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Re: Today I met an Accywebber...

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 792188)

Just so long as my beard never smells like one, I'll be alright

I am worried about the women you have been with :eek:

Re: Today I met an Accywebber...

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 792225)

I am worried about the women you have been with :eek:

and I'm worried for the one's I might taint in the future, I'm such a caring soul. (Ahhh, soul did I hear you cry?).
:D

Re: Today I met an Accywebber...

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 792226)

and I'm worried for the one's I might taint in the future, I'm such a caring soul. (Ahhh, soul did I hear you cry?).
:D

Your right I did cry

I cried laughing about you thinking there will be some in the future :p:D

Re: Today I met an Accywebber...

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 792183)

Today I met a none accywebber...

Mick and I were doing some serious research when a relative of an accywebber came over to join us.
She brought with her a young, (compared to us), friend, we had a good natter for about an hour, and we worked out during this short period she was in an advanced stage of 'foot in mouth syndrome', but no matter she was whimsically amusing and a nice enough person.

Then Mick announced that he was going to do some shopping then going home, he finished this statement with, "I'll see you at the usual time", (meaning 12ish tomorrow).

The young lady went very quiet and a mused look appeared on her face. "so", she said, "how long have you two been a couple"?

My turn for a confused look as I attempted between snorts of laughter and beer running from my nose, yes, she caught me with precise timing just as I was about to swallow a mouthful, (no doubt you ladies know the feeling).

I then had to explain, no, we aren't a couple he's going home to his wife and then we will meet tomorrow for another drink.

Must try to deepen my voice, something is going wrong somewhere.

:D

:lol::signbeer::rofl38:

All I can say Less is put a larger pair of knickers on then there will be less of a squeeze n your voice will be two octaves lower. ;):p:D

Re: Today I met an Accywebber...

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 792225)

I am worried about the women you have been with :eek:

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Originally Posted by Neil (Post 792227)

Your right I did cry

I cried laughing about you thinking there will be some in the future :p:D

Knowing the standard I can stoop to, I know the supply won't dry up so long as I don't attempt an intelligent conversation with them, nothing worse than being put down mentally by a slapper.
:eek:

Re: Today I met an Accywebber...

ok i got told to put this on accyweb .. i can say i met 3 accywebbers today .. 2 for definate were standing on my front door step .. another waved .. bernard, graham, claytonender ... :D:D:D

happy bernard? :D:D:D

Re: Today I met an Accywebber...

be careful that much excitement in one day is no good for you :p :D

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She coulda met some others (again) on Saturday... if she'd have turned up! :eek:
Instead of making us all worry :p :D

Re: Today I met an Accywebber...

hey i apologised ..:D:D:D

Re: Today I met an Accywebber...

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 793414)

Well done Jen.

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Jen apologised :eek:........I'm gobsmacked :D :D

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thanks a bunch ..:p:p:p

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Originally Posted by shillelagh (Post 793428)

hey i apologised ..:D:D:D

And i bet you where STILL in bed