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carpon 24-07-2007 00:26
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
WHALLEY ISSUES COLEMAN WITH BLANK CHEQUE TO SIGN CULTURED CENTRE HALF!!


Not wishing to cause offence or upset to anybody implicated by this fantasy headline!!

alan7554 24-07-2007 09:58
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
frazer the eagle appears at every home game !

Alvin the chipmunk 24-07-2007 10:34
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Frazer The Eagle dies of Bird Flu!!!! Stan the monkey to make comeback!!!

Tealeaf 24-07-2007 13:16
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Stadium's new roof fails Health and Safety check
.


Clayton end to close for 'Foreseeable future'

Kiwi John 24-07-2007 18:31
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Ultras prefer old Clayton End.

mrjdallen 24-07-2007 18:35
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we will win every game this year!!!!

harwood red 24-07-2007 21:00
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 453063)
Ultras prefer old Clayton End.
Omg kiwi I just nearly wet my pants at that one, karma on it's way :rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:

alan7554 25-07-2007 10:14
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
kipax named as new sunday sport photographer

glosterred 25-07-2007 14:53
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kiwi john in rubbish impossible headline shock!!

Outback Ozzy 27-07-2007 14:23
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Stanley score a goal in Scotland

Kiwi John 01-08-2007 08:55
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Maccawozagod wins Fantasy League .

Red-Osbornello 01-08-2007 11:36
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Maccawozzagod wins OSC Poker Night.

SamF 01-08-2007 12:47
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Stanley sign center back.
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glosterred 01-08-2007 13:17
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burnley tops place people most want to live poll

maccawozzagod 01-08-2007 16:31
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 455152)
Maccawozagod wins Fantasy League .
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red-Osbornello (Post 455184)
Maccawozzagod wins OSC Poker Night.

Kiwi and Red stay on Macca's christmas card list :mad:

Nickelson 01-08-2007 17:05
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
eric whalley sells the club !

Red-Osbornello 02-08-2007 11:36
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Quote:
Originally Posted by maccawozzagod (Post 455266)
Kiwi and Red stay on Macca's christmas card list :mad:
Maccawozzagod goes on Red's christmas card list :p

Nickelson 05-08-2007 20:09
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
craney resigns for stanley !

Marty71 05-08-2007 21:28
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Ken Bates embraces the 15point deduction and looks forward to visiting FES next season..!! :thefinger:tongueout:thefinger:tongueout :thefinger:tongueout

Kiwi John 01-09-2007 22:09
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Redash posts latest Accy goals highlights on AccyWeb.:D

SuperAccyStan 01-09-2007 23:49
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<font size=7>Stanley end match with 11 men</font>

Kiwi John 18-10-2007 18:22
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Full house at the FES witness yet another draw.

Kiwi John 06-12-2007 16:17
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Branch wins Supporters Club 'Player of the Year' award.

Stanleymad 06-12-2007 18:26
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Accrington Stanley win at home & played well:D

Stanleymad 06-12-2007 18:27
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Coleys tactics are right for a change & work

AccyMad 06-12-2007 18:33
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Coleman Accepts Blame For Defeat!

Marty71 06-12-2007 19:53
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Evil, Says "No" To A Free Burger Offer at Spotlands...!!

ukcowboy 07-12-2007 18:50
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" STANLEY WILL BE PLAYING 4-4-f****** 2", SAYS NEW MANAGER MIKE BASSETT"

Jesus_was_A_red_ 07-12-2007 19:00
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Williams and John Coleman going on Jeremy Kyle for DNA test to finally silence the stanley boo boys:D

maccawozzagod 01-03-2008 15:17
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
NEW SIGNING CLAIMS:
I have never played here before

mab 20-04-2008 21:55
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coleman given £3m for new players

depechemode 21-04-2008 06:02
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colemans latest signing is not a scouser

yonmon 21-04-2008 07:01
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 326450)
Headlines we may never see...
anymore?????

' STANLEY CHAIRMAN DENIES
'COST-CUTTING' INCENTIVES AT LAUNCH
OF 2008/9 TEAM STRIP !'

http://www.photogalaxy.com/photosfull/yonmon-5.jpg

'It will be on sale in the Club Shop very
shortly says a bemused Lee !'


Good thread KJ...'ON STANLEY Nth....ON!!!'

William Casper 21-04-2008 08:48
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Wealthy Clitheroe man takes over at stanley.

Alvin the chipmunk 22-04-2008 13:04
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Dane to buy Stanley:Norweigan fans in uproar

cmonstanley 22-04-2008 18:36
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guy from clitheroe whos not in the clique in whalley is right:D:D:D:D

Pendle Red 22-04-2008 19:05
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SIMON COWELL TO MENTOR THIS YEAR'S SINGERS IN THE COLEY-OKE

SamF 22-04-2008 19:33
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STANLEY WINGER PLAYS ON THE WING
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Haz66 22-04-2008 21:14
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Coleman finally fields his best team.

yonmon 25-04-2008 07:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 326450)
Headlines we may never see...



