What was it called? - Page 4

jaysay · 08-05-2011, 18:18

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

You are alright then for the bucket of sick....just need some hot snot pie and the green gozzle pudding!

Nouvelle cuisine at its best Margaret

Retlaw · 08-05-2011, 18:29

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Originally Posted by jaysay

As to which is which Gozzle is green crotch is grey, and please don't question me on how I know, I am flaming expert in it, believe me

Aye an sum on um ur as big uz oysters.

Retlaw

katex · 08-05-2011, 18:34

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Yes John.......we used to say a little(nasty) rhyme.......
'Green gozzle pudding and hot snot pie,
All mixed up with a dead dogs eye,
Slap it on a butty,
Slap it on thick.
Wash it all down with a bucket of sick'...eeeewww. Hope you have had your tea

Ahh (sighs) ...childhood memories, eh ?

Roll over Milton.

katex · 08-05-2011, 18:36

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

Aye an sum on um ur as big uz oysters.

Retlaw

And that is one reason I have never been able to eat an oyster .. apart from the fact they are alive when eaten.

This is thread wandering at its best...

jaysay · 08-05-2011, 18:39

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Originally Posted by katex

And that is one reason I have never been able to eat an oyster .. apart from the fact they are alive when eaten.

This is thread wandering at its best...

So what your saying Kate is ya never needed an aphrodisiac

Gremlin · 08-05-2011, 19:32

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Whoa steady on down boy

Sorry jaysay. I was exaggerating a bit anyway.

Margaret Pilkington · 08-05-2011, 19:46

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Originally Posted by Gremlin

Sorry jaysay. I was exaggerating a bit anyway.

Yes........I guess you could say that is a 'man' thing.......exaggerating a bit(sigh)

katex · 08-05-2011, 20:26

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Originally Posted by jaysay

So what your saying Kate is ya never needed an aphrodisiac

Nope, eat strawberries instead ....

Puzzles how we are going to get this thread back to crocheted chair covers and not relegated to the Over 18's.

Margaret Pilkington · 08-05-2011, 20:40

Himself has strawberries every night after his tea....they don't seem to do him much good.
Maybe it's the big dollop of ice cream that renders them ineffective...eh?

steeljack · 08-05-2011, 20:46

wonder how many are cautening besides me, dirty sods all of you

Retlaw · 08-05-2011, 21:12

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Originally Posted by steeljack

wonder how many are cautening besides me, dirty sods all of you

Thall be fur Powfagged wen thas finished
Retlaw.

jaysay · 09-05-2011, 09:27

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Originally Posted by katex

Nope, eat strawberries instead ....

Puzzles how we are going to get this thread back to crocheted chair covers and not relegated to the Over 18's.

Ya but just depends where and when ya eat um and how

jaysay · 09-05-2011, 09:28

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Originally Posted by Retlaw

Thall be fur Powfagged wen thas finished
Retlaw.

Ya I usually am misen Retlaw

gdm27 · 09-05-2011, 12:19

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Ya but just depends where and when ya eat um and how

Stop, I'm just about to bring my Lung Healers up!!!!!!!

MargaretR · 09-05-2011, 12:33

Epsom salts
Back in the days when doctors weren't just drug dispensers, I was directed by my doc to take massive doses of Epsom salts in order to stop production of breast milk. The effect of producing liquid diarrheoa for a day caused my breast milk to dry up,(and enabled my return to work)

There was no adverse effect from this temporary self induced dehydration.
No doubt women are prescribed expensive drugs nowadays to get the same effect.