Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973296)

As a student I spent a couple of summer working on a lesbian farm in Cornwall.

Part of my job was tending Ninny the goat.

She ate a pair of espadrilles, an antique oil painting, and the complete works of Truman Capote.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973344)

Yes after that experience I was well known for my shovel work.

It was that, that secured me the position of cabin boy, on the good ship Venus, the following summer.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973383)

People haven't got the time to spend buffing their nobs nowadays.

They come fully sheathed.

No need to rub.

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob (Post 973399)

Eeee the wonders of modern science! But I miss the old days though. you knew where you were when you saw the old coal man heave his sack on his back.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973407)

Ours could only do that with coke.

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob (Post 973411)

I knew they had to be off their faces on something. Just the thought of it brings tears to the eye.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973407)

Many would spend a good part of the day bent over double.

Or on their knees.

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob (Post 973414)

Which accounts for lumbago and housemaids knee. but where does tennis elbow come into this?

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob (Post 973425)

Back to lesbians again?

Originally Posted by Acrylic-bob (Post 973430)

Oh no. Not Ted. Don't tell me, no I can't bear it. Mind you, it would explain a lot.

Originally Posted by garinda (Post 973448)

Steady on.

He prefers a suede slip-on, rather than being clod in something stout.

He lost 'someone special' in the war.

Hence being returned to Heaven's sorting office untampered with.

Allegedly.

His only comfort being that he was able to sit in bed, and enjoy viewing the biggest spire in Englandshire.

Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 973451)

Ya seems back in the good old days Ted and Herold were in the gents at the house of commons and herald says to Ted "out there were opposite Ted, but in here we're all equal we all hold our own" Ted say, " you sod off Harold every time you see something big you want to nationalise it":D