'TOURISTS IN JERUSALEM COMPLAIN
THAT THEY CAN'T GET NEAR 'THE WAILING WALL' FOR WREXHAM FANS !!'

( And the 12 Harpoons left there by a visiting party from Hapton!!)

depechemode 28-04-2008 14:34
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Lol

CLAYTON RED 28-04-2008 19:15
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
EBAY TO INVESTIGATE ROUGE BIDS FROM CLUB TO INFLATE PRICE

03/05/08 Accrington Stanley v Bury - place on the bench on eBay, also, Other Football, Football, Sporting Goods (end time 01-May-08 22:14:52 BST)

yerself 02-06-2008 18:56
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Rovers approach Stanley for permission to talk to Coleman following Hughes' exit to City.

MCR ADIM 02-06-2008 22:28
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Stanley invent impossible wash off logo's (no matter what temperature you wash them at)

Kiwi John 03-06-2008 06:01
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No new 'NEW STAND' threads posted on AccyWeb in last week.

Pendle Red 03-06-2008 06:15
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FANS UNITE BEHIND THE CLUB

depechemode 04-06-2008 19:00
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Stanley use bits from great harwoods old ground to build new stand . Eric said " it was just standing there doing nothing so i put it in the boot of my car and took it to FES . Saved me a few bob ."

gixerman 04-06-2008 20:55
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Stanley season ticket sales hit 5,000, Eric still claims 1300

Kiwi John 26-06-2008 18:31
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ASFC Messageboard 'Overloaded' during off season.

fatgaz182 26-06-2008 21:43
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Tin Monkeys Balloon reaches Moscow and still going?? :p

yonmon 27-06-2008 10:20
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['

' STANLEY INTO EUROPE '

John Coleman says that he'll get Accrington Stanley into Europe !! ....even if he has to sing the song himself !!.

Perhaps his version of 'Goin' down slow !!!'

Kiwi John 01-07-2008 18:25
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Stanley in grave danger of signing a player.

mab 03-07-2008 21:40
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BLACKBURN ROVERS today payed ACCRINGTON STANLEY 1M/Pounds to sercure the survices of Stanley's striker John Miles, Paul Ince was reported to be over the moon with the signing of his new player..........

Alvin the chipmunk 04-07-2008 15:39
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Darwen comes to a standstill as thousands descend on Anchor for pre-season friendly.

MikeA 04-07-2008 16:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alvin the chipmunk (Post 602068)
Darwen comes to a standstill as thousands descend on Anchor for pre-season friendly.
It's happened in the past! From Darwen's website:
On the 24th August 1920 football resumed at the Anchor and the first game was against Accrington Stanley played in front of 7,000 spectators. Stanley were victors 3-1.

maccawozzagod 17-12-2008 12:00
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CHRISTMAS SALE NOW ON

The club would like to wish you all a merry christmas by announcing a 20% off sale in the weeks leading up to christmas. Unsure of what to buy your loved ones? get them some Stanley merchandise from our new ranges

Chimer 17-12-2008 17:04
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Coleman's Critics Welcome Ince's Appointment

MCR ADIM 17-12-2008 18:41
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Big Sam Apoints Coleman As Assiant Manager

fc:stanley 17-12-2008 19:02
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Bell And Coleman Take Black Cats Job

yonmon 17-12-2008 22:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MCR ADIM (Post 660825)
Big Sam Apoints Coleman As Assiant Manager
That's
Chris Coleman though,
They can't afford the
'Great One' !!!

MCR ADIM 18-12-2008 14:46
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Eric's 'Bells' Jingle As Festive Peterborough Give Stanley Charnock On Free;)

yerself 18-12-2008 15:04
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MCR ADIM (Post 660825)
Big Sam Apoints Coleman As Assiant Manager
MCR ADIM buys a dictionary with the W H Smith vouchers he received for Christmas

madkev 18-12-2008 18:01
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Stanley Hold Onto A Lead :p

Kiwi John 02-04-2009 17:30
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Eric Consults Fans Over Sale.

theresonlyoneaccy 02-04-2009 20:03
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"Players hit John's target"

MCR ADIM 02-04-2009 21:15
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Coley get's £3,000,000 Transfer budget and wage budget from new investers

yonmon 19-09-2009 17:43
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by yonmon (Post 565646)
' STANLEY CHAIRMAN DENIES
'COST-CUTTING' INCENTIVES WILL DEMAND DRASTIC MEASURES WHEN CHOOSING A NEW STANLEY STRIP !!


http://www.photogalaxy.com/photosfull/yonmon-5.jpg

'It will be on sale in the Club Shop very
shortly says a bemused Administrator !!.




