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davemac

23-05-2012 20:35

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 993502)

and I will lend you my epilator. Emjoi.....used once and put back in the box.
This will give you an idea why it is still in pristine condition.
http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/b...airy-mary.html

I read it, one line makes me look at you in a different light "I am quiet hairy", anyway brushing that aside.........it will give you a parting.....Im being silly now..

It not epilating that I require, its something to stop me licking myself, on the carpet, in front of the telly, when we have company, then dragging myself across the carpet.......it was effecting my eyesight.........I will await this post being deleted by the moderators.

I have just discovered it was not Bob Martins tablets I have taken, it was Dr. Martins. I got them from Boots, and the laces tasted of liquorish..............nurse is it time for my medicine yet

jaysay

24-05-2012 08:56

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 993628)

Don't know about medicine Dave think its the doctor you need:D

Margaret Pilkington

24-05-2012 11:07

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or perhaps the Vet:)

jaysay

24-05-2012 17:57

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington (Post 993698)

or perhaps the Vet:)

Don't think he's got distemper Margaret

Margaret Pilkington

24-05-2012 18:36

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me neither, but he might have impacted anal glands......licking himself and dragging his bum along the floor could be symptoms that need investigation...or he might just need a 'worm cake'

susie123

24-05-2012 18:36

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 993735)

Don't think he's got distemper Margaret

No, more likely a high gloss finish, from dragging himself across the carpet ;)

MargaretR

24-05-2012 18:41

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I suggest castration.

jaysay

24-05-2012 18:45

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Originally Posted by MargaretR (Post 993745)

I suggest castration.

Whats poor Dave done to you:eek::eek::eek::D

hassy rvr

24-05-2012 18:50

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If I don,t leave this site shortly I,m going to have rabies or fleas!!

jaysay

24-05-2012 18:52

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Originally Posted by hassy rvr (Post 993750)

If I don,t leave this site shortly I,m going to have rabies or fleas!!

Don't forget mange:D

davemac

24-05-2012 18:52

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Well,........... I'm away for two minutes and people want my doobries off, sending me to the vets, and doctors.

Well I have been to the doctors and he gave me some suppositories, and for all the good they did me, I might as well have shoved them up my bum

jaysay

24-05-2012 19:03

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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 993752)

Keep taking the tablets Dave:rolleyes:

MargaretR

24-05-2012 19:54

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Originally Posted by jaysay (Post 993753)

Keep taking the tablets Dave:rolleyes:

.....but avoid the blue ones ;)

davemac

25-05-2012 08:21

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But I stopped taking the pink ones, I only have blue ones left!

susie123

25-05-2012 08:30

Re: Lazy women

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Originally Posted by davemac (Post 993803)

But I stopped taking the pink ones, I only have blue ones left!

Give em to the dog. :gooddog:

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