 |
|
|
|
||||||||
| Anything Goes Anything goes.....well, you'll get away with more here than anywhere else on Accyweb! But remember, we are a child friendly forum! |
|
Welcome to Accrington Web! We are a discussion forum dedicated to the towns of Accrington, Oswaldtwistle and the surrounding areas, sometimes referred to as Hyndburn! We are a friendly bunch please feel free to browse or read on for more info. You are currently viewing our site as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, photos, play in the community arcade and use our blog section. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, so please, join our community today! |
680Likes |
|
|
LinkBack | Thread Tools |
21-03-2025, 14:47
|
#2311 |
|
Full Member
 Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Switzerland
Posts: 278
Liked: 77 times
Rep Power: 55148
|
Re: Joke Of The Day
An old one but still funny:
A boy came home from his Accrington school and asked his mom "where did I come from". she replied "go and asked your dad". His dad then asked him why he needs to know this. The boy replied saying his new friend at school told him he was from Manchester. Cheers |
|
|
| Accrington Web | |
|
|
|
|
01-04-2025, 10:53
|
#2312 |
|
Full Member
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Switzerland
Posts: 278
Liked: 77 times
Rep Power: 55148
|
Re: Joke Of The Day
This is not a joke, but a true story:
I think that I've got over dementia! I'm sure that I had the disease when I was a kid, why do I think that? Because I was always forgetting the following: - doing my homework - leaving my jacket on the playing fields - buying something for mom, which she told me to buy -and lots of other things Cheers |
|
|
|
|
01-04-2025, 10:59
|
#2313 |
|
Beacon of light
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Clayton-le-moors
Posts: 27,208
Blog Entries: 1657
Liked: 10953 times
Rep Power: 2053033
|
Re: Joke Of The Day
No Philip…that was selective memory loss…dementia is involuntary memory loss
__________________
The world will not be destroyed by evil people... It will be destroyed by those who stand by and do Nothing. (a paraphrase on a quote by Albert Einstein) |
|
|
|
|
11-04-2025, 11:22
|
#2314 |
|
Full Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Waterlooville, Hampshire
Posts: 151
Liked: 58 times
Rep Power: 10162
|
Re: Joke Of The Day
A teacher once told me not to worry about spelling, because in the future there will be AUTOCORRECT, for which I am eternally grapefruit!
Last edited by pompeylass; 11-04-2025 at 11:26. |
|
|
|
|
04-05-2025, 22:00
|
#2315 |
|
Full Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Waterlooville, Hampshire
Posts: 151
Liked: 58 times
Rep Power: 10162
|
Re: Joke Of The Day
Q; What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a cat?
A; Claude.  |
|
|
|
|
07-06-2025, 10:05
|
#2316 |
|
Full Member
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Switzerland
Posts: 278
Liked: 77 times
Rep Power: 55148
|
Re: Joke Of The Day
A guy of seventy was in his garden, when suddenly, a Fairy appeared. She said you are very lucky today, because you have a wish, but only one! He thought about this for a long time and in doing so he thought about his wife who was also 70, and said he would like a wife 10 years younger than himself! A noise like thunder was heard and suddenly there he was as an 80-year-old!
The moral: You don’t always get what you wish for! Cheers |
|
|
|
|
11-06-2025, 18:39
|
#2317 |
|
Full Member
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Waterlooville, Hampshire
Posts: 151
Liked: 58 times
Rep Power: 10162
|
Re: Joke Of The Day
I bought a new TV the other day - while I was unpacking it I noticed on the side was written 'Built in Antenna'.
No idea were that is but it makes a change from China. |
|
|
|
|
«
It's a bestseller....
|
-
»
| Thread Tools | |
|
|
| Other sites of interest.. | More town sites.. |
|
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 11:16.
© 2003-2013 AccringtonWeb.com
