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smudgie 01-11-2009 17:35
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Could be the best 1 yet that gaz!!!

Tealeaf 01-11-2009 18:41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fatgaz182 (Post 759333)
"Russell Whalley wins £308,000 on 3 Legged Pit Pony and donates to ASFC"
Whalley's £308,000 betting win under investigation for race fixing

Ooops...not unlikely

CLAYTON RED 02-11-2009 18:26
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The Three Stooges gain a warm welcome after receiving there honors in business Studies

Kiwi John 07-02-2010 02:13
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Stanley loose!

loweiy 07-02-2010 07:21
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nice one john!!!

Pendle Red 07-02-2010 08:04
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one for Tuesday headlines

Stanley play Cobblers

Rob249 11-02-2010 22:29
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Bradford city fans decide to stop posting on accyweb and concentrate on their own club.

SamF 11-02-2010 23:49
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Coleman announced as Bradford manager.

mab 18-09-2010 07:56
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stanley go with in 2pts of leaders after 3-0 win and 6th clean sheet of the season...... now who would have thought that:d

jaysay 18-09-2010 08:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mab (Post 846071)
stanley go with in 2pts of leaders after 3-0 win and 6th clean sheet of the season...... now who would have thought that:d
Only Chelsea have concede one goal besides Stanley ad they've only played 4 matches so far:D

Chimer 18-09-2010 09:00
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 846082)
Only Chelsea have concede one goal besides Stanley ad they've only played 4 matches so far:D
Though as I had to concede when pointing this out to a Chelsea fan at work, they have scored 17 :eek: at the other end!

But who cares? On Stanley On!

jaysay 18-09-2010 09:20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimer (Post 846083)
Though as I had to concede when pointing this out to a Chelsea fan at work, they have scored 17 :eek: at the other end!

But who cares? On Stanley On!
Ya but they do have a bit of luck and run of the ball;)

Kiwi John 18-09-2010 09:41
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Everyone Sticks to Thread Title.


:)

ukcowboy 18-09-2010 10:25
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ONeil shares Ilyas's vision, meeting to be held NEXT WEEK.

maccawozzagod 18-09-2010 10:40
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next week arrives

jaysay 18-09-2010 10:43
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Lionel Messi has said he'd like to finish his career with Accrington Stanley

st06nc2 18-09-2010 12:53
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ACCRINGTON STANLEY Finacially Safe

ukcowboy 18-09-2010 13:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by st06nc2 (Post 846145)
ACCRINGTON STANLEY Finacially Safe
Once Don and EW ****** off, then this headline will become a reality at some point, so not really impossible lol...............mind you it made me smile!!

yonmon 18-09-2010 16:13
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"ACCRINGTON STANLEY RETURN TO THE CONFERENCE"

.....Totally impossible !!!

Rob249 18-09-2010 19:54
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bookmakers stop taking bets on stanley winning the league!!

Gremlin 19-09-2010 19:55
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Gaza to be new manager at Stanley,
and not the bar manager.

CLAYTON RED 13-11-2010 11:43
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Accrington Stanley meet league deadline for ground capacity although weather was against them

jaysay 13-11-2010 14:19
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A delegation from Wembley Stadium are coming to Accrington Stanley's, Crown Ground, to see if they can pick up some tips on how to run a football stadium

theresonlyoneaccy 14-11-2010 07:52
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Council fund new training ground

smudgie 14-11-2010 10:07
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Accrington Stanley are run like a Professional Football Club.

cashman 14-11-2010 11:05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by smudgie (Post 861400)
Accrington Stanley are run like a Professional Football Club.
now this threads getting really silly.:D Stanley win Champions League in 2016, more chance of that.:rolleyes:

Kiwi John 16-11-2010 03:23
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O'Neil to meet fans at the Crown to discuss the future direction of the club.

Kiwi John 16-11-2010 03:27
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Kiwi John makes a post without the aid of alcahol.

st06nc2 21-11-2010 13:36
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Accrington Stanley strickers called up for england

st06nc2 21-11-2010 13:37
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crown ground included in 2018 bid portfolio

st06nc2 21-11-2010 13:41
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 785676)
Stanley loose!
Kiwi John buys a dictionary:lamer:

st06nc2 21-11-2010 13:43
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accrington stanley stewards best in world

Kiwi John 21-11-2010 16:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by st06nc2 (Post 863263)
Accrington Stanley strickers called up for england
Quote:
Originally Posted by st06nc2 (Post 863265)
Kiwi John buys a dictionary:lamer:
..As does st06nc2:p

lancsdave 22-11-2010 08:05
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Not quite an impossible headline but certainly an incorrect one.

