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Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?
No sun....
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What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?
My foot....
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Ryewolf…I loved those joke…yes they were a bit corny, a bit Christmas Cracker…but they made me laugh…thank you.
I needed a laugh today.
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y....
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A newly married young man had parts of his dismantled motor bike on the kitchen table.
His wife walked in and said to him ‘don’t you think you should sell your motor bike now we are married?’ The husband paled and said ‘You sound a lot like my ex wife’ ‘You never said you had been married before’ ‘I haven’t!’ he said.
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Another old one:
What do you get when a school teacher gets run over by a steam roller? A holiday brochure! |
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