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Kiwi John

26-10-2006 17:07

Impossible headlines..

Headlines we may never see... Dozens Injured In Roof Collapse At 'Clayton End'.

* * * *
Stanley move to new training complex at Turf Moor.
anymore?????

Give us a green

26-10-2006 17:08

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Eric Whalley To Buy Stanley Fans A Drink;)

Someone

26-10-2006 17:40

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Not funny at all :(

cmonstanley

26-10-2006 18:13

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accrington stanley sign aaron mclean;)

zayno14

26-10-2006 18:54

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Hereford beat Accy in League 2 clash....

stanley convert

26-10-2006 23:08

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Wise turns Leeds round to gain promotion to premiership

Zero	26-10-2006 23:59

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Cart On straight in at number 1

stanerlee

27-10-2006 08:04

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gary roberts in shock return to the fraser eagle

Wynonie Harris

27-10-2006 08:05

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Coleman remains tight-lipped after defeat

Arkwright

27-10-2006 08:10

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Williams Dropped - he's crap, says Coleman

stanerlee

27-10-2006 08:12

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touche, arkwright!!!

many think it. you say it.

JEFF	27-10-2006 08:19

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Paul Mullin sprinted through and scored with a twenty yard blockbuster.

glosterred

27-10-2006 09:33

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barrow conference champions

stanerlee

27-10-2006 09:34

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creighton makes return after dunbavin/elliott ousted

Alvin the chipmunk

27-10-2006 11:58

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Main Stand told to quieten down.

Arkwright

27-10-2006 12:23

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We really enjoyed our visit, says visiting manager

Bazf	27-10-2006 12:55

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Parking problems solved at Stanley!!!!!!!!!!

mthead

27-10-2006 12:57

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"the Drum Welcomed Back With Open Arms By Local Residents":) :)

Arkwright

27-10-2006 13:01

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I didn't know we had to wait ten minutes before leaving the car park says supporter

Arkwright

27-10-2006 13:28

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'Resident Offers Use of Drum'

'I didn't know we had to wait ten minutes in the car park' says supporter

'Mangham strike stays in the ground'

Sorry, couldn't resist. Head over the ball, son

And just to redress the balance:

'Rocky shies away from tackle'

Cracking thread this. I'll be back with some more later.

mthead

27-10-2006 13:42

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Sorry I know its not Stanley Orientated But:-

Malcolm Glazer takes overall control at F.C.United
In his dreams:D

glosterred

27-10-2006 13:49

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stanley preseason tour to new zealand:D

Tealeaf

27-10-2006 14:19

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H.M. The Queen formally opens Clayton End Bar

From the Accrington Observer:

Her Majesty ther Queen yesterday formally opened the Sir John Coleman bar at the Fraser-Eagle Stadium. Accompanied by H.R.H. Prince Phillip - formally attired in a Stanley No 10 shirt - The Queen , dressed in the red home colours of Accrington, expressed delight in finally visiting a real football club.

"Last time I got an invite to a footy ground", she told a delighted audience of local dignatries, "It was to the Arsenal Emirates Stadium. There was no way I was going to that dump, so I feigned a back injury. How delightful it is to finally come to a proper footy club".

After the formal ceremonies were over, the Queen & Phil retired to the bar, where they were seranaded by the latest hit tunes from Accrington's chart-topping sensation, Celtic Cross. Both were seen to sing along to the famous Stanley song, "Cart On".

Amongst all the excitement, Sir John - whose face has recently appeared on the back of the new Bank of England ten pound note - had, most unusually, to appeal for people to calm down.

Lord Whalley of Accy said "It has been a mighty successful night. This has finally crowned our season, finishing the Premiership ten points clear of Chelsea, with the European and FA cup to boot".

Prince Phillip was later ejected from the bar for being drunk & disorderly and making rascist comments about scousers.

Kiwi John

27-10-2006 14:25

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:D :D :D :D :D ... bloody ripper Tealeaf.

Kiwi John

27-10-2006 14:28

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Die hard Supporter 'Doug' winsRoyal Trinity College Speech Award.

Shurm

27-10-2006 14:29

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stanley Club Shop Wins Customer Service Award :) :)

stanerlee

27-10-2006 16:34

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global Warming Shock!!!!
It Will Never Rain In Accy Again!!!

Chimer

27-10-2006 16:51

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Riot as 25000 tickets go on sale at FES

OSC Chairman condemns "ludicrously small" allocation

Arkwright

27-10-2006 19:47

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'Coleman defends squad rotation system - we never get a look in complain scousers'

'I'm glad we've drawn Stanley away says Wise/Wrexham manager/Forest bloke/Wycombe assistant.....'

'Player sidelined after two footed lunge by Craney'

'Mullin misses header'

'Keeper lets penalty in'

'Tannoy man sacked for playing too much garage'

and finally....