According to the Telegraph billboards today Coley is delighted with Boro victory. Is this some game in the future he is predicting because I'm sure the last game they played was against Stevanage ;)

jaysay 22-11-2010 08:51
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 863406)
Not quite an impossible headline but certainly an incorrect one.

According to the Telegraph billboards today Coley is delighted with Boro victory. Is this some game in the future he is predicting because I'm sure the last game they played was against Stevanage ;)
:confused::confused:Boro are still in the championship!!!!!arn't they;)

MikeA 22-11-2010 09:54
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lancsdave (Post 863406)
Not quite an impossible headline but certainly an incorrect one.

According to the Telegraph billboards today Coley is delighted with Boro victory. Is this some game in the future he is predicting because I'm sure the last game they played was against Stevanage ;)
Sorry, Dave, but it is correct. Stevenage dropped the Borough from their name less than six months ago but to most of their fans and others they're still known as 'The Boro' and their club shop website is still 'theboroshop.com'. ;)

cashman 22-11-2010 10:12
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeA (Post 863434)
Sorry, Dave, but it is correct. Stevenage dropped the Borough from their name less than six months ago but to most of their fans and others they're still known as 'The Boro' and their club shop website is still 'theboroshop.com'. ;)
Ignore him mike, being pedantic cos the "Dingles" lost.:D;)

lancsdave 22-11-2010 10:32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeA (Post 863434)
but to most of their fans they're still known as 'The Boro' and their club shop website is still 'theboroshop.com'. ;)
Least we know where the Telegrapgh's allegiance lies then :)

Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 863436)
Ignore him mike, being pedantic cos the "Dingles" lost.:D;)
Not to Boro though :D

MikeA 22-11-2010 13:18
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 863436)
Ignore him mike, being pedantic cos the "Dingles" lost.:D;)
LOL. On the other hand, we do get slightly (?) independent words of wisdom on occasions. :)

jaysay 22-11-2010 17:59
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Stanley CEO makes statement on the flags issue:D:rolleyes:

theresonlyoneaccy 23-11-2010 18:35
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O'Neill apologises to fans and personally fireproofs flags at half-time

ukcowboy 23-11-2010 19:53
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exclusive:-

o'neil promises 'no more lies'

as of next week

Alvin the chipmunk 23-11-2010 20:06
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DON emerges from Clayton End with all limbs intact.

cashman 24-11-2010 21:04
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All fans fears are banished.:cool:

theresonlyoneaccy 21-05-2011 20:54
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Booth conquers fear of whistle

cashman 21-05-2011 21:01
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Coley brings 2 subs on at Halftime.:D

jaysay 22-05-2011 09:05
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The FA order a reply of Fridays match due mishandling by ref:rolleyes:

theresonlyoneaccy 22-05-2011 14:48
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Coleman admits letting Stevenage win play-offs so Stanley can win League 2 in 2011/12

choirboy 22-05-2011 19:28
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1) Stevenage manager apoliges for THUGGISH behaviour of his players and accepts that football was the loser when they BEAT (nearly to a pulp) Accrington Stanley in league two play off semi final.
2) FA find Referee and officials at above matches guilty of NEGLECT and sack the referees of both legs of the tie.

theresonlyoneaccy 22-05-2011 21:58
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Russell Booth attends basic referee's course.

cashman 22-05-2011 22:31
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Booth breaks world 100 meter record..................oh hang on that aint impossible!:D

jaysay 23-05-2011 08:26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 908220)
Booth breaks world 100 meter record..................oh hang on that aint impossible!:D
I heard he's still running:D

Greeny 23-05-2011 10:01
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Mark Roberts requests a free transfare to Accrington Stanley.

smobile 23-05-2011 10:57
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Russell Booth to star in re-make of Forrest Gump

Redraine 23-05-2011 13:58
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Quote:
Originally Posted by smobile (Post 908271)
Russell Booth to star in re-make of Forrest Gump
Priceless, but not impossible. - he would be first on the list if I was casting a remake!

lukeogtfc 23-05-2011 14:52
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stevenage to play the passing game?
Stevenage go a game without a dirty challenge?

grimsby town and accrington meet in the ldv vans trophy final :(

cashman 23-05-2011 14:55
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Boulding snapped up by Barcelona on a free.:D

yerself 23-05-2011 16:45
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Coleman Fields A Scouser-Free Team

Redraine 23-05-2011 16:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by yerself (Post 908337)
Coleman Fields A Scouser-Free Team
I have no objection to Coley fielding a 100% scouser team as long as they are all better than what's on the bench - but........

smudgie 23-05-2011 16:58
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I couldent care where the players come from to be honest !!!

jaysay 23-05-2011 17:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Redraine (Post 908296)
Priceless, but not impossible. - he would be first on the list if I was casting a remake!
Don't you dare insult Forest Gump:Dhe has feelings ya know

