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Chubbyman 02-04-2014 20:41
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Originally Posted by DAV007 (Post 1101017)
Stanley stewards win award for impeccable conduct
I think that must be a genuine headline DAV as they haven`t ejected you from the Stadium !!!

DAV007 30-06-2014 08:41
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Stanley caterer introduces gourmet menu including in date food for the new season

yerself 30-06-2014 10:35
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DAV007 Coleman's First Signing for Sligo Rovers

accytom101 30-06-2014 19:13
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Dav 007 becomes the new Stanley chairman and signs John Coleman as manager with Jimmy Bell as assistant. Also Ian Craney re-signs on a five year deal.

accytom101 30-06-2014 19:15
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Chubbyman and ianray make friends! Lol

accytom101 30-06-2014 19:25
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Ianray and Dav 007 get married...........LOL!

winstanley asfc 01-07-2014 01:41
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Clayton End toilets awarded health certificate pass!:)

choirboy 01-07-2014 15:36
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Originally Posted by winstanley asfc (Post 1109521)
Clayton End toilets awarded health certificate pass!:)
Winstanley, are you sure you spelt the word "pass" correctly?

HEE hee!:p

Kiwi John 22-10-2014 23:31
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Originally Posted by carpon (Post 1052831)
Morecambe take three points from a League game with Stanley !!!:rofl38::bootyshak:tongueout
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Kiwi John 22-10-2014 23:36
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Originally Posted by kiwi john (Post 975805)
morecambe defeat stanley.
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Kiwi John 22-10-2014 23:37
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Originally Posted by kiwi john (Post 1026845)
morecambe beat stanley in league 2 action.
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Morecambe_Red 23-10-2014 09:01
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Stanley win without cheating !

yerself 23-10-2014 09:27
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Ellison admits to kicking ball into wet patch of pitch in an effort to get game abadonded.

Redraine 23-10-2014 09:51
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Morecambe_Red 23-10-2014 10:59
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No accrington players or chief executives bet on one of their own matches.

AccyMad 23-10-2014 11:23
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morecambe fans finally have their own message board

st06nc2 24-10-2014 18:46
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Morecambe fans admit they'll never beat the stanley

Morecambe_Red 25-10-2014 06:58
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Stanley pay their Tax bill on time !

Lemur 25-10-2014 11:56
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troll alert, go away morecambe red

Redraine 25-10-2014 12:56
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Originally Posted by Lemur (Post 1122008)
troll alert, go away morecambe red
Nay, leave him alone - his posts always remind me of how dim the Shrimps fans are!

Exile on Spencer St 25-10-2014 16:43
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Tax is the only thing about football that an accountant cares or knows about.

st06nc2 25-10-2014 18:40
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Originally Posted by Lemur (Post 1122008)
troll alert, go away morecambe red
Leave him be Morecambe need to try be good at something even if it is doing s**t headlines where nobody cares what they say

Lost in Cornwall 26-10-2014 08:04
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He has to come on here. He's the only Morecambe fan that can write.

smudgie 27-10-2014 18:31
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Stanley get decent Cup draw.

Kiwi John 28-10-2014 00:27
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'Thank God We Didn't Draw Morecambe'- ASFC website says

Kiwi John 31-10-2014 21:06
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Morecambe declare to 'default' all future league matches v Stanley.

Kiwi John 30-11-2014 00:11
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Stanley lose-Officials not blamed.

Greeny 05-12-2014 11:10
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Stanley get a fair ref.

Kiwi John 03-01-2015 06:38
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1 Attachment(s)
Gerrard signs for Stanley. Attachment 46353

Bob Dobson 03-01-2015 09:06
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Morecambe Fans Are Not So Wise.....

choirboy 03-01-2015 09:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 1128099)
Gerrard signs for Stanley. Attachment 46353
Sorry Kiwi John....But No thanks!...He's not good enough for the MIGHTY STANLEY !!! :hehetable

Chimer 03-01-2015 09:43
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Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 1128099)
Gerrard signs for Stanley. Attachment 46353
Not impossible at all, everything makes sense - a football challenge, an investment opportunity, Ian Dunbavin back home as part of the deal! All we need now is a reliable source (Dav007 or Chubbyman :D) to report he's been seen at the Crown, and it will happen. Keep the faith!!

