

i'm happy that the future king was born on my nephews 2nd birthday

That's gonna look good on his CV and opens few doors for him in later life. eh?

jaysay · 23-07-2013, 14:40

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Originally Posted by cashman

I know that damn well, were possible i shall be ignoring news progs n buying papers till the dust settles.

My thoughts entirely cashy, The flaming BBC are bloody useless, this morning it was wall to wall royal baby on breakfast, but they weren't satisfied with that there was a program change at 11am then again at 11-30am, how much can you say about one kid royal or no royal, but the most annoying thing of all they were running exactly the same program on the BBC News Channel as BBC1 at the same time, marvelous, and I suppose this will go on every time the baby farts over the next few weeks.

accyman · 23-07-2013, 15:27

i suppose the big news is the royal family gene pool has been expanded a little now theres a bit of slighlty more common blood in the family

up to now the royal family were basicaly dingles with the ability to use a knife and fork

folk wanna celebrate a woman doing what women have been doing for thousands of years then so be it but please dont make out she is any better than any other woman for spitting a kid out .

its basically born into a life of benefits although get the royal buggy does sound a little posher than get mi pram lol

Retlaw · 23-07-2013, 15:54

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Originally Posted by jaysay

My thoughts entirely cashy, The flaming BBC are bloody useless, this morning it was wall to wall royal baby on breakfast, but they weren't satisfied with that there was a program change at 11am then again at 11-30am, how much can you say about one kid royal or no royal, but the most annoying thing of all they were running exactly the same program on the BBC News Channel as BBC1 at the same time, marvelous, and I suppose this will go on every time the baby farts over the next few weeks.

BBC's a bloody pain for that. To put it bluntly theres a difference between sheitin and riving your arse.

MargaretR · 23-07-2013, 16:31

The Private Eye magazine are showing up the other newspapers - for the overblown hype

westendlass · 23-07-2013, 16:35

Oh no, I thought I was original. I, funnily enough, didn't have the pomp and ceremony when I had my three kids. I had a right royal time of it though (think of a bloke having his nads squeezed constantly for a day or two ) . Congrats to the world's first Mother and Father.

Less · 23-07-2013, 16:42

No doubt the politicians are trying their best to sneak bad news past us while this is going on.
Good luck to the parents and their child, but thank goodness I don't feel a need to be caught up in the hype.

If someone could send me an autographed photo of the infant, I will treasure it all the way to eBay.

cashman · 23-07-2013, 17:07

As i'm on here news time, i suppose the headline today is "Royal Baby Sups Its Bottle"?

Less · 23-07-2013, 17:15

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As i'm on here news time, i suppose the headline today is "Royal Baby Sups Its Bottle"?

Hardly fair Cashy, could be, father objects to sharing wife's tits!

With both my kids, if I had to put them to bed, my parting words were always, "just remember, as soon as you are weened, I will reclaim them."

DtheP47 · 23-07-2013, 18:25

It's being reported the UK economy will benefit some where around $400 million.

Hrrrrmphhhh.....
There's some creative accounting involved there I reckon.

Righty o ..must get back to knitting the bootees I gonna send em

accyman · 23-07-2013, 18:26

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Originally Posted by westendlass

Oh no, I thought I was original. I, funnily enough, didn't have the pomp and ceremony when I had my three kids. I had a right royal time of it though (think of a bloke having his nads squeezed constantly for a day or two ) . Congrats to the world's first Mother and Father.

in a culture i cant quite recall teh name of the male is placed above the woman and a piece of string attatched to his testicles.During child birth the woman pulls on the string although im betting tehres more string pulling that what there are contractions but whos gonna argue with a woman holding your testicles

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i bet by the time the baby is born they look like a pair of punctured space hoppers

flashy · 23-07-2013, 18:36

you're all a miserable lot, any new born baby is something to be celebrated, i for one am very happy for the couple, and for the future king

now take all your sour faces off the floor and smile about something for a change

westendlass · 23-07-2013, 18:42

I bet the bloke wished he'd given birth himself. At least he'd have had something to show for it .

Retlaw · 23-07-2013, 18:42

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Originally Posted by accyman

in a culture i cant quite recall teh name of the male is placed above the woman and a piece of string attatched to his testicles.During child birth the woman pulls on the string although im betting tehres more string pulling that what there are contractions but whos gonna argue with a woman holding your testicles

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i bet by the time the baby is born they look like a pair of punctured space hoppers

Looks like you've nicked Jays keyboard again.