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Tealeaf 09-08-2010 22:22
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Surely this is sexist stuff on the part of the NHS? Would it be possible for me to get the operation done? I know this lovely little divorcee in her late 20's/early 30's who would love to break a young virgin in, so what do I need to do in order to satisfy her carnal desires and will the NHS help me?

SPUGGIE J 10-08-2010 05:44
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All you can do is ask. ;)

jaysay 10-08-2010 09:06
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Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 835494)
Surely this is sexist stuff on the part of the NHS? Would it be possible for me to get the operation done? I know this lovely little divorcee in her late 20's/early 30's who would love to break a young virgin in, so what do I need to do in order to satisfy her carnal desires and will the NHS help me?
If you accept Islam Tealeaf;)

Margaret Pilkington 10-08-2010 10:56
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and also if you can prove you are psychologically damaged by not being a virgin anymore....so I'm pretty sure that you cannot request it to be done for someone else so that you might benefit......tough that, Tealeaf :D

SPUGGIE J 10-08-2010 17:54
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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 835571)
and also if you can prove you are psychologically damaged by not being a virgin anymore....so I'm pretty sure that you cannot request it to be done for someone else so that you might benefit......tough that, Tealeaf :D

He is damaged because he aint and she is because he aint n wants him. I think thats the jist.

jaysay 10-08-2010 18:03
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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J (Post 835629)
He is damaged because he aint and she is because he aint n wants him. I think that's the jist.
And the translation is Spugs:rolleyes:

SPUGGIE J 10-08-2010 19:12
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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 835633)
And the translation is Spugs:rolleyes:

Was keeping it clean. ;)

MargaretR 10-08-2010 19:19
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tealeaf (Post 835494)
Surely this is sexist stuff on the part of the NHS? Would it be possible for me to get the operation done? I know this lovely little divorcee in her late 20's/early 30's who would love to break a young virgin in, so what do I need to do in order to satisfy her carnal desires and will the NHS help me?
You aren't 'young' so you don't meet the critereon.:p
I question the sanity of any woman her age who desires a male virgin.
Many men behave like they don't know what to do, so if you had been young you might well have 'triumphed' anyway.

Less 10-08-2010 19:21
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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 835754)
You aren't 'young' so you don't meet the critereon.:p
I question the sanity of any woman her age who desires a male virgin.
Many men behave like they don't know what to do, so if you had been young you might well have 'triumphed' anyway.
Here's a hint, if it ever happens again to you, fart and give him a clue!
:hidewall:

jaysay 11-08-2010 09:46
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Originally Posted by Less (Post 835763)
Here's a hint, if it ever happens again to you, fart and give him a clue!
:hidewall:
:rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38::rofl38:Ya daft sod Less, post like that should have a warning on them especially when I'm on water tablets:D


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