Horrendous Names!!! - Page 4

Flash · 25-04-2007, 10:08

My husband knew somebody at school that was called Annette Curtain.

MUMMIBOO · 25-04-2007, 10:15

my kids initials are RAMM

and JAM

Rebecca Anne (after my mum)Marie (after his mum) and then her surname M.
Jack Alan(after his dad)and his surname M.

I didnt think about it at the time i named them it just happened like that it does make me giggle though Ram Jam! lol

shotgun* · 25-04-2007, 10:18

there used to be a pro footballer,i think played fro sheff wed fc called bernt arrse

Margaret Pilkington · 25-04-2007, 10:31

I also nursed a lovely gentleman who was called Richard Oram......but all his friends and family called him Dick Oram.

Tinkerbelle · 25-04-2007, 10:35

....................

OHHH they made me chuckle

mthead · 25-04-2007, 11:15

I knew I'd find it.Noticed in an earlier Man.Utd Champions Lge game when we played Benfica the goalkeeper had a very strange surname 'Quim'

accymel · 25-04-2007, 11:22

Mind kids were chuckling at KAKA alsorts of things were associated mmm they did play a bit kaka poop too

mthead · 25-04-2007, 11:25

Just found this with famous peoples kids.Look at Richard Gere's offspring

http://www.rateitall.com/t-21102-str...rt=0&pagenum=1

accymel · 25-04-2007, 11:34

Found a few horrendous but funny names

Sandy Fagina

Scott Free
Stacy Rhect

Barbie Dhal
Barry Schmelly
Ben Dover
Ben Yankin

& Bellee Flopp

accymel · 25-04-2007, 11:40

Oh more:

Eileen Left
Ella Mentry
Felia Balls
Geri Attrick

I.P Freely
Jenna Side
Jenna Talia
Jacques Strapp

Cant u tell im having a bored moment

accymel · 25-04-2007, 11:44

Sign:

I'll get my coat ......

flashy · 25-04-2007, 12:00

none of them are as funny as my first name, and my ex's last name together, he was stuart holliday.....and i'm shanida, woulda been interesting if we'd of married

grannyclaret · 25-04-2007, 12:20

I always laugh when i remember Brian Johnston (johnners)commentating on the test match years ago....when he came out with the now famous quip..
!!....Ladies and gentlemen ..the bowlers holding the batsmans willy......!!
BOWLER was Micheal Holding
BATSMAN was Peter Willey,,

Romps · 25-04-2007, 13:02

Dwain Pipes

Sophie Kate (suffocate)

Al Bino

lettie · 25-04-2007, 14:38

As a student nurse, I once played a joke on one of my colleagues whilst we were working in A&E. When patients came in, they went to the reception where the lady there would fill out a card containing the patients personal details and the nature of their complaint. As a student it was one of my jobs to go to reception every few minutes and collect the cards so that we knew who was in the waiting room and who to call through to be treated.

I slipped an extra card in there with the name Don Kiddick written on it, the poor man couldn't pee...

My mate went into a jam packed waiting room several minutes later shouting 'DON KIDDICK'. All the patients were looking round and then at each other. My dozy mate, not yet realising, pumped up the volume and shouted 'DON KIDDICK'... By this time, several of the patients had started laughing and several others were trying not to.

At the 3rd shout of 'DON KIDDICK' it suddenly dawned on her what she had been shouting. She went bright red, scuttled off around the corner to find me and a couple of colleagues falling about laughing in the corridor. The waiting room was in uproar, as was fracture clinic waiting room next door and we were in for a right bollocking from the sister in A&E.

It was worth it though, all the patients we saw that morning were laughing when they came through for treatment and said that we'd made their day.