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jaysay 21-01-2013 18:13

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1038015)
However, if he spent more time drinking instead of reading he wouldn't need books, no books means less trees being used for paper, better for the planet, unless of course his books are supplied by velvet publishing.
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I see you use the 18 roll pack Eric:D

Eric 21-01-2013 18:45

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I see you use the 18 roll pack Eric:D

Me ... I use Charmin; but only because of the bears:D

accyman 21-01-2013 22:30

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1038056)
Me ... I use Charmin; but only because of the bears:D

which is a joke because we all know bears use rabbits to wipe their arse ....

susie123 21-01-2013 23:25

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Originally Posted by Eric (Post 1038056)
Me ... I use Charmin; but only because of the bears:D

It's Cushelle now in Europe, not Charmin... and the bear is a koala - which isn't really a bear.

Eric 22-01-2013 03:02

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 1038120)
which is a joke because we all know bears use rabbits to wipe their arse ....

And that's only 'cause the shiite doesn't stick to their fur:D

Eric 22-01-2013 03:36

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Originally Posted by susie123 (Post 1038010)
Eric, if everyone used their free time as well and as intelligently as you do the world would be a better place.

"Better" ... mmmm; gotta do me some ponderin' on that one. Definitely weirder, in the vulgar sense of the word. Imagine a world where people actually used their brains ... no more talking about the "real world" as if it actually existed as some immutable and judgemental other:eek: Ah well, time to get a little perspective; time to look at the pale blue dot.:D Oh, and have a beer:dancedog:

DaveinGermany 27-01-2013 12:50

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Britishness test for immigrants, multiple choice questions, gone the PC crap & more concentration on British "Heroes", fine by me. Incidentally I scored 100% :) So does that make me a Little Englander" or just proud & patriotic of my heritage ?

Margaret Thatcher rewritten as economic reformer in new test for migrants - Telegraph

accyman 28-01-2013 03:18

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i got %100

take that Mr McHale:D

accyman 28-01-2013 06:05

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i think we should do away with the britishness test all together and just have 1 chap at immigration who simply looks over his shoulder and says "sorry were full try the next country on your list "

jaysay 28-01-2013 10:14

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Originally Posted by accyman (Post 1039393)
i think we should do away with the britishness test all together and just have 1 chap at immigration who simply looks over his shoulder and says "sorry were full try the next country on your list "

Seeing we've just found another few thousand that have been here over 10 years that the Borders Agency didn't know about or forgot, we have to ask is this agency fit for purpose

Margaret Pilkington 28-01-2013 10:32

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John, the answer to that has to be a big fat resounding NO!

DaveinGermany 09-02-2013 12:25

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Here we go, after the hoo ha of the gay marriage vote the next enclave to be challenged is our perception of nature, obviously them daddy long legs are just that, assuming that Dr.Mills (University of East Anglia .... that's Norfolk, isn't it ? :rolleyes:) is correct in his thesis.

Must be a slow news day at the Telegraph, I even thought I'd strayed on to the Sun/Mail online site until I checked the banner. :)

Attenborough documentaries 'ignore gay animals' - Telegraph

Less 09-02-2013 12:46

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Originally Posted by DaveinGermany (Post 1041252)
Here we go, after the hoo ha of the gay marriage vote the next enclave to be challenged is our perception of nature, obviously them daddy long legs are just that, assuming that Dr.Mills (University of East Anglia .... that's Norfolk, isn't it ? :rolleyes:) is correct in his thesis.

Must be a slow news day at the Telegraph, I even thought I'd strayed on to the Sun/Mail online site until I checked the banner. :)

Attenborough documentaries 'ignore gay animals' - Telegraph

Now that is going to make the TV appeals for the snow leapord interesting...

Send three pounds a month so we can continue our captive breeding programme for the gay leopards.

jaysay 09-02-2013 14:42

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Originally Posted by Less (Post 1041254)
Now that is going to make the TV appeals for the snow leopard interesting...

Send three pounds a month so we can continue our captive breeding programme for the gay leopards.

Na Less they'll qualify for a lottery grant if they do that:rolleyes:

Less 09-02-2013 15:13

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 1041290)
Na Less they'll qualify for a lottery grant if they do that:rolleyes:

K'inell, all I have to do to get a lottery grant is turn gay?

Why have I spent so many years wondering what I'm going to do next?

Can I get Vaseline on free prescription?
:eek:


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