Home made chicken nuggets

[Mick]

1lb of diced or chicken fillets
fresh ground salt and black pepper
120g plain flour
1 pinch salt
2 eggs
210ml milk
90ml/3fl oz water
1 tbsp sunflower oil

1. Mix the flour and salt together in a large bowl.
2. Make a well in the centre and crack in the eggs.
3. In a separate bowl mix together the milk and the water.
4. Beat the eggs into the flour with a wooden spoon and gradually beat in the milk and water mixture to get a smooth liquid the consistency of single cream.
5. put the chicken in a food processor and blitz for a few seconds
6. put some flour on hands to stop chicken sticking to fingers
7. take chicken out and form into nugget size pieces
8. place in some flour then in the batter
9. walk over to cooker dribbling batter all over the floor
10. put chicken in a medium hot frying pan
11. go back to step 9 and repeat making sure you dribble more batter over worktop floor and cooker
12. forget to put more flour on hands so chicken and bits of batter now stick to fingers
13. go to step 9
14. with sticky fingers wipe them on fresh towel
15. spill batter all over worktop and down the units onto floor
16. take the now burnt chicken nugget out the hot fat you forgot to turn down and throw in bin
17. go to shop and buy chicken nuggets
18. leave all washing up for wife to clean up including the mess on cooker worktop and floor
19. clean hands on another fresh tea towel go and sit in front of telly until the wife See's the mess then go and hide
20. this was me yesterday

[Neil]

Was this before or after drinking beer?

[Less]

I'll bet you finger nails were nice and clean once you'd finished.

[Mick]

Originally Posted by Neil

Was this before or after drinking beer?

i will have you know i have not been for a drink since last Saturday
but going today

[Mick]

Originally Posted by Less

I'll bet you finger nails were nice and clean once you'd finished.

not bad just a bit under my thumb nail which i got rid of when i make a lemon drizzle cake later

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by mick

i will have you know i have not been for a drink since last Saturday
but going today

Sorry you haven't been too well Mick

[Margaret Pilkington]

My daughter makes Chicken nuggets for the tinlids...but I am sure she leaves the chicken breast in chunks.......and she double dips the nuggets for a crisper outer covering(she uses egg and breadcrumbs) they love 'em.

[LYNX1]

So mick...........does the clean nails mean the cake goes in the bin lmao

[K.S.H]

I got a better recipe than that one

1 chicken fillet
fresh ground salt and black pepper
Forget all the
120g plain flour
1 pinch salt
2 eggs
210ml milk
90ml/3fl oz water
1 tbsp sunflower oil

When you mix this together and add a bit of yeast you get bread!

so just slap the chicken fillet on 2 thick slices of fresh buttered bread and you have a perfect chicken nugget

[Mick]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

My daughter makes Chicken nuggets for the tinlids...but I am sure she leaves the chicken breast in chunks.......and she double dips the nuggets for a crisper outer covering(she uses egg and breadcrumbs) they love 'em.

Funnily if you google you will find these are NOT chicken nuggets they are called chicken "tenders" nuggets are shredded chicken

[Mick]

Originally Posted by LYNX1

So mick...........does the clean nails mean the cake goes in the bin lmao

oh no if me or less has put you off please give it back and i will eat it

[Mick]

Originally Posted by K.S.H

I got a better recipe than that one


so just slap the chicken fillet on 2 thick slices of fresh buttered bread and you have a perfect chicken nugget

Sorry i dont like uncooked chicken fillets

[LYNX1]

Originally Posted by mick

oh no if me or less has put you off please give it back and i will eat it

No chance mick.......Neil came round with fish and chips for my tea on Friday, would have been rude of me not to offer him some of your cake lmao...obviously I didn't mention the clean nails