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annesingleton

19-05-2012 21:44

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by maxthecollie (Post 992952)

One will do it quietly

I'm sure you could cope with that, I'm sure from my own experience that she puts up with far worse!
Trust me, treat her nicely and everything you want will be yours! (Or alternatively if she's not used to it she might think you're bothering elsewhere so be careful!)

Retlaw

19-05-2012 21:51

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by annesingleton (Post 992949)

Try sweet talking her then! Also, flowers, chocolate, sparkly things and fizzy stuff might do the trick!

Thats a waste of good money, and the effect soon wears off.

Retlaw

19-05-2012 21:54

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 992954)

The problem unfortunately is the lack of Gentlemen in Accy, Anne.

I should hope so, we don't want any o them upsetting the good order of things.

mobertol

19-05-2012 22:17

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 992933)

Were you his first wife?

Is that what you cited in court, as the reaon for you wanting a divorce?

http://www.smiley-lol.com/smiley/ani...s/verterre.gif

:eek:

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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 992959)

I should hope so, we don't want any o them upsetting the good order of things.

Darling Monster - the problem is that we don't want the natural order of things to be upset, therefore a few scratches in the right points and we're all happy more or less. Otherwise if we ladies start to reclaim...:D

annesingleton

19-05-2012 22:30

Re: Lazy women

Oh dear, all we want is treating well, and the world might once be yours again..... maybe!

garinda

19-05-2012 22:32

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by Claytoner40 (Post 992947)

I wouldn't mind being hen pecked if she got off her derrière and made my life easier

You should appreciate her more.

Besides, the milk man says your wife's got tons of energy.

Full of beans.

:rolleyes::D

garinda

19-05-2012 22:36

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 992968)

You should appreciate her more.

Besides, the milk man says your wife's got tons of energy.

Full of beans.

:rolleyes::D

He always remarks on the effort she puts in, donkey stoning the front step, after making his deliveries there.

;)

davemac

19-05-2012 23:01

Re: Lazy women

You should change the comics you read, people are taking you serious

garinda

19-05-2012 23:16

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 992983)

You should change the comics you read, people are taking you serious

Who?

Perhaps you should read the writing in the speech bubbles, and not just look at the pictures, in your comic.

;):D

mobertol

19-05-2012 23:19

Re: Lazy women

My donkey stone is at the ready - but we don't have a milkman here - all that hard work for nothing...

Mind you the postman comes every day...:D

garinda

19-05-2012 23:25

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 992988)

My donkey stone is at the ready - but we don't have a milkman here - all that hard work for nothing...

Mind you the postman comes every day...:D

That's nice for him.

I hope you don't give him a tip at Christmas, as well.

http://www.smilie-harvester.de/smili...fe/postman.gif

davemac

19-05-2012 23:50

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by garinda (Post 992986)

Who?

Perhaps you should read the writing in the speech bubbles, and not just look at the pictures, in your comic.

;):D

his mother.

garinda

19-05-2012 23:57

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 993005)

his mother.

Ah, that's nice.

You should have quoted her.

Made yourself clear.

Unless the cat's got her tongue.

:rolleyes:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...ylrFPqygsJ1nK7

Guinness

20-05-2012 00:00

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by Retlaw (Post 992958)

Thats a waste of good money, and the effect soon wears off.

Not if you still have some of those plastic daffodils that you used to get free from Daz and Omo, you can give, give, give..and bless their little hearts if you spray them with Zoflora every coupla weeks they'll never twig the ruse

garinda

20-05-2012 00:08

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by mobertol (Post 992988)

My donkey stone is at the ready - but we don't have a milkman here - all that hard work for nothing...

Mind you the postman comes every day...:D

It takes much more effort to frown, and you use more calories, than it does to smile.

It's the same with spitting.

So perhaps some ladies aren't as lazy as some would have you believe.

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