.'ON STANLEY ....ON!!!'
p.s. Just thought a return to 'Impossible Headlines' might lead to a few lighter moments at this stressful time!!!

dabeast 20-09-2009 23:12
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"Stanley win at Edgar street"

Looks like they will always be a bogey team :-(

Kiwi John 07-10-2009 17:22
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O'Neill to Marry Co Chairman In Sponsored Wedding-Ilyas 'Best man'.

yonmon 07-10-2009 18:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwi john (Post 751507)
o'neill to marry co chairman in sponsored wedding-ilyas 'best man'.
"Accrington Stanley fan's view cynical antipodean's views with some scepticism !".

( but send them both a message of congratulations..just in case !!)

KiTChener 07-10-2009 19:41
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If 'Hello' or 'OK' pay for it, we're sorted!!

Tealeaf 07-10-2009 22:01
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Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs named as new sponsor of Accrington Stanley

MCR ADIM 07-10-2009 22:08
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Chairman wins 308k on a £5 accumlator

Doug 07-10-2009 22:12
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28th October 2009

Accrington Stanley Closes its Gates for the Final Time

Less we Forget

MCR ADIM 07-10-2009 22:18
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1st November 2009
Accrington Villa Football club starts up
Illyas brings in Stanley legend Coleman as manager and the full squad.

Tealeaf 07-10-2009 22:27
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Osama Bin Laden named as new owner of Accrington Stanley


'I will clear the debts in full'......., he promises.

Tealeaf 07-10-2009 23:11
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Gordon Brown annouced today that while the British National Debt of £900bn would be sustainable and manageable, that of Accy Stanley would not.

ukcowboy 08-10-2009 00:23
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stanley's board admit
" we were wrong "
co chair o'neil accepts
khans offer of
re-capitalisation

Kiwi John 08-10-2009 02:44
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
"The current board at Stanley is the happiest bunch of people I've worked with.":O'Neil

Fourth official 13-10-2009 12:23
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'Gerrard pulls out of England squad to assist mate,in this weeks Accrington Stanley SOS fundraisers'

JEFF 13-10-2009 12:47
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fourth official (Post 753135)
'Gerrard pulls out of England squad to assist mate,in this weeks Accrington Stanley SOS fundraisers'
Well the first part has happened
Quote:
Steven Gerrard has pulled out of England's game against Belarus at Wembley after suffering a recurrence of a groin injury.

Kiwi John 17-10-2009 07:01
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CLUB POSTS 'UPDATE' for S.O.S. total.:theband:

maccawozzagod 17-10-2009 08:02
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club sends players and management to Darts Exhibition and Hare and Hounds fundraising night as promised :mad:

katei77 17-10-2009 18:19
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it was still a good nite even thought we ended up in a totally different pub and singing!

thou it wasnt such a good mornin for some ppl lol

yerself 17-10-2009 18:29
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Coleman admits "Ref's decision to award free-kick against Stanley was correct"

Stevo 17-10-2009 19:10
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HER MAJESTY'S REVENUE AND CUSTOMS AWARD ACCRINGTON STANLEY THEIR NEW GOLD AWARD...(FOR FOOTBALL LEAGUE CLUBS PROMPTLY PAYING OFF THEIR TAX BILL IN WORLD RECORD TIME!!!)
A.S.F.C receive a cheque for £1,000,000....!!
A spokesperson for HMRC said that if a small club like Accrington Stanley can pay up when required by HMRC then there should be no excuses for any larger clubs in the league to do the same....he had nothing but praise for the way in which they achieved their task!!!!:-)

Kiwi John 28-10-2009 16:30
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Khan and O'Neil share car ride and a laugh, back to Accrington.

Kiwi John 28-10-2009 16:39
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" I made mistakes these last 8 weeks"-
O'Neil

Fatso 28-10-2009 16:42
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"O'Neil wins fans' approval."

Kiwi John 28-10-2009 16:44
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Marcelle speaks;does something.

yerself 28-10-2009 17:00
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Eric Whalley & Dave O'Neill open Business Management School.

CLAYTON RED 28-10-2009 23:38
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Clayton Red admits K.S.H was right

simon 31-10-2009 22:18
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Ilyas Khan has been asked to replace Marcelle Lazarus, by Dave O'Neil.

yerself 01-11-2009 10:46
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Ilyas Khan takes control of Accrington Stanley and appoints Doug as Chief Executive

andyh 01-11-2009 10:58
Re: Impossible headlines..
 
Eric Whalley admits "It's all my Fault" !!

smudgie 01-11-2009 13:19
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Theres some beauties in here :)



"Dave O Neill wins the new BBC series Apprentice"

Tealeaf 01-11-2009 13:31
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Dave O'Neil adopted as prospective parliamentary candidate for Hyndburn Constituency

"My manifesto shall be that of transparency and good governance...." he says.

AccyAggro 01-11-2009 13:36
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'Stanley have a kit for more than one season and is not 40 quid'

'Eric Whalley retires and instead of funding his children with his money gives it all to his beloved club'

Greeny 01-11-2009 16:21
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David O Neil wins BBC Sports Personality of the Year .

fatgaz182 01-11-2009 17:18
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"Russell Whalley wins £308,000 on 3 Legged Pit Pony and donates to ASFC"


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