I'm pretty hungry now. You think the way my stomach was rumbling she would lift her carcass out of the chair and make me something

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Send her down to Tesco

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Were you his first wife?

Is that what you cited in court, as the reaon for you wanting a divorce?

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:eek:

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I would say that the vast majority of women are as hard working as me, I know that generally women tend to work, run a home and family and do more in the home than the man does. I don't personally know any women who don't work either part or full time unless they've retired after a lifetime's work.
Some women as well as men enjoy a life of leisure on benefits and unless there's a valid reason I disagree with their ethic.
And no my degree is not in Home Economics but nice try!

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I used to hide my money under the iron till she saw a tenner poking out of the edge.Gutted, After that I took no chances and stuck It under the hoover.:hehetable

I really hate it if she hoovers when I'm in the house. I mean, after all only her needs to hear it. She should Hoover when I'm socialising with the lads in the pub.

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What's a hoover guys?

It's something the wife pushes round the carpet to wind me up. I couldn't tell you what it does apart from make a lot of noise

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I think you all sound a bit hen pecked!

I wouldn't mind being hen pecked if she got off her derrière and made my life easier

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Try sweet talking her then! Also, flowers, chocolate, sparkly things and fizzy stuff might do the trick!

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That will only make her flatulent

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Surely not if she's a lady!

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One will do it quietly

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The problem unfortunately is the lack of Gentlemen in Accy, Anne.