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Less 01-10-2010 10:59

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 848854)
Is that an offer to push the wheelchair Less:D

No chance, a typical Tory like you would keep the brakes on just to make this piece of factory fodder work harder.
:D

jaysay 01-10-2010 17:54

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 848866)
No chance, a typical Tory like you would keep the brakes on just to make this piece of factory fodder work harder.
:D

For you Less I'd even drag my feet too:D

Barrie Yates 01-10-2010 19:06

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In the snooker hall under the King's Hall everything would suddenly go quiet as the door slammed open - standing at the top of the steps would be Det Sgt Sargeson.
He would point out the ones he thought or knew who were under age and they had to leave - past him.
One hell of a clout behind the ear, no complaints about that, same if you got caught underage in a pub - instant justice and no crying to Mum and Dad.
Where did it all go wrong?

Mancie 02-10-2010 01:39

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How about this for a start..Crime likely to rise as ConDem government slash police budgets by £125million - mirror.co.uk... now this is just one warning from Police chief.. and there are many more...it's all very well to slag of the last Governments attemps to fight crime .. fighting crime costs money..but this present Government have the idea that less spent on our Police means less crime.. very strange.. but here we go!

MargaretR 02-10-2010 07:43

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Look on the bright side - fewer police means less chance of being tazered during the revolution.;)

SPUGGIE J 02-10-2010 08:36

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 849025)
Look on the bright side - fewer police means less chance of being tazered during the revolution.;)


Some might get a kick out of tazerings. Mind you it wont be the revolutionaries. :eek:

jaysay 02-10-2010 08:40

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 849025)
Look on the bright side - fewer police means less chance of being tazered during the revolution.;)

You could taser Mancie and he still wouldn't talk any sense:D

DaveinGermany 31-10-2010 16:01

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I know it's Halloween & all that, but come on :-

Police given advice on witches and pagans - Telegraph

But the best thing about it was this comment posted by one of the readers :-

http://mediacdn.disqus.com/uploads/u...jpg?1276530529 Old Goat
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To the police.

I know for certain, that the following are witches. Please arrange for their arrest, summary ducking, and in the worst cases, a barbecue:

Cherie Blair, Harriet Harman, Caroline Lucas, Jacqie Smith, and others of that ilk.

They are accused that on divers dates, they did do witchy things, and are generally hags and tarts.

Made my Day, haven't had such a chuckle in ages :s_aim1: Eeh ! fair near widdled meself !

jaysay 31-10-2010 17:43

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 857180)
I know it's Halloween & all that, but come on :-

Police given advice on witches and pagans - Telegraph

But the best thing about it was this comment posted by one of the readers :-

http://mediacdn.disqus.com/uploads/u...jpg?1276530529 Old Goat
Today 10:04 AM


Recommended by
36 people



To the police.

I know for certain, that the following are witches. Please arrange for their arrest, summary ducking, and in the worst cases, a barbecue:

Cherie Blair, Harriet Harman, Caroline Lucas, Jacqie Smith, and others of that ilk.

They are accused that on divers dates, they did do witchy things, and are generally hags and tarts.

Made my Day, haven't had such a chuckle in ages :s_aim1: Eeh ! fair near widdled meself !

Sounds like thee and me have a similar sense of humour Dave:mosher::D:D:D

Barrie Yates 31-10-2010 20:33

Re: Oh Hum its a funny old world
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 857180)
I know it's Halloween & all that, but come on :-

Police given advice on witches and pagans - Telegraph

But the best thing about it was this comment posted by one of the readers :-

http://mediacdn.disqus.com/uploads/u...jpg?1276530529 Old Goat
Today 10:04 AM


Recommended by
36 people



To the police.

I know for certain, that the following are witches. Please arrange for their arrest, summary ducking, and in the worst cases, a barbecue:

Cherie Blair, Harriet Harman, Caroline Lucas, Jacqie Smith, and others of that ilk.

They are accused that on divers dates, they did do witchy things, and are generally hags and tarts.

Made my Day, haven't had such a chuckle in ages :s_aim1: Eeh ! fair near widdled meself !

Brilliant Dave, read the article, thought it was a 1st of April joke but didn't read the letters page or blog.
Wonder how much this cost and if the Senior Police Officer that Mancie quoted could justify this - or even comment on it?

DaveinGermany 31-10-2010 20:45

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 857339)
Brilliant Dave, read the article, thought it was a 1st of April joke

Me too, but it was in today's paper so has happened recently, absolute belter isn't it ?

Mancie 01-11-2010 23:00

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Originally Posted by Barrie Yates (Post 857339)
Brilliant Dave, read the article, thought it was a 1st of April joke but didn't read the letters page or blog.
Wonder how much this cost and if the Senior Police Officer that Mancie quoted could justify this - or even comment on it?

The demolition government cuts in fighting crime, or even bringing those convicted of crime to boot makes things look pretty grim...this is no April fools joke..it is typical tory policey.. lie,get power, then destroy..18,000 fewer police.

SPENDING REVIEW 2010: More criminals spared prison and 18k fewer police | Mail Online

DaveinGermany 02-11-2010 03:55

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Originally Posted by Mancie (Post 857679)
The demolition government cuts in fighting crime, or even bringing those convicted of crime to boot makes things look pretty grim...this is no April fools joke..it is typical tory policey.. lie,get power, then destroy..18,000 fewer police.

SPENDING REVIEW 2010: More criminals spared prison and 18k fewer police | Mail Online

The "Mail" Mancie, the nerve of these people, just as well the "Mail" can be relied on to report such injustices eh? Like this for example ;)

Labour's early prisoner release scheme is scrapped | Mail Online

jaysay 02-11-2010 09:17

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 857697)
The "Mail" Mancie, the nerve of these people, just as well the "Mail" can be relied on to report such injustices eh? Like this for example ;)

Labour's early prisoner release scheme is scrapped | Mail Online

Take no notice of Mancie Dave, he always mocks me for quoting the Mail, but doesn't hesitate to use it himself if he agrees with one of their "made up story's"

Mancie 02-11-2010 23:13

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 857697)
The "Mail" Mancie, the nerve of these people, just as well the "Mail" can be relied on to report such injustices eh? Like this for example ;)

Labour's early prisoner release scheme is scrapped | Mail Online

It's been reported in most papers Dave.. I chose to post the mail because if I'd posted the guardian, I would have had that tory bloke on here saying it was all left wing rubbish! ;) :D


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