'Stanley outclassed'

Give us a green

27-10-2006 23:01

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Stanley shop to discount price's and not mark up everything 100% :confused:

Doug	27-10-2006 23:14

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FES to become an Advanced Training Ground as Accrington Stanley makes a Triumphant return to Peel Park.

Doug	27-10-2006 23:18

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Accrington Stanley’s state of the art, all seat 30 million pound Peel Park stadium is to welcome Turd Moor supporters in Burnley’s bid to regain Conference status after last season appalling defeat at the hands of Burrow.

glosterred

28-10-2006 07:42

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edgar street to be modernised

Kiwi John

28-10-2006 08:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Doug

A Headline Doug,not a *#$@^$@%%%^ 'n novel.(:D )

maccawozzagod

28-10-2006 12:45

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Roof Will Be Completed Before The Weather Turns

oh hang on, we've already had that one once

Doug	28-10-2006 15:03

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Chairman Eric buy's Egar Street Roof for the Clayton End Covered Car Park.

Kiwi John

28-10-2006 15:56

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Dunbavin m.o.m. at Hereford.

maxwell silver

28-10-2006 16:13

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

H.M. The Queen formally opens Clayton End Bar

From the Accrington Observer:

Her Majesty ther Queen yesterday formally opened the Sir John Coleman bar at the Fraser-Eagle Stadium.

Stanley to change home colours to blue after royal visit:D

Kiwi John

31-10-2006 15:56

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'Tin Monkey' made Life Member of Accy Ladies F.C.

Bazf	31-10-2006 17:22

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hereford Fan Wins Mastermind!!!!!!!

spud	31-10-2006 17:26

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OPTOMISM AND MORALE AT AN ALL TIME HIGH AT THE F.E.S.!!

SamF	31-10-2006 22:24

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Residents close to the stanley stadium start marching band.

Mangan gets shot on target.

Stanley sign new striker.

Tracker

31-10-2006 23:46

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Tealeaf

H.M. The Queen formally opens Clayton End Bar

superb **** man

stanerlee

01-11-2006 10:49

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blackpool - Paint Trophy Champs 2006/07

maccawozzagod

01-11-2006 11:36

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SOLD OUT!

Kiwi John

19-01-2007 16:11

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Coleman has 'Full Sack of Players' availiable for Saturday.

Kiwi John

19-01-2007 16:24

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'JIFFY BAG' gets it right.

Chimer

21-01-2007 11:29

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Funny, I was thinking of resurrecting this thread .....

1 - 0 to the Stanley

Paper Boy

21-01-2007 12:38

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Stanley accused of being boring after building success on miserly defence

Paper Boy

21-01-2007 12:44

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Goody and Coleman in acrimonious split

Jade cites John's bullying as reason for the break down of the celebrity couple's relationship

mickmc

21-01-2007 13:15

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We Were Right To Postpone The Clayton End Roof And Wait For Global Warming Says Eric Whalley

Oggy	21-01-2007 13:52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mickmc (Post 371884)

We Were Right To Postpone The Clayton End Roof And Wait For Global Warming Says Eric Whalley

I thought it was IMPOSSIBLE HEADLINES :) .

cmonstanley

21-01-2007 14:00

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bar is built in the clayton end[not critism]seemingly the delay is got something to do with a licence which is explainable

stanley convert

21-01-2007 14:04

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stanley take on ipswich in F A cup third round and stanley old boy gary roberts stays on his feet for 90 minutes

maccawozzagod

21-01-2007 17:06

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cmonstanley shuns emoticons!
bananaman out of work

cmonstanley

21-01-2007 19:54

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maccawozzagod (Post 372007)

cmonstanley shuns emoticons!

bananaman out of work

i just did in the above post but not for long:D :D :Banane11: :Banane44: :Banane44: :Banane44:
cmonstanley roll on chester game were gonna rumble them:Banane11:

Kiwi John

05-02-2007 16:56

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Coleman,Bell eager to meet OSC on eve of vital relegation match.

Kiwi John

06-03-2007 16:27

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Stewards quit duties to join Ultras

fc:stanley

07-03-2007 11:21

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MANSFIELD STEWARDS NAMED AS THE NICEST STEWARDS IN LEAGUE 2

Alvin the chipmunk

07-03-2007 11:26

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Rodgers - "It's all muscle".

AccyMad

07-03-2007 11:32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Alvin the chipmunk (Post 394015)

Rodgers - "It's all muscle".

Ha ha - good one. Or it could read :

I'M NOT FAT - I'M JUST SHORT FOR MY WEIGHT:o

george ivan

08-03-2007 21:39

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Andy Tretton releases DVD

How To Stay Injury Free!

Local Red

09-03-2007 07:22

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Super-Efficient Management Team keep Stanley in League for second season!!