AccyMad 03-01-2015 09:51
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 1128099)
Gerrard signs for Stanley. Attachment 46353
Not only not impossible - he's already graced the red shirt of Stanley a few years ago . . . . . . . . . Oh, sorry - that Gerrard, thought we were talking about his younger cousin Anthony :D

Chubbyman 03-01-2015 10:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimer (Post 1128108)
Not impossible at all, everything makes sense - a football challenge, an investment opportunity, Ian Dunbavin back home as part of the deal! All we need now is a reliable source (Dav007 or Chubbyman :D) to report he's been seen at the Crown, and it will happen. Keep the faith!!
This ones definitely in Dav's territory.He's been kept up to speed by Coley in their local supermarket!!!

cashman 04-01-2015 09:06
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Stanley is run proper.:hehetable

DAV007 04-01-2015 21:34
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Accrington Stanley sell a Manchester United ticket

Stanleymad 05-01-2015 09:38
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Manchester United out sell Accrington Stanley's fictitious fa cup match fixture tickets :p

smudgie 05-01-2015 09:47
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"Accrington Stanley marketing department wins National Award for superb ideas."

choirboy 05-01-2015 10:38
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ACCRINGTON STANLEY actually play against MANCHESTER UNITED in the FA CUP

smobile 05-01-2015 11:56
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Huge demand for tickets forces club to switch United game to Ewood Park........

st06nc2 05-01-2015 13:54
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Ched Evans signs for accrington

Exile on Spencer St 05-01-2015 16:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by st06nc2 (Post 1128475)
Ched Evans signs for accrington
This thread is supposed to be 'impossible' headlines...don't tempt fate.
I've been worrying all day that the 'commemorative' ticket announcement was just a media smokescreen pending Stanley's greatest public relations coup...announcing they've signed Mr.Evans:eek:

st06nc2 05-01-2015 18:56
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Originally Posted by Exile on Spencer St (Post 1128508)
This thread is supposed to be 'impossible' headlines...don't tempt fate.
I've been worrying all day that the 'commemorative' ticket announcement was just a media smokescreen pending Stanley's greatest public relations coup...announcing they've signed Mr.Evans:eek:
He deserves a second chance, if he's cheap enough, wasn't moly recently released when we signed him the first time around

AccyMad 05-01-2015 19:13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by st06nc2 (Post 1128475)
Ched Evans signs for accrington
Not funny - if that happened I wouldn't be using my season ticket again

cashman 05-01-2015 19:19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by st06nc2 (Post 1128537)
He deserves a second chance, if he's cheap enough, wasn't moly recently released when we signed him the first time around
Pathetic in my view, what about the victim? He deserves sod .all, or is it not a serious enough crime?

st06nc2 05-01-2015 19:21
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1128541)
Pathetic in my view, what about the victim? He deserves sod .all, or is it not a serious enough crime?
The victim admitted she was drunk and couldn't remember the whole night, if he really was that guilty surely he would of served his full sentence and not just half

Revived Red 05-01-2015 20:08
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Originally Posted by st06nc2 (Post 1128537)
He deserves a second chance
I suppose you will claim that Stuart Hall and Rolf Harris deserve a second chance at the BBC. And if the Beeb won't have them, they could always offer their service to ITV, Sky, etc etc.

AccyMad 05-01-2015 20:30
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Quote:
Originally Posted by st06nc2 (Post 1128542)
The victim admitted she was drunk and couldn't remember the whole night, if he really was that guilty surely he would of served his full sentence and not just half
Guilty is guilty, i.e proved beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law - really don't think his sentence was shortened just in case he was a little bit innocent :rolleyes:

st06nc2 05-01-2015 22:02
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Originally Posted by Revived Red (Post 1128553)
I suppose you will claim that Stuart Hall and Rolf Harris deserve a second chance at the BBC. And if the Beeb won't have them, they could always offer their service to ITV, Sky, etc etc.
Who are they?

Chimer 05-01-2015 22:36
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Originally Posted by st06nc2 (Post 1128542)
The victim admitted she was drunk and couldn't remember the whole night, if he really was that guilty surely he would of served his full sentence and not just half
No, routinely everyone serves half their sentenced time unless they foul up while inside.

Quote:
Originally Posted by st06nc2 (Post 1128569)
Who are they?
You have got to be kidding ...... surely?

cashman 06-01-2015 07:49
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Originally Posted by Chimer (Post 1128575)



You have got to be kidding ...... surely?
I wouldn't be too sure about that either.:rolleyes:

Redraine 06-01-2015 09:07
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AccyMad (Post 1128557)
Guilty is guilty, i.e proved beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law
If only that was always the case, Accy Mad. Many, many miscarriages of justice have occured over the years, some of which have cost lives, and not just loss of a livelihood. I'm no cheerleader for Evans but if you read the transcript of his trial you would have to agree that he has a reasonable case for appeal, and that explains why he cannot be expected to apologise to the claimant. There is also the question of evidence which was unavailable at the trial. I.e., postings on Twitter which were deleted by the claimant but which are still showing on servers in the USA
These suggest that she was set on a course of entrapment by "landing a big one this time" and " and "going to get 2 pink Minis".

cashman 06-01-2015 11:18
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Originally Posted by Redraine (Post 1128588)
If only that was always the case, Accy Mad. Many, many miscarriages of justice have occured over the years, some of which have cost lives, and not just loss of a livelihood. I'm no cheerleader for Evans but if you read the transcript of his trial you would have to agree that he has a reasonable case for appeal, and that explains why he cannot be expected to apologise to the claimant. There is also the question of evidence which was unavailable at the trial. I.e., postings on Twitter which were deleted by the claimant but which are still showing on servers in the USA
These suggest that she was set on a course of entrapment by "landing a big one this time" and " and "going to get 2 pink Minis".
Whats very hard for me to grasp about this,is the simple fact our "Press" aint latched on to this?? cos that would sell papers!!