Chimer 06-08-2011 11:28
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Northampton 1 Stanley 6 - Wynonie Harris leads Prediction League table

cashman 06-08-2011 15:11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimer (Post 923850)
Northampton 1 Stanley 6 - Wynonie Harris leads Prediction League table
That aint impossible,only need another 7 in 45 mins.:D

Wynonie Harris 06-08-2011 20:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimer (Post 923850)
Northampton 1 Stanley 6 - Wynonie Harris leads Prediction League table
I'll have you know, young Chimer, that I actually won the prediction league about five or six years ago...mind you, this was before I started hearing the voices.

cashman 06-08-2011 21:49
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Wynonie Harris (Post 923973)
I'll have you know, young Chimer, that I actually won the prediction league about five or six years ago...mind you, this was before I started hearing the voices.
Tell the truth twas before yeh met me.:D

Wynonie Harris 06-08-2011 22:10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cashman (Post 923981)
Tell the truth twas before yeh met me.:D
Well, it's got to be said, that hasn't exactly done wonders for my sanity. :D

Kiwi John 07-08-2011 18:09
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Harris predicts low scoring affair.

Kiwi John 21-10-2011 09:49
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Harris Gives a 'Realistic' Score Prediction.

talentedbutslow 21-10-2011 18:42
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Aussies getting set to cheer on the Kiwis in World Cup.........
(think they prefer em to the French)

Kiwi John 21-10-2011 18:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by talentedbutslow (Post 941377)
Aussies getting set to cheer on the Kiwis in World Cup.........
(think they prefer em to the French)

:D:D That'll be a first.

Kiwi John 07-03-2012 03:17
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Morecambe defeat Stanley.

Kiwi John 10-03-2012 03:10
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Match day Thread Started On Match day!

Greeny 11-03-2012 10:30
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Stanley get a fair ref.

Shurm 12-03-2012 19:12
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Malcolmthemole supporter of the year !!!

Crown Grounder 12-03-2012 19:43
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Stanley awarded penalty!

hasyred 12-03-2012 20:34
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The mole plays the drums on the clayton end

Chimer 13-03-2012 09:50
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Stanley level going into time added on .....

choirboy 14-03-2012 22:14
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Mole appointed on Board of Directors at Stanley!

Kiwi John 15-03-2012 16:06
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mole stops posting

Kiwi John 07-11-2012 07:09
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Morecambe beat Stanley in League 2 action.

Chimer 27-02-2013 09:34
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26 Feb 13 - Stanley win by more than Wynonie Harris forecast

Pills beginning to have effect, say consultants.

Div3North 27-02-2013 11:09
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chimer (Post 1044173)
26 Feb 13 - Stanley win by more than Wynonie Harris forecast

Pills beginning to have effect, say consultants.
Oh, cruel ............! :D

smobile 29-03-2013 18:13
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Stanley Relegated to the Conference :tongueout

Greeny 30-03-2013 13:59
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smobile . We're not safe yet ,so don't count your chickens.

KiTChener 30-03-2013 14:03
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Dav007 starts positive thread!

Kiwi John 31-03-2013 02:32
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DAV 007 'Speaks Out' in favour of Richardson.

smobile 06-04-2013 21:43
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Stanley fail to score in stoppage time

choirboy 07-04-2013 21:52
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Petert Murphy wins beauty contest after his recent NOSE JOB !!!

ianray 10-04-2013 18:04
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COLEMAN BELL and COOK offer to pay at the turnstile to see STANLEY

carpon 13-04-2013 00:44
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Morecambe take three points from a League game with Stanley !!!:rofl38::bootyshak:tongueout

Kiwi John 13-04-2013 05:35
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 975805)
Morecambe defeat Stanley.
Just wheel this one out twice a season..

maccawozzagod 13-04-2013 11:37
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Stanley relegated with a whimper

Kiwi John 17-07-2013 20:54
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Mac Is Back!

Sean McConville returns to Stanley thanks to supporters pledges.

Morecambe_Red 18-07-2013 06:44
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Accrington Stanley not in a relegation battle

smobile 18-07-2013 06:53
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Morecambe Fans start using their own forum :D

Kiwi John 26-10-2013 17:43
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kiwi John (Post 975805)
Morecambe defeat Stanley.
bumped

DAV007 01-04-2014 23:37
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James Beattie gets Stanley relegated

baldy 02-04-2014 10:15
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Morecambe_Red (Post 1067232)
Accrington Stanley not in a relegation battle
6 games to go, Start worrying about your own relegation battles! 😀

smobile 02-04-2014 10:19
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Five Year Waiting List For Stanley Season Tickets......

DAV007 02-04-2014 19:50
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Stanley stewards win award for impeccable conduct


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