Wandering off thread

[Gordon Booth]

Houston we have a problem.
Our DtheP47 is suffering a serious malfunction. Suggest we shut it down and jettison it.

[Michael1954]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

I have been contacted by a few peeps on here pointing out that a Predator MQ1 can’t hover, well spotted all those pedants, this was in fact the NROL-36 spy satellite maneuverered into a geo-synchronous orbit over Hyndburn, meanwhile the Predator was in fact doing a lazy loop several times an hour taking in Whinny Hill tip in the North and down as far South as White Syke Farm. The folks on the tip who rang into the Town Hall thinking they had seen a UFO were fed the party line “ It’s taking air quality samples over the tip”

Either you are dazed and confused or I am!

[Less]

Originally Posted by Michael1954

Either you are dazed and confused or I am!

You are neither dazed nor' confused, D the 47th pillock has imitated a dying star imploded upon himself and can see no further than his arse, mainly because his head is stuck up there, judging by the size of that head, surgeons will need to use more than keyhole surgery to remove it.

I personally am against the operation, he has finally met his true love.

[Less]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

I have been contacted by a few peeps on here

Bullshine! I doubt that anyone would willingly contact you unless it was in a post, they would want witnesses to any reply they may get.

Be honest D the pathetic, you're lonely and in desperate need of friends, just don't now how to make any.

[Restless]

Since this a wandering thread I will make it wander a little.

I flashed paranoid android 3.0 on my new phone the nexus4.......

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by Restless

I flashed paranoid android 3.0 on my new phone the nexus4.......

Ok track but a wierd video Mr R

[Restless]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

Ok track but a wierd video Mr R

Marvin?

Oh I love Marvin the paranoid android. Had me giggling away at work whilst I was listening to the BBC produced versions of the HHGTTG

[DtheP47]

Yes great quotable quotes from HHGTTG...
We have a saying up here. "Life is wasted on the living."
- Zaphod Beeblebrox the Fourth (deceased)
Could have been Bill Hicks

[DtheP47]

A few peeps have contacted me on here asking what was in the second Tesco bag the creepy Mr Vholes handed me up on the windswept banks of the Tinker Brook that day. Well as Bob Dylan sings* “By a simple twist of fate” and of course Wandering Walters generosity with his bequest enabling me to buy the U S Airways Envoy Class ticket I find myself in the Cock & Bull pub on the windswept banks of the Ohio in the good old US of A, with Walters well thumbed copy of Ainsworth’s Old Homesteads of Accrington & District and his print out from the Ellis Island Register.

Since I got here I have been somewhat distracted I have to confess by the Cincinnati Beer Fest so the whys and whatfor’s of the contents of that blue and white supermarket bag will have to wait until I get back to perfidious Albion’s shores. I can however share with you the plethora of beers on offer at the Fest because I know a goodly few members scattered across the globe, on the AccyWeb like the odd beer. I am always amazed at the lexicon of names brewers create for their beers both here and at home. Something for every occasion and for everybody I am sure you will agree.

*Cue the AccyWeb jukebox #4932 and 4935

[DtheP47]

oops......The Beer List attached

[Mog]

Originally Posted by Less

Bullshine! I doubt that anyone would willingly contact you unless it was in a post, they would want witnesses to any reply they may get.

Be honest D the pathetic, you're lonely and in desperate need of friends, just don't now how to make any.

Less, He didnt have any friends in the early sixties when I first met him. Dont think he has changed much.

[Gordon Booth]

I'm yawning and I haven't even read Post 219. Just seeing the posters name is enough to start me off.

[jaysay]

Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

I'm yawning and I haven't even read Post 219. Just seeing the posters name is enough to start me off.

You must be allergic to DtheP47 Gordon

[susie123]

Originally Posted by jaysay

You must be allergic to DtheP47 Gordon

We all are, John.

[DtheP47]

I saw a job ad on the London Underground today advertising for “ A Grand Wizard of the Inner Circle Line”
I thought, “That’s lovely, Boris is taking street theatre subterranean and paying homage to the books of J K Rowling. They will probably finish off at Kings Cross to see the Platform 9 and three quarters with that half a Asda trolley embedded in the wall”


Then I read the job description in the small print it was actually for an old fashioned wheel-tapper and shunter.