DtheP47 06-01-2015 11:28
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40% of the Stanley v Man U useless tickets sold to a man in Brazil according to Peter Marsden.

Not to that Colin Swindelhurst fruit juice fella surely?

AccyMad 06-01-2015 11:33
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Redraine (Post 1128588)
If only that was always the case, Accy Mad. Many, many miscarriages of justice have occured over the years, some of which have cost lives, and not just loss of a livelihood. I'm no cheerleader for Evans but if you read the transcript of his trial you would have to agree that he has a reasonable case for appeal, and that explains why he cannot be expected to apologise to the claimant. There is also the question of evidence which was unavailable at the trial. I.e., postings on Twitter which were deleted by the claimant but which are still showing on servers in the USA
These suggest that she was set on a course of entrapment by "landing a big one this time" and " and "going to get 2 pink Minis".
I know there are many miscarriages of justice Redraine, what got my goat was the suggestion by the poster that Ched Evans' sentence had been reduced because there was some doubt as to his guilt - my point was if there'd been any doubt in the jury's minds he wouldn't have been convicted in the first place.
There maybe some room for controversy in that verdict but until (if) it is overturned I do not think he should be able to return to football - then again I felt the same about Lee Hughes & that goalie, McCormick? & they seem to have been allowed to pursue their careers - indeed I think Hughes thrives on the stick he gets from opposition fans about it, sick in my mind!

Redraine 06-01-2015 12:00
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1128599)
Whats very hard for me to grasp about this,is the simple fact our "Press" aint latched on to this?? cos that would sell papers!!
The press have to be very mindful of the possibility of being in breach of the contempt of court rules in cases which are still under review. Here are the facts as per the court case. Judge for yourself, but make yourself a nice cup of tea and be prepared for a long read!

https://www.crimeline.info/case/r-v-...-chedwyn-evans

cashman 06-01-2015 12:27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Redraine (Post 1128603)
The press have to be very mindful of the possibility of being in breach of the contempt of court rules in cases which are still under review. Here are the facts as per the court case. Judge for yourself, but make yourself a nice cup of tea and be prepared for a long read!

https://www.crimeline.info/case/r-v-...-chedwyn-evans
Well that i aint too sure about either, It aint stopped em wi a far more high profile Royal member of society these last few days,ok it aint a court matter, but yon lot are a damn site more powerful in my view.

Margaret Pilkington 06-01-2015 13:43
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Originally Posted by Redraine (Post 1128588)
There is also the question of evidence which was unavailable at the trial. I.e., postings on Twitter which were deleted by the claimant but which are still showing on servers in the USA
These suggest that she was set on a course of entrapment by "landing a big one this time" and " and "going to get 2 pink Minis".
Can it be conclusively proved that she was the author of these postings????
Perhaps it couldn't which would make them inadmissible as evidence.

Redraine 06-01-2015 15:44
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 1128615)
Can it be conclusively proved that she was the author of these postings????
Perhaps it couldn't which would make them inadmissible as evidence.
I don't know, but read this and make up your own mind:-

Some notes on Lauren Crawford / Ched Evans rape case & Twitter

cashman 06-01-2015 16:05
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Dunno how yeh dug that up mate.:)

Redraine 06-01-2015 17:09
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1128652)
Dunno how yeh dug that up mate.:)
Neither do I. Can't even Remember what I did this morning, never mind yesterday.

Neil 06-01-2015 20:08
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Originally Posted by Redraine (Post 1128639)
I don't know, but read this and make up your own mind:-

Some notes on Lauren Crawford / Ched Evans rape case & Twitter
Looked to me like she was hoping to win the euromillions, nowhere does it mention trapping a man into raping her.

Wynonie Harris 06-01-2015 22:52
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I thought this was supposed to a lighthearted thread devoted to jokey headlines? There's already a thread devoted to the Evans case on the General section, so why doesn't everyone confine their comments to there? The ironic thing is, if I started talking about Stanley over in the General section, various people would be down on me like a ton of bricks, but apparently it's OK the other way round?

AccyMad 07-01-2015 13:19
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Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 1128715)
I thought this was supposed to a lighthearted thread devoted to jokey headlines? There's already a thread devoted to the Evans case on the General section, so why doesn't everyone confine their comments to there? The ironic thing is, if I started talking about Stanley over in the General section, various people would be down on me like a ton of bricks, but apparently it's OK the other way round?
Quite right Wynonie - I apologise for my part in letting this thread wander :o

yerself 08-01-2015 16:13
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Club Calls in Rentokil

After John Coleman repeatedly reported buzzing coming from the dressing room the Club called in Rentokil to check for the presence of wasps nests.

Kiwi John 02-04-2015 00:10
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MORECAMBE default League two encounter with Stanley- "Whats the point?" asks Bentley.

smobile 15-07-2015 21:32
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Matt Crooks scores for Stanley

cashman 15-07-2015 21:43
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Originally Posted by smobile (Post 1144817)
Matt Crooks scores for Stanley
To be fair it was a good header n he had a very good game i thought, even if he did give em their goal on a plate.

Kiwi John 20-07-2015 05:13
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forum fans stick to script .

MrPastry 20-07-2015 18:42
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Frank Randle failed to save Accrington's New Hippodrome Theatre but succeeded in turning it into the country's leading dog track!

Exile on Spencer St 20-07-2015 20:38
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With the squad Professor Coleman's assembled this season, I'm at a loss to suggest where Frank Randle could play.;)

smobile 21-07-2015 06:26
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Originally Posted by Exile on Spencer St (Post 1145141)
With the squad Professor Coleman's assembled this season, I'm at a loss to suggest where Frank Randle could play.;)
Stick him upfront with Hopkirk :p

cashman 21-07-2015 08:12
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Originally Posted by smobile (Post 1145158)
Stick him upfront with Hopkirk :p
hes deceased?:D

smobile 27-07-2015 22:19
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Blackpool game passes without incident.

smudgie 28-07-2015 10:21
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Accrington Stanley announce record year for revenues from hospitality.

baldy 29-07-2015 12:18
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Cashman says something positive!

cashman 29-07-2015 12:44
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Originally Posted by baldy (Post 1145957)
Cashman says something positive!
Baldy learns to read correctly!!! I said it was the BEST pre season squad i'd seen.first.:rolleyes:

Kiwi John 30-07-2015 08:23
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"Morecambe were brilliant today."-so says Stanley boss Colman after Accy loss.

Red-Osbornello 30-07-2015 11:25
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Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 1146028)
"Morecambe were brilliant today."-so says Stanley boss Colman after Accy loss.
I really wish you'd have waited post-August to put this on!!! :eek:

Kiwi John 29-10-2016 19:36
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Stanley win two-in- a row at home.

st06nc2 31-10-2016 15:09
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Dav07 voted worlds most popular person

cashman 31-10-2016 15:44
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Mourinho buys super sean.

smudgie 31-10-2016 16:46
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"Stanley management accept criticism from supporters"

rishton 01-11-2016 14:27
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Stanley replay to emails

DAV007 01-11-2016 21:11
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All Stanley fans get behind the club

cashman 01-11-2016 21:15
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Davo gets a brain.

Exile on Spencer St 02-11-2016 06:25
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Originally Posted by cashman (Post 1180351)
Davo gets a brain.
Any willing donors out there? :rolleyes:

DAV007 02-11-2016 06:50
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The town of Accrington cares as much as DAV007

MikeA 02-11-2016 09:54
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£50M overspend on Andy's Wham Stadium upgrades. Government steps in and pays it off!

Spartacus2nd 29-05-2019 18:29
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Holty loses sledgehammer - no walls knocked down today!

mab 31-05-2019 20:34
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:) JC shows his demolition skill's in between signings :)https://twitter.com/AndyhHolt/status...844903429?s=20

Kiwi John 06-06-2019 04:51
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fans want holt gone

Kiwi John 18-02-2020 16:40
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westley named new stanley boss.

Chimer 18-02-2020 18:24
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Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 1237253)
westley named new stanley boss.
Behave!!

KiTChener 18-02-2020 19:48
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Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 1237253)
westley named new stanley boss.

Wish I could double ‘like’ this one!!

monkey hanger 19-02-2020 08:17
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Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 1237253)
westley named new stanley boss.
wish that was westley named manchester united boss.

choirboy 19-02-2020 08:23
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Dav007 enrolls on an English Language GCSE Course. :rolleyes:

andyd 19-02-2020 09:42
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Stanley break FFP rules and end up in league 2 playing Man City still managed by Guardillo.

pifco 19-02-2020 15:27
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Fulham declare Wham changing rooms the best in Britain.

monkey hanger 20-02-2020 09:07
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Fulham take stanley keeper on loan.


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