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Old 30-03-2024, 00:09   #2281
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Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?

No sun....
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Old 30-03-2024, 00:12   #2282
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What has 5 toes but isn't your foot?

My foot....
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Old 30-03-2024, 12:17   #2283
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Ryewolf…I loved those joke…yes they were a bit corny, a bit Christmas Cracker…but they made me laugh…thank you.
I needed a laugh today.
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Old 31-03-2024, 21:58   #2284
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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y....
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Old 09-04-2024, 12:12   #2285
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A newly married young man had parts of his dismantled motor bike on the kitchen table.
His wife walked in and said to him ‘don’t you think you should sell your motor bike now we are married?’
The husband paled and said ‘You sound a lot like my ex wife’
‘You never said you had been married before’
‘I haven’t!’ he said.
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Old 21-04-2024, 10:02   #2286
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Another old one:
What do you get when a school teacher gets run over by a steam roller?





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