Arkwright

09-03-2007 11:20

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Sorry, our mistake say the Football League

Red-Osbornello

09-03-2007 11:31

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Ref States - I have soft spot for Stanley!

Redraine

09-03-2007 11:47

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Hereford fans bring a banner to the Stanley away game in a show of solidarity against the host club's fine and points deduction.

Jesus_was_A_red_

09-03-2007 13:27

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Coleman praises referee. Then admitts he was running out of excuses.

Jesus_was_A_red_

09-03-2007 13:48

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Stan Ternent brought in to trouble-shoot John Coleman.

Jesus_was_A_red_

13-03-2007 20:29

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eric decides to let the accrington public go to the Torquay game for free.

SamF	13-03-2007 20:48

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Stanley fans remain positive.

K.S.H

13-03-2007 20:51

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus_was_A_red_ (Post 395166)

Stan Ternent brought in to trouble-shoot John Coleman.

So this is were the rumour started :D

plug6

13-03-2007 20:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zayno14 (Post 326481)

Hereford beat Accy in League 2 clash....

Again.!!!!!!!!!

Outback Ozzy

14-03-2007 10:11

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There is a lock out at a supporters club function!!!

John_Timmins

14-03-2007 16:33

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Ultras and OSC forums over run with amount of Stanley fans signing up!

stanley convert

19-03-2007 13:06

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Hyndburn council show accy stanley their full support and sponsor Hereford match all fans to get in free,

maccawozzagod

19-03-2007 13:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by stanley convert (Post 399682)

Hyndburn council show accy stanley their full support and sponsor Hereford match all fans to get in free,

that would be a cracker of a sponsorship deal for any interested parties. Pay £14000 and sponsor a free gate. The first couple would generate good headlines similar to what we have just had. They could even up the figure slightly and put boards all around the ground or on the pitch to give them complete coverage. It would also stop away teams bleating about unfair advantages gained by a benevolent chairman. Come on Interlink or Hollands

maccawozzagod

19-03-2007 13:20

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oops Eric just asked that same question - fishy site

Kiwi John

19-03-2007 16:51

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HEREFORD FANS SAY SOMETHING INTELLIGENT

mthead

19-03-2007 17:04

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'Found,Hereford Fan with an Intellect'

mthead

20-03-2007 16:12

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1 Attachment(s)

'Hereford To Provide Thier Own Steward'

Kiwi John

20-03-2007 16:54

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:D :D :D :D :D @ mthead

pipinfort

20-03-2007 17:07

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`Hereford are`nt Welsh`

harwood red

20-03-2007 17:11

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"Hereford fan's want John Coleman for Manager"

Growler

20-03-2007 18:37

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It's official - Hereford United have the best fans in ENGLAND!!!

sparkie

20-03-2007 18:45

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Edgar street voted best ground in England by travelling fans.

melonhigh

21-03-2007 20:43

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"Cart On" Goes Platinum! Zero donates proceeds to Lord Whalley of Rishton.

brian owen fan club

22-03-2007 21:32

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accrington stanley survive first season in the league

brian owen fan club

22-03-2007 21:33

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fans pay to watch accrington stanley

brian owen fan club

22-03-2007 21:33

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accrington stanley play total football

brian owen fan club

22-03-2007 21:34

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burnley fans desert to follow accrington stanley

brian owen fan club

22-03-2007 21:35

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steve maclaren seeks tatical advice from accrington manager coleman

sparkie

23-03-2007 08:00

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Bosses at the new wembley say ' I wish it looked like Edgar Street'!!!

Kiwi John

23-03-2007 08:04

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Bosses at Edgar st reply; Baaaa Baaaa

AccyMad

23-03-2007 08:59

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Quote:

Originally Posted by brian owen fan club (Post 401421)

accrington stanley play total football

WHO THE HELL IS BRIAN OWEN?

Jesus_was_A_red_

23-03-2007 18:15

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Hereford bring more than 50 fans to Accrington on friday night game

Kiwi John

19-07-2007 19:07

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Builders complete new roof on time.

MikeA

19-07-2007 21:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus_was_A_red_ (Post 401786)

Hereford bring more than 50 fans to Accrington on friday night game

Stanley take more than 12 to a midweek cup replay at Edgar Street...

and Cotty from the Beeb gets in without having to pay!!!

cmonstanley

19-07-2007 21:33

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somebody explains why the roof is so low:Banane19::Banane19:ouch my head

were probably panicking about nothing:D:D:D:D

LongLostSon

19-07-2007 23:01

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Hollands Pies surrender concession - in thanking them for past association Eric added "but we must move forward and the prawn sandwich bar has proved real winner".

Oggy	22-07-2007 13:54

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Evil manages to calm Mullin down

Lee says, "Paul, just get on with the game, it's not worth it".

Coley praises striker for calming influence, " Paul was in danger of being sent off again, so well done Lee. He's sort of taken on Andy Mangan's role"

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