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We wish..........

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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thehorse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steadyrhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terrorshe grabs the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides downthe side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seeminglyimpervious to its slipping rider. Finally,she gives up her frail graspand attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now atthe mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struckagainst the ground over and over. As her head is battered againstthe ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to hergreat fortune.....

Shadrack, the Pick'n Pay security guard sees her,leans over, and unplugs the horse.

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True Willow does this make up for it lol??

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:eek: I think you're very naughty Tinkerbelle:D :D :D

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http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...achmentid=3067

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Good one willow.

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Now, now Willow, thats not fair. Its horrifically unjust and a major insult...




















to the ape.:rofl38:

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put your hands behind your head then stand up and take a pee with your feet together and dont wet your toes..

when you ladies can manage that come back and we can talk :p

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http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/a...tid=3110&stc=1

It doesn't show..but that bird is female...:rofl38: :rofl38: :rofl38:

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Nice one Busman, I should hope it is female, just look at the beak on it. lol

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more proof if any was ever needed :D

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no wonder women are crap at D.I.Y :D

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That second seagull is so obviously a man - taking not a blind bit of notice of what the other one is saying.:rolleyes:

We saw a real lide version of that parking photo when we were in Ireland but unfortunately something happened to the memory card the photo was on and we don't have a record of it.