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Forum: Anything Goes 27-04-2011, 18:06

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room I never have nor ever will chuck my weight about, you either move or I come in here after 12 pints of the cheapest mild, a double portion of the hottest curry in town and plenty of onion bahji's, sit...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-04-2011, 17:44

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Wrong again aren't you? Mick was right but you mis-understood, I'll sort you out when you need a good metaphorical slap to put you back in order. I've been busy over the last few weeks but not...

Forum: Anything Goes 27-04-2011, 17:20

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Get off your harris and buy your own, in future don't ever call in here without enough to get a round in for everyone. :p

Forum: Anything Goes 21-04-2011, 06:25

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Excuse me, you are in the calm room, please remain calm or else leave.

Forum: Anything Goes 06-04-2011, 16:39

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Didn't know the calm room was narrow minded, where's my post gone?

Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2011, 10:31

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Pass me a new sick bucket I've just filled this one!

Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2011, 09:55

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Yes, I do know, been doing it since the start of accyweb it's good to have someone servile like yourself to do the menial tasks leaving me free to maintain his alcohol level. :)

Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2011, 09:22

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room When I mentioned that yesterday, I was talking about yesterday's yesterday, not today's yesterday. Foolish child. Stop nagging or you'll end up an old hag before your time.

Forum: Anything Goes 26-03-2011, 08:37

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room You're like the dormouse at the mad hatters tea party, the difficult part is catching you awake.

Forum: Anything Goes 25-03-2011, 09:56

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room I often am, a megga celebrity such as he, needs to be protected from klingons.

Forum: Anything Goes 25-03-2011, 09:52

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room They'd better be energy saving bulbs, if MaggieR goes in and inspects there will be one hell of a thread starting up if they aren't. :D

Forum: Anything Goes 25-03-2011, 09:11

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Stop shouting in the Calm room. I know for a fact he wasn't in the Calm room yesterday, so I wonder who it was you got close up & personal with yesterday! (I've been saying for a while we...

Forum: Anything Goes 25-03-2011, 08:43

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room You may be able to keep out the rif but us raf have a nasty habit of turning up anywhere we want. I think you should tidy up a little, all these empty beer cans are starting to smell... No sorry...

Forum: Anything Goes 12-03-2011, 08:36

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Try not to put too much pressure on his bladder though, he suffers enough as it is.

Forum: Anything Goes 09-03-2011, 06:43

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room I told you yesterday, this place is closing you will have to leave, the sanctuary is far more convenient anyway, it's right next to a highly popular brew shop, so for the last time of telling, You...

Forum: Anything Goes 08-03-2011, 08:54

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room What are you two doing in here? The calm room is closed until further notice, cost cuttings don'cha know?:( There's a perfectly good, refurbished at no expense sanctuary not 50 yards from here,...

Forum: Anything Goes 11-09-2005, 13:00

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Looking at the stick, I think it has been used to stir the paint, I tripped over it when I came in. Err Mick don't lean against that wall I think the paint is still wet! Oh, no too late now you...

Forum: Anything Goes 11-09-2005, 12:15

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Before you sit down, you seem to have some emulsion paint on your right eye, come here and I'll poke it out for you with this stick! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_6_21.gif

Forum: Anything Goes 11-09-2005, 12:00

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Who the flook has put paint all over the padded walls and throws? Oh dear, Mez whats happened to you? I've told you before you don't suit Magnolia. Obviously we've been attacked by someone...

Forum: Anything Goes 16-08-2004, 14:18

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Ya boo sucks, you can't touch me I've added every-one to my ignore list!

Forum: Anything Goes 15-08-2004, 22:17

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room She won't even let me into her garden to do a bit of weeding, so what chance have I of differentiating anything?

Forum: Anything Goes 15-08-2004, 22:11

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Where is that then?

Forum: Anything Goes 15-08-2004, 22:06

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room The first peron to mention the aroma of mez's bush is definatly out of here! :stop:

Forum: Anything Goes 15-08-2004, 21:57

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room Yeah thats got to be better to contemplate than accyweb! :D ;)

Forum: Anything Goes 15-08-2004, 21:47

Replies: 371 The calm room Views: 15,330 Posted By Less Re: The calm room You should see the colours in my other eye, just a minute & I'll get it out of my pocket